Chapter 122 The World Can't Live Without Foodies
Chapter 122 The World Can't Live Without Foodies
Foodies change the world. Even those who are afraid of insects cannot resist the smell of fried grasshoppers. The fragrance is like sharp claws, making everyone feel itchy.
For example, the Murong Zi sisters, Murong Xueer and the Rongguo children, who are now disgusted by and afraid of locusts, are helping Cheng Yu catch them.
"Myna, put the pot up! Brother Jue, the stone over there is crooked! Be careful, there is oil!" Cheng Yu stood aside to give orders, and then looked at his friends who were catching locusts next to him.
Alas! There were no fishing nets in those days, otherwise it would have been very comfortable to catch a fish!
"Nannan, there are too many insect eggs. Look! They are so densely packed behind the leaves. It looks a bit scary!" Cheng Jin and Cheng Shangke did not have such a good attitude.
The two looked at the densely packed insect eggs on the tender shoots around them, and they knew how many locusts would come next!
"Hey, uncle, dad, don't worry, my eldest brother and the others will be here soon!" Cheng Yu also hoped that her eldest brother and the others would come back soon. After all, only after Cheng Tong and Cheng Jin came, she could be a hands-off boss!
Alas, it was a pity that there were no refrigerators in ancient times! Otherwise, she would have frozen these locusts and not wasted any of them!
"Oh! Another day of missing the refrigerator!" Cheng Yu muttered softly.
"Sister, don't you want to use the ready-made refrigerator?" Xiao Ou patted Cheng Yu's head with his wings. Is sister's brain running away?
"Yes, master, there is such a large fresh-keeping space, don't you need it?" Guoguo also said.
"Oops, I didn't think of it for a moment!" Cheng Yu was despised by the two birds.
No! To be precise, it is a bird plus a small system!
"Come on, come on!" Xiao Ou couldn't help but start the buffet himself!
"Delicious, delicious!" Guoguo also started to eat automatically!
Cheng Yu's mouth twitched. Did it still remember that it was a system? How did it really turn into a bird?
This Xiao Ou is poisonous!
"Hey, hey, hey, mynah bird, you can't eat it raw!" Cheng Yu said immediately after seeing his own mynah bird's weird behavior.
Eat locusts raw? Is he going to eat them as sashimi?
"Ah? Oh! But they are eating so happily!" Cheng Xiaoba pointed at two birds eating not far away.
How can they eat so much with such small bodies? Won’t they die of overeating?
"Myna! You are a human! They are birds! Although they can speak human language, they are still birds!" Cheng Yu said immediately.
What's going on? When he was young, he buried himself as a yam, and now he thinks of himself as a bird? What about the future? What does he think of himself as?
"Ah? Oh! I forgot, hehehe!" Cheng Xiaoba scratched his head.
He looked so silly that it made everyone laugh!
"Idiot!" Murong Xue'er also laughed at what she saw. Is that what you mean?
Xiao Yuer is right in saying this, right?
"Hey? Sister, I have ten points for 200 ducks. Do you want to join?" Xiao Ou said excitedly.
Hehehe, then it will become a duck captain, that would be really awesome!
"Let's put it together! See if you can put together a few more pieces. Chickens, ducks, and geese will be fine!" Cheng Yu said generously.
Looking at Xiao Ou who was eager to try, and Cheng Xiaoba who was chasing Guoguo nearby, she planned to find something for them to do!
How about Little General Duck? Hahaha, it must be fun!
"Okay, sister, you can't scold me!" Xiao Ou said.
My sister is so stingy that she only lets him use five points a day. Once he uses more than that, she starts scolding him. Today, she is unusually generous, so naturally she has to try harder!
"I'm going to the bathroom and will be back soon!" Cheng Yu said to everyone.
When Cheng Yu heard Xiao Ou say that the little duck was ready and was on the hillside behind the big tree, he could not bear it any longer and ran down the hillside immediately.
When everyone had dealt with the locusts according to Cheng Yu's request, Cheng Yu came up the mountain with a group of ducks.
Everyone: Hmm? That's a duck? Are there any ducks that are so well behaved?
Cheng Yu was originally worrying about how to bring the duck up the mountain, but Xiao Ou brought her a stick dipped in spiritual spring water, and then the duck followed her up the mountain!
"A group of ducks came to the mountain in front of the door. Come and count them, two, four, six, seven, eight. Quack, quack, quack, quack..." Cheng Yu's devilish voice came. It's not that it's bad to listen to, but this song is very brainwashing!
