latelenovela Chapter 166 Unlucky Constitution
Chapter 166 Unlucky Constitution
"The next person to die was her father. She said that three relatives had died in a row. Her father was so sad that he drank a lot of alcohol. He went out alone at night. His family thought he wanted to relax, so they didn't follow him. As a result, he didn't come back that night. Later, the whole village went to look for him. Finally, he was found in a river near his home. He was so sad!"
[Youth has no price tag, the river drowned her father? ]
[The person above is going to take the postgraduate entrance exam? Is he going to die by rhyming like this? ]
[4 were killed, what about the other 3? Are there any other outrageous ways they died that I don't know about? ]
Song Hao rubbed his nose and said, "Because four people died in the family at once, the villagers are saying that her grandmother missed her family so much that she was going to take the whole family away. Therefore, no one dared to come to the house for the feast, for fear that the fire would burn them!"
"Because they have to observe a three-year mourning period after a family member dies, her mother was afraid that if the period dragged on, she wouldn't get the money for her wedding gift, so she found an old bachelor in the next village and sold her off!"
"Of course she refused, so she packed up and ran away the day after the funeral. For this, I transferred some money to her again!"
"After the old bachelor found out that she had run away, he brought his men to her house. As a result, her mother and her brother acted like scoundrels and refused to return the money. In the end, her brother was hit to death by the old bachelor with a hoe!"
【Penta Kill! ! ! 】
[Lord Yama: Who else? I'll tell you who else! ]
[Who died next? ]
Song Hao couldn't help laughing as he spoke: "Then it was her mother who died. She said that the old bachelor saw that he had been deceived and thought that her mother was still charming, so he kidnapped her."
"Her mother couldn't stand the humiliation, so she ran away from the old bachelor's house and was hit and killed by a truck that rushed out on the road."
【Godlike! 】
【Who died in the last one? 】
"The last person to die was my aunt who had married back from afar to inherit the family fortune. She was so happy that she rolled down the hillside while walking at night and died!"
【Legendary! 】
[Hahahahahahaha, I feel that the death of my aunt is the most perfunctory one among the many ways of death. It is obvious that the liar has run out of ideas! ]
[It doesn’t matter how high or low the scam is, as long as it can deceive people, it’s good. Look, didn’t Mr. Song believe it? He even attributed such an outrageous thing to his own luck, and he was able to kill the family of his online love object through the Internet! ]
【Then, in total, I transferred 200 million to the other party! 】
Song Hao's face turned red and white at the laughter of netizens. He said dejectedly: "Ah, it's also my fault. I have been unlucky since I was a child. Many relatives and friends around me were inexplicably injured. That's why after she said that she had never encountered such a thing, I guessed that it might be because of me that all her relatives died."
[Oh? Mr. Song still has melons on him? ]
Song Hao smiled awkwardly and said, "It's not a big deal, I just have been plagued by bad luck since I was a child."
"For example, when I was very young, my family's car, which had automatic door locks, failed to lock once. When the driver turned a corner, I was thrown out with a bang!"
"Then I was hit by three cars in a row, but the speed was not fast. I was just knocked over several times and had some scratches on my body."
"The driver who was driving me saw me fall out of the car and stopped it in a hurry. As a result, when he was running towards me, he was hit by a car and flew 5 or 6 meters away."
"But fortunately, I survived, but I had multiple fractures all over my body. I stayed in the hospital for half a year before I recovered."
[I don't know for a moment whether it's you or the driver who's unlucky! ]
"Also, when I was studying abroad, I went out one time and a guy about my age rode a bicycle towards me!"
"As a result, when the bike was about to miss me, it lost control for unknown reasons and almost broke my legs, but he was in a worse situation. He then hit a sign on the side of the road and the bike broke into two pieces at the middle horizontal bar. The broken part directly brushed against his brother and stabbed into his stomach!"
"There was blood all over the floor. He was later sent to the hospital and had 18 stitches!"
[Hiss, I couldn’t help but squeeze my legs together...]
[It hurts just thinking about it! ]
The more Song Hao spoke, the more constipated his expression became: "Another time, my friend said it was snowing in the north and it was fun, so he insisted on taking me there."
"Then we did the one where we sit on the tire and slide down."
"My friend wanted to play a trick on me, so he pushed me when I wasn't paying attention. As a result, when he pushed me out, his foot stepped on the rope on my tire."
"I slid down, and Dian's tailbone hurt for several days. He performed a split on top for everyone, and he tore the ligament!"
[Wait a minute, I discovered a characteristic. Although you are unlucky, nothing happens to you every time. Everyone around you suffers.]
Song Hao spread his hands and said, "Yeah, there are so many things like this, so when I heard her tell me that her family had passed away, I subconsciously thought it was my fault."
"But now it seems that I didn't bring bad luck on her. I just had bad luck and ran into a liar."
"But to be honest, I was relieved when I found out that I was a scammer. Compared with seven lives, 7 million is nothing to me."
[You rich people are really enough, I hold my forehead and smile bitterly! ]
[Hey, no one's money comes from the wind, so I suggest Mr. Song call the police! ]
Song Hao nodded: "I will definitely call the police, but before that, I want to ask the anchor, why am I so unlucky? Is it really my bad luck?"
Ji Chu was helpless: "You have a bad fate, it's all your fault!"
Song Hao was dumbfounded: "What?"
Ji Chu: "If Mr. Song's ancestors had not accumulated enough good karma, you wouldn't have been free of trouble during those unlucky times!"
Song Hao scratched the back of his neck again: "Anchor, I didn't do anything when I was a kid."
Ji Chu rolled his eyes: “Your family is in business, and they believe in Buddhism the most!”
"One time, you saw that the nanny at home had tendonitis, so you took the initiative to help her with housework, but you accidentally broke the Buddha statue in the shrine."
"That Buddha statue has been blessed. It was given to you by a great person. Your whole family must be very fond of it."
"You were afraid of getting beaten, so you hid the Buddha statue and found an Ultraman that was about the same size as the Buddha statue from your toy house and put it on top!"
"In order to avoid being discovered, you even covered Ultraman with a red cloth!"
"After that, your whole family worshipped Ultraman for a full six months, until the red cloth accidentally slipped off, and then they realized they were worshipping the wrong thing. When they asked you where the Buddha statue had gone, you refused to tell them even if you were beaten to death!"
"Then, you had a car accident and were hit by three cars at the same time. Although you were not seriously injured, you lost your memory of this period. Therefore, the matter of the Buddha statue was no longer a part of your family's life!"