The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".

Chapter 306 Sky Thunder

"—Knock knock knock."

There was another knock on the door.

The family, who were having so much fun inside, suddenly froze. Adding a spinning circle to the screen made it look exactly like the TV had frozen!

At this moment, none of them looked presentable.

Seventy-seven was dressed in women's clothing, Bixie had cat ears and paws, and Tianlu had a collar and rope that was still tied to Baijie's paws!

Those four oddballs were heavily made up, and even the most ethereal and top-tier looks couldn't pull off the mess created by a bunch of makeup idiots. It was so awful that it was unbearable to look at!

Then they suddenly remembered that the knocking sound seemed to them like a death knell!

"Is anyone home? We've come to ask Bai Jie for help."

Balingjun politely knocked on the door with his tail, while Yongye dragged the half-dead Bach behind him, looking around boredly.

The tightly closed door remained quiet for a while, then creaked open a crack, and Bai Jie's head cautiously peeked out.

"You're here? Let's go then. Let's go somewhere farther away. I'll see if I can help."

"Thank you." Balingjun nodded, turned around, and swam a distance.

Yongye didn't say anything, silently dragging Bach behind him. However, Taiyi turned around and saw Baijie walk out with one hand and close the door.

"Huh? Isn't your brother coming along?"

In her memory, the three brothers were always inseparable, especially Bai Jie, who was always accompanied by a Pixiu when he went out.

"Ah, no need, they have something to do." Bai Jie's claws stiffened, and a layer of cold sweat appeared on his forehead.

Meanwhile, on the fifth day.

Tianlu hurriedly tidied up the various toys on the floor, and casually rolled up a flower hat and stuffed it under the sofa!

Seventy-seven tore at her maid outfit, but in her desperation, she couldn't get it off!

Chaos reigned on the Four-Faced Beast's side. After removing her ornaments, Bixie ran to help him clean up his makeup.

A towel was slapped over his face and rubbed vigorously. The big Qilin grimaced in pain, tears welling in his eyes, but dared not utter a sound!

Go back outside.

Bai Jie followed Baling Jun and his party to a desolate mountain.

Scattered, oddly shaped rocks are scattered throughout the mountains. A gentle breeze carries sand and gravel through the rocks, and tiny patches of green grow tenaciously in the crevices.

Bai Jie looked around and wondered if he had stumbled upon the mountain of the Leopard King.

"Um... what a generous benefactor!"

As he pondered where he had been taken, Bach cautiously approached, rubbing his short little paws together and trembling nervously.

"Could you go a little easier on me later? I'm afraid I'll get struck by lightning..."

Bai Jie was taken aback and turned to look at him.

"Huh? Oh. I'm not even sure if I can summon the lightning myself. There's no need to worry so much."

"All right?"

Bach was still uneasy, but there was nothing else he could do at the moment.

Under his master's arrangement, he reluctantly stood in the middle of a wasteland.

"Alright, let's begin." Yongye patted Baijie with its tail.

"I can't guarantee it will work." Bai Jie moved back a little, sat down, and raised his paws.

Balingjun swam closer to his mouth and said, "It's nothing, I just asked you to give it a try."

"Well."

Having said that, Bai Jie clasped his hands together and closed his eyes. Seeing this, the two snakes held their breath and waited quietly for the other to cast a spell.

A gentle breeze ruffled the white fur. After a long pause, Bai Jie slowly opened his lips, and two pairs of eyes stared at him nervously.

Then I heard a soft murmur carried on the wind to my ears!

"Heavenly Dao, Father. Come out and help! Someone wants to be struck by lightning! Are you there? Hello?"

Balingjun and Yongye turned their heads and their eyes met, then both fell silent...

—What a lame summoning method…

"Gah—Gah—Gah—"

A crow cawed shrilly as it flapped its wings and flew overhead…

Bai Jie laughed and looked up at the sky.

The sky was cloudless and the sun shone brightly, its warmth causing a slight rise in temperature on my cheeks.

He coughed awkwardly.

"Cough, it doesn't seem like it'll work?"

"Why don't we try speaking louder?" Yongye thought that perhaps Tiandao hadn't heard him clearly.

"Okay... alright then."

"Heavenly Dao!! There are people here who want to experience the tribulation lightning ahead of time! Can you come down and help?!"

"--boom!"

The sky suddenly darkened, and a loud bang echoed in my ears!

Bai Jie cautiously opened his tightly closed eyes and looked up at the sky.

Dark clouds surged like waves, engulfing the sky for miles around. Streaks of white light illuminated the gloomy world, and thick carbides, as thick as thighs, darted wildly through the heavy clouds!

His astonished eyes widened and his pupils contracted, and in the reflection of his pupils, the clouds swirled and turned upside down, and a huge inverted vortex slowly formed!

Pixiu's home on the mountain.

After the family had finally finished clearing out all the unspeakable things in the house, the two brothers, who were obsessed with their younger brother, immediately grabbed Sibuxiang and rushed out to find Baijie.