"Wow! Xiao Yu'er, where did this duck come from?" Murong Xue'er walked forward curiously and touched the extremely well-behaved duck.
Oh? So soft! So cute! I love it!
Duck: Don't block my way... These little locusts are delicious! Give me some more!
"Hahaha, that's great! Xiaojiu, give it to me to play with!" Cheng Xiaoba rushed over and tried to snatch the stick from Cheng Yu's hand.
This time he finally learned his lesson and discovered that the stick was the most important thing to control the duck army.
When he pounced over, Cheng Yu just didn't hear him and happened to turn sideways to talk to Murong Xueer, and then Cheng Xiaoba rolled down the mountain.
Cheng Jin, Cheng Shang, and the people of Rong who were cutting grass: Don’t come over here!
Then Cheng Xiaoba jumped into the pile of hay!
Cheng Jin: His hands are a little itchy, and he wants to find something to relieve the itch, such as Cheng Xiaoba’s butt!
Cheng Shang: His mouth was a little dry, and he wanted to yell something, like Cheng Xiaoba’s name!
Xiao Yuer said to pile the grass together and put some green leaves in it, and the locusts will come over by themselves!
Now, those are insect eggs on Xiao Ba's body, right? His scalp tingled when he saw them!
Cheng Yu: Nonsense! How can these locusts not come over? That's the grass that was watered by the spiritual spring water!
"Ahhh! What is this?" Cheng Xiaoba shouted and tried to run out, but was kicked back by Cheng Lixiao.
Just kidding, those are locust eggs, so densely packed together, and a bit disgusting to look at!
Then Cheng Yu asked the three sisters of the Murong family to take brooms and clean the house for Cheng Xiaoba right there!
Cheng Xiaoba: Why do I feel something is wrong? Isn't this broom used to sweep garbage? Why did it hit him?
"Cheng Xiaoba, don't move!" Yu Wen Jue said rudely as he looked at Cheng Xiaoba who was twisting and turning.
Really, why did he go into the haystack for no reason? What a joke! If he runs out and drops the insect eggs on the ground again, then everyone’s hard work for the morning will be in vain!
"Princess Bai Ze, are we going to fry them directly in the pan?" the ladies of Rong State asked respectfully.
This is no joke! This Bai Ze Princess of Mu Country is a lucky star. She brought rain to Rong Country! Now she is leading them to control the locust plague!
"Yes, just fry the cleaned locusts in the pan! Cooking ladies, you can start cooking now!
Oh, by the way, I asked the people from Huichuntang to send some meat, let’s cook it together with the rice!” Cheng Yu said to the ladies while sweeping Cheng Xiaoba with one hand.
When she smuggled the duck, she also took out half a pig from Yuehua's private kitchen.
She felt sorry for her father and uncle. After all, her father had lost a lot of weight in just a few days, and her mother and aunt were heartbroken for several days when they saw the difference in height between the two brothers.
"Okay, thank you Princess Bai Ze!" They were so lucky to be assigned to the same hill with Princess Bai Ze.
"Sister, you hit me! You hit me!" Cheng Xiaoba was enjoying it, but suddenly he was hit on the head by the broom, and then he jumped and fell into the haystack again!
Everyone: Uh...it was just cleaned!
"Ah! Cheng Xiaoba, you are not allowed to come out!" Cheng Lixiao saw Cheng Xiaoba trying to crawl out and kicked him again, and Cheng Xiaoba went back into the haystack!
Everyone: When will it end?
"Ah! Do you still want to live?" Cheng Xiaoba climbed out of the haystack, then stood there resignedly and let them sweep him!
"I want to eat barbecue! Roasted grasshoppers, and you guys have to help me roast them!" Cheng Xiaoba pointed his finger at Cheng Lixiao!
"You don't want your fingers anymore?" Cheng Lixiao said sinisterly.
The Cheng family rules state that you cannot point your finger at others, otherwise you will be beaten every time you see them. He was beaten a lot when he was a child. Now! Hehehe, let’s deal with Cheng Xiaoba!
"Ah! It hurts! Brother, I was wrong!" Cheng Xiaoba's screams rang out along with the quacking of the ducks.
"It smells so good!" Murong Xueer looked at Cheng Xiaoba who had swept the place clean and immediately dropped the broom and ran to the pot!
Got to eat! Hahaha, it was worth it for her to endure the nausea and catch locusts all morning!
"Me! I'll roast the chili peppers!" Murong Zi volunteered. The wet nurse had received permission from the Queen Mother so she didn't have to restrain Murong Zi, so she let go of her nature.
