latelenovela Chapter 231 Restaurant Funny Quotes
Chapter 231 Restaurant Funny Quotes
Zhang Wanrong left, and Zhiyuan quietly came out of the side hall. Seeing Chu Tian who had come back from seeing off the guests with a pale face, he quickly stepped forward: "Chu Tian, you, don't think too much. Sister Mu and I get along very well. We~ "
"Okay, silly girl, I don't want to think about it, and you don't want to think about it either. In short, I want you and Mu Qing. If you dare to escape, I will go to heaven and earth to find you, and then... I will fuck your ass Open the flowers! You won’t be able to get out of bed for three to five months!”
"Bah, Sister Mu is so simple-minded, I was worried that you would bully her; we have to join forces to deal with you, a bad guy!"
"What? Who are you dealing with? I've turned against you. It seems it's time to revive my husband's relationship. Don't run away, little lady, watch your moves!"
"Oh~ let me go, I'm not in good shape in broad daylight, it's not good for people to see me!"
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At this time, inside Mu City!
Compared to the past, it is more lively and festive. You can see red lanterns and colorful silks hanging high on the streets. Festivals can be seen everywhere!
Yuanyang Tower is a time-honored restaurant located in Mucheng. In terms of specifications, it is slightly inferior to Dengxian Pavilion, but it is better because of the festive name of the restaurant;
The boy in the Yuanyang Tower is dressed in an ordinary boy's attire, but with two strips of red silk hanging on his body, he greets the passers-by from the north and the south with a smile;
"Brother Jiang, Brother Yan, please!"
"Brother Chu, please~"
"Brother-in-law please~"
Chutian, Jiang Haoyi, and Mu Yan walked into Yuanyang Tower side by side;
The wedding is coming soon, there are still three days left; in the entire Chu Mansion, from the servants and maids, to Xiaoyu who is in charge, and Zhiyuan who is helping, they are so busy that they don't even touch the floor;
Only Chu Tian, the protagonist of The Day After Acquired, had nothing wrong with him;
Simply call Mu Yan and Jiang Haoyi, who we can chat with, and go out for a walk. They say goodbye to the singles that are about to end!
In fact, it is just taking two people who are also doing nothing to talk together;
Yuanyang Tower is a good choice;
"Hey, you three gentlemen, please come in!"
The three of them squeezed through the crowd side by side before stopping at the entrance of Yuanyang Tower, where a clever young man shouted and came forward to greet them;
"Second brother, your restaurant is doing good business. Do you have a private room?"
The waiter in the shop led the way sideways and said: "The three gentlemen are here together, and there is a private room. You guys can come with me. It is thanks to Miss Mu and my uncle that the shop can be so lively. We Mu The city has not been so lively in many years;"
"Haha, little brother, you are so busy that you don't even touch the ground, don't you feel annoyed? Or should I say that your shopkeeper has to give you extra monthly money!"
Hearing what Chu Tian said, the waiter smiled, stood at the door of a room, opened the door and made an invitation gesture;
After Chu Tian and the others walked into the private room, they closed the door and said, "Young master is joking, of course I have the monthly money, but standing aside and listening to a master like you chatting with others will help me gain knowledge; This is something you can’t buy with money. How can you feel annoyed when it’s too late to be happy?”
Chu Tian, who pulled out his chair and sat down, raised his head and glanced at the boy in front of him, smiled and nodded: "This is an interesting statement;"
The second brother who was running errands in the restaurant in front of me was very clever and had nothing to do. He asked: "Second brother, how old are you this year?"
Maybe Chutian is about to get married, and when chatting with someone, he will be curious about whether the other person is married!
The second younger brother refilled the cups of tea for Chu Tian and the others, and at the same time continued the conversation: "Sir, what do you think?"
"Ok?"
There are some clues for ordinary people to guess their age by looking at each other, but the waiter in front of him is not very cultivated, but because of his Qi training, it is not easy to guess his age because of his cultivation.
Chu Tian raised his head and looked at it carefully, trying his best to make a rough guess: "I think you are either 21 or 27;"
"Young master has good eyesight;"
"So, am I right? Are you 21 or 27?"
"Sir, I am 21 again, and I am 27 again!"
"Ok?"
Chu Tian was surprised again. Mu Yan, who was listening on the side, couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing. He looked at the waiter and asked: "Then tell me, why are you 21 and 27 again?" ’s!”
"The younger one is 21 years old, but he is actually 27 years old!"
"Is there anyone who is six years old?"
"Sir, I'm not from Mucheng. Our customs are just six years old!"
After the waiter explained to Mu Yan, he turned to look at Chu Tian and responded with a smile: "Either this young master has good eyesight, he guessed it right away!"
Hey!
Although he knew that the waiter in front of him was talking nonsense, Chu Tian was really interested and continued to ask: "Second brother, what's your last name?"
"Sir, what do you think?"
Hey, this is interesting;
Chu Tian thought to himself: "How old can you be to guess your face and guess what your last name is?"
With no thoughts in his mind, he raised his eyes and looked at the waiter in front of him and said, "I see, your surname is either Zhang or Wang!"
There is no choice but to hit the big name!
"Sir, you have good eyesight. My surname is Zhang and Wang!"
"Huh? What's going on? Let me tell you, if you don't make it clear, the three of us can turn around and leave!"
Listening to the increasingly outrageous answers from the waiter in front of him, Jiang Haoyi couldn't sit still. He wanted to know how a person could bear two surnames!
"Young master, you don't know something. My mother remarried a few years ago. My biological father's surname is Zhang, and my stepfather's surname is Wang, so my surname is Zhang and Wang!"
Hey, this reason is really damn good!
With a sinister smile on her lips, Mu Yan casually took out a dozen spirit stones from the ring and threw them to the boy, saying, "You are very smart, kid. I'll reward you!"
After watching the young man take the spirit stone, Mu Yan asked: "Second brother, let me ask you, in what month were you born?"
The younger brother who got a year's salary for nothing didn't react for a moment and subconsciously said: "What do you think?"
Mu Yan was waiting for this sentence. He immediately jumped up and said excitedly: "Hey, kid, don't leave. I've been waiting for you to say this. In my opinion, you were either born in June or the twelfth lunar month." !”
After Mu Yan finished speaking, he didn't forget to add: "Boy, what do you think of my eyesight?"
Feng Ping, the waiter at the shop, felt numb, what should I say~
But after looking at the expressions of the three young masters, he raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, gritted his teeth and continued: "Young Master, you have good eyesight!"
Feng Ping almost cried after saying this. How should I explain this!
"Boy, why are you born in June and also in the twelfth month? Please explain it clearly to me. If you don't understand, you are not allowed to leave!"
Feng Ping put away the spirit stone, gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and felt something in his heart: "Sir, you don't know something. Originally, I was born in June, but when I came out, I found that the weather in the central region is really too hot. I’ve been back to work for half a year, and it’s only the twelfth lunar month!”
Chu Tian casually threw a group of spiritual stones from the ring, waved his hand and said: "Go, go, the more you talk, the more outrageous you are. Look at the table, bring some good wine, and take the flowers if you have more!"
Feng Ping quickly took the spirit stone on the table and returned excitedly to arrange the meal!
Mu Yan said cheerfully: "I didn't expect that a man in the market could be so interesting. If it weren't for his pitifully low strength, I would have had the heart to keep him by my side, and it would be better for him to make a living in a restaurant. However, how many brothers are there today?" It’s not in vain;”