Three Pixiu rode on the back of a Qilin, speeding along on auspicious clouds, their fur flying wildly in the wind!

Just as they spotted four black dots on the hilltop in the distance, everything suddenly went dark!

"Hey, why is it dark?"

Tianlu rubbed his eyes, looking up in confusion, then his eyes widened!

The giant house, which stretches almost to the horizon, is slowly rotating in a vortex, causing tears to gush out like a torrent. At the top of the vortex, a lightning pillar with a diameter of one to five meters is gradually taking shape!

"What the heck?!" Seventy-Seven was so frightened that he clung tightly to the trembling Four-Faced Beast.

Bi Xue also looked up, his eyelids twitching as he watched this spectacle. "The Heavenly Dao is getting more and more outrageous..."

On the top of the mountain.

Bach's legs went weak with fear, his body trembled like a cat's, his scales bristled, tears and snot streamed down his face as he cried out loudly!

"Wait, wait, wait! I just wanted to get used to the heavenly lightning in advance, not to bring up Sister Du Lei!"

"Bai Jie! Sugar Daddy! Daddy! Please, God, stop this!!!"

Bai Jie's eardrums were throbbing with pain from the sharp, piercing sound. He instinctively grabbed his hands, covered his ears for a moment, wiped away his sweat, and coughed awkwardly.

"cough!"

The heavenly lightning that had condensed in the vortex paused noticeably!

Then, under the watchful eyes of Balingjun and Yemu and other descendants, the thick, sticky dark clouds instantly dissipated by 99.99%!

The sky cleared up, and the earth-shattering scene seemed to have never happened.

Bach felt the aura locking onto him disappear, and he quickly wiped his face and looked up in surprise. Then he saw a dark cloud the size of a lotus basin floating above his head!

"Ok?"

"—Crack!"

A single shot, as thick as a finger, suddenly slashed down, and Bach's eyelids rolled back, his body convulsed, and he fell to the ground!

"—Crackling and popping!"

"—Boom boom boom!"

"—Bang bang bang!"

A series of televisions were being smashed down as if they were free!

0 Bach rolled his eyes, as if he had transformed into a high-frequency warrior, his muscles twitching rapidly, and his tongue dangling out!

"What's going on, Little Sun?"

The four-legged creature flew lightly a short distance away on auspicious clouds, its eyes fixed on the convulsing dragon with a bewildered expression.

Silence is the only solution.

Lord Baling remained silent.

The eternal night was silent.

"Smell—it smells so good!"

Tianlu closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and the aroma of meat that gradually spread in the air made him suddenly open his eyes and his eyes brighten!

"Uh...you can't eat this." Bai Jie struggled for a long time before finally managing to utter this sentence.

……

When Tuohe groggily awoke from his unconsciousness, it was already dusk. The crimson sunset painted the entire sky red, and a cool evening breeze caressed his skin.

His ears twitched slightly, and a deep, youthful voice entered his ears…

"The finest ingredients are often prepared using the simplest cooking methods."

"Thunder-scorched Black Dragon Delicacy".

“Take a fine black dragon that is about to transform into a dragon, place it under the Heavenly Steps and roast it with forty-nine heavenly thunderbolts, then coat it with breadcrumbs, air dry it and fry it until golden brown.”

"And just like that, a plate of delicious and visually appealing Thunder-Roasted Black Dragon Dish is freshly made."

Bach: What the hell? Am I going to be roasted?!

He sprang up and turned his head to find Bixie holding a piece of paper, looking up at him. The stoic little face seemed to have a few blushes on it because of the sunset.

"You finally woke up."

The Pixiu brother seemed to have been relieved of a heavy burden and breathed a sigh of relief, then stuffed the note into Baijie's claws.

"I don't need to read it anymore, right?"

Tianlu slurped the drool that had spilled from his mouth back into his mouth, nodded, and said, "Mmm. Mmm. No need."

Bai Jie awkwardly hid behind the two brothers, head down, not daring to utter a sound.

Bach stared at the scene with a head full of questions. He glanced at Balingjun and Yongye, who were not far away, and immediately ran over to hide behind his master.

"Master, what's going on?"

Balingjun's narrow eyes twitched, and after venting his frustrations twice, he finally spoke, speechless.

"This...it's a long story..."

To put it simply...

Previously, Tianlu had been drooling over the fragrance in the air, and Baijie, while looking at it, suddenly had a brilliant idea.

He was a gentle person, which wouldn't have been a problem, but he also had Tianlu, who was incredibly proactive!

So, the idea king was paired with the action guy, and the evil spirit was put on the spot to possess the body and practice his lines!

The dialogue was all improvised by Bai Jie; Cai Ming couldn't come up with anything, so she even generated one online!

Number 8 opened his mouth wide after hearing this, turned his head and stared at the three brothers in disbelief, his eyes filled with confusion!

"Alright, plum blossom, sun, blue circle. Since everything's alright, let's hurry back!"

The most shameless of all, the Four-Unlikes Ears, immediately grabbed the family of four Pixiu after dinner and hurriedly rode away on auspicious clouds!