When Cheng Yiyu brought his army of chickens, ducks and geese here to meet Cheng Yu, he saw that the face of the noble Princess of their Mu Kingdom looked like a little cat.
Not to mention, it’s kind of cute!
"Princess, let me help you!" Cheng Yiyu took the dried chilies, sprinkled them all into the charcoal, and then...
"Cough cough cough! Cheng Yiyu, are you going to murder us?" Cheng Lixiao looked at his second brother who suddenly grew taller in front of him. It seemed that there were no short people in their Cheng family!
Of course, except Cheng Yu!
"Ah! Who! Who wants to die? Let my second brother cook?" Cheng Xiaoba shouted!
He did not forget that when his second brother and the other two had not yet gone to private school, when their parents were busy, their older brothers would cook, and his second brother would say he would cook noodles for them.
I ended up cooking a whole pot, and the top was raw, but the bottom was watery!
At that time, the family was poor and everyone was living frugally, so we had to endure the nausea. After everyone finished eating, they had diarrhea and the whole family had to scramble for the toilet!
Later, when I asked my second brother to steam some rice, he flooded the kitchen!
There are too many of the above!
"Cheng Zhiyi, shut up!" Cheng Yiyu said anxiously when Cheng Xiaoba exposed his shortcomings.
His face turned red instantly. Oh my god, he just wanted to show off!
"Cough cough cough... cough cough cough!" Murong Zi hid aside and watched Cheng Yiyu's performance.
Are you sure you can eat such mushy peppers? Is this reliable?
However, the second brother of the Cheng family is quite interesting and very cute!
"Ah! Second brother, Sister Zier, my dried chilies are all ruined! Go over there! You two are so useless!" After Cheng Yu finished the work at hand, he saw that the dried chilies he wanted were directly turned into charcoal!
OK! The roasted chili peppers are burnt to a fuzzy consistency. When you pinch them with your hands, they all turn into powder!
"Waiter, what skills do you have? Go into the kitchen?" Cheng Shang also said with a smile.
His eldest son is good in everything except that he has some obsessive compulsive disorder? Yes, Xiao Yuer is talking about obsessive compulsive disorder!
When cutting radishes, the waiter has to cut them into the same size.
Look! The waiter is cutting the side dishes, and the potato and carrot cubes are exactly the same size!
"Second brother, if you dare to drop it, I will pick it up and stuff it into your mouth!" Cheng Yu stood behind Cheng Yiyu and warned coldly.
Her big brother is good in everything except that he has obsessive compulsive disorder! If the sizes are different, he will just throw them anywhere!
Normally Cheng Yu would be happy to spoil him like this, but now is a special situation. It is a disaster year for Rong State. Her second brother is a sheer waste and will be beaten to death!
"Okay! Alas!" Cheng Yiyu resigned himself to his fate and started cutting other side dishes with the people of Rong State!
"It seems that I didn't beat you enough last time! Are you here to get beaten again?" Murong Zi said.
This Wu Yong is really haunting her, she really wants to teach this Pu Xinnan a lesson!
Cheng Yu specially explained to them what a Putin man is yesterday. It's really disgusting. But why did she suddenly think of Cheng Yiyu!
If she had to choose to spend her whole life with someone, then it wouldn't be a bad idea for that person to be Cheng Yiyu!
"I know you just want to attract my attention. After all, I am so handsome, elegant, and suave..." Wu Yong raised the non-existent bangs on his face and said proudly.
Wu Yong doesn't even take a piss to see for himself. He has a fat head and big ears. Even the old sow thinks he is ugly!
"Ah! I don't accept it! Let's compete!" Wu Yong said to Cheng Yiyu.
Who is this poor boy? He…he actually let the princess wipe his sweat.
"Princess, let me do it myself," Cheng Yiyu reached out to grab the handkerchief, but Murong Zi pulled back and his hand fell into Cheng Yiyu's big palm.
"You do it!"
"Let me do it!"
Then he turned around and bumped into Cheng Yiyu's arms! The two dared not look at each other, but their red ears betrayed them.
"I don't accept it! Come, fight with me!" Wu Yong said. He defeated all the servants and attendants in the mansion. Hehehe, he was invincible!
Everyone in Wu Mansion: It’s too tiring to cooperate with you in the performance!
"Come on! Who's afraid of who? Whoever doesn't come up is a grandson!"
"Oh, what an arrogant tone! Boy, don't beg for mercy later!"
"Let's go to the door!"
(The author has something to say: It’s over. I haven’t had a good rest recently. I feel sleepy as soon as I write. Good night everyone!)
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