latelenovela Chapter 237 The Baby is Born
Chapter 237 The Baby is Born
The first day back on set after my annual leave.
When Qinghuo arrived, he heard that the crew was looking for a large canine to become a regular supporting actor. Then, completely bewildered, he was spotted by Puss in Boots.
"The decision is yours."
Is this what they call an unspoken rule?
She was appreciated by her benefactor before the Lunar New Year, and then promoted after the New Year, with so many roles to play.
Qinghuo flipped through the thick scriptbook in his hand and couldn't help but sigh. He was just here to earn a living, how did things turn out like this?
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The beast on one side, Qinghuo, felt a strange sense of wonder about its beastly existence, while the other beast on the other side felt as if it were in the middle of a huge drama, wishing it could travel back in time and grab itself by the neck to ask, "What on earth have you done?!"
"Dog...Dog, you mean these are the puppies we had when we were drunk before the New Year...?" Little Sparrow was confused, staring at the three little guys being held in Straw Dog's arms.
He had just come home from get off work and saw these three dogs, and thought he had been cheated on. But later he found out that they were the result of pollen he had rubbed on the straw dogs before the Lunar New Year.
What a tragedy! He and his dog have only been together for less than two years and they've already had puppies—three of them at once?!
He wasn't prepared at all!
How should I raise and educate my child? Do I have time to spend with my wife and child while I'm working?
The little tit almost ripped a red flower off its head while clutching its head!
"Yes, the fact that they were born so quickly is all thanks to the little tit's spirit." The straw dog held its three cubs, its face radiating maternal glow and tenderness.
The little titmouse questioned the meaning of cat life.
So, this child was conceived through her own efforts?
Is this about giving birth or growing vegetables?
No, this isn't the end!
"Oh dear, are the babies hungry? Do they want milk?" came the voice of my partner, no, my wife, soothing the children.
The little tit ignored it and continued to contemplate the future.
He has given up the idea of slapping his past self twice to question himself. Since the child has already been born, it's too late to regret it. Now he's thinking about how to raise the child.
I'm always working and never home, so I can't take care of them. As for the dogs... their resentment is too strong and could turn them into antisocial kids. Then I see the names of my three kids on a wanted list.
Hmm, it seems I'll have to hire a nanny.
"Hey, doggy, how about we..." He turned around to discuss it with his wife, and then he saw the three resentful pups and the straw dog with a peaceful expression that looked like it might die at any moment!
"Ah~ I suddenly feel so relaxed. Hatred and such don't matter anymore, spending time with my family is more important."
"Doggy! Doggy, calm down! Don't let your hatred get the better of you! You three, get off me right now, stop sucking on me, you hear me?!"
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The sturgeon that almost died right after giving birth was rescued in time, and the little tit was almost scared to death.
These three children can't stay at home anymore; one slip and their mother might be sent away. What follows is a melodramatic storyline: the mother is reincarnated and loses her memory, while the father nurses the children and chases after his wife through a near-death experience.
Left with no other choice, the little titmouse had to take them out of the house.
Amidst the green hills and clear waters, the three children followed behind their father, their resentment still lingering.
They hate, they hate so much! But they don't know who they hate?
The little titmouse looked back and was filled with sorrow.
What should we do? Who can we find to take care of the child?
Hmm... I think I'll go ask around the village...
The newly appointed father, who was so worried he was practically falling out of his hair, set off with his child. Meanwhile, at his destination, Caiyun Village, Puss in Boots was considering whether to recruit a new pair of actors.
In the office, she told Xiaohang about her sudden idea.
A noble divine beast, weary of the troubles of the mortal world, retreated to the deep mountains. By chance, it found another down-on-its-luck divine beast. The two spent time together day and night, and eventually fell in love and came together.
Xiaohang took a sip of water, looking helpless. "Which soap opera did you watch this time and came up with this plot?"
"Don't worry about the details." Puss in Boots said without changing his expression, taking out a pre-written script and placing it on the table.
Although the whole plot has a weird feel to it, like a loser puppy winning over a rich and beautiful girl, Puss in Boots' directing skills are still there, and Xiaohang glanced at it and approved it.
Just as they were about to send someone to recruit, with a bang, Zhu Zi burst in, panting.
"Director, the little titmouse has come to the village with something to tell us."
"Oh, what's up?" Puss in Boots was a little thirsty from talking earlier, so he picked up his cup and took a sip.
"They had a baby there and asked the director if he had any suitable nannies to recommend?"
"puff!!"
Puss in Boots sprayed water all over Xiaohang's face. Ignoring her colleague's dark expression, she stood up in surprise, "What did you just say?!"
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Shortly after,
It was the same office. Little Sparrow pushed the door open and came in with her three chicks.
"Director, oh my god! Director, what happened? Did someone slash us?"
Puss in Boots touched the bump on his head, grinned, and tried to appear calm, saying, "It's okay, don't worry about the details."
I can't exactly say I sprayed water all over my colleague's face and got punched, can I?
"What's wrong with you, child? You had a child with a straw dog in such a cheap way?"
The little titmouse, not dwelling on the matter, awkwardly scratched its head and recounted what had happened.
Puss in Boots and Xiaohang were dumbfounded!
How can reality be even more absurd than a script?!
"Well... that's the gist of it. Director, you have a lot of connections, do you know of any suitable nannies you could recommend?"
Puss in Boots, under Xiaohang's wary gaze, picked up his water glass and took a sip to calm his nerves.
She felt like she had some new material, but she put that aside for now and, as the little titmouse had asked, carefully recalled all the animals she knew.
"Um... I do have a few candidates, but I'm not sure if they're suitable?"
"Oh, it's nothing, let's go take a look first."
"Then come with me."
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Puss in Boots knocked on the door of the Wawa Cat compound, and the two Totoro brothers quickly ran out nimbly. Then they learned the director's purpose for coming.
"I don't want to take care of the children anymore! Every day I wake up to feeding them, and I can't even take care of my younger siblings!" Maolong said in a terrified voice.
"Mimi mimi mimi mimi!"
I don't want to scoop poop anymore!
Totoro, clutching his younger brother, retreated in equal terror.
Puss in Boots and Little Tit looked around at least a dozen little cats nearby...
Let's not make things difficult for these two brothers. By the way, isn't Mrs. WaMao incredibly fertile?
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After their first attempt failed, they had no choice but to move on to the next one.
Just as I arrived at the gate, I heard the wailing and howling of a certain unruly child coming from inside.
"Aaaaaah! Mom, Mother, Your Majesty! Don't come any closer! I don't want to wear a swimsuit, it's so embarrassing!"
"Hey, don't run away! Half of our family's income depends on your short videos. Hurry up and put on the dress so we can get advertising fees."
"Then I won't take it either! I'll just forgo the dividends!! Dad! Dad, save me!"
The little titmouse looked up at the doorplate.
Yes, this is Yue Tian's house.
"Um... do you think you can accept this?" Puss in Boots wiped his sweat.
"Um... let's... let's go to another one."
What if they lead our child astray?
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The two beasts were taken to a village called Caiyun, but for various reasons, no one seemed suitable to take care of three children. They even went to the Qilin Cave and the Pixiu's house, but were still rejected.
Puss in Boots looked at the little titmouse, who was so worried that she was pulling out handfuls of feathers, and thought for a moment. "How about I post a job ad for you?"
"Huh? Is this thing reliable?"
"Reliable, you can exchange it if you're not satisfied."
After hearing this, the little tit tilted its head in thought. While it was playing around, the chick behind it pounced on it and bit it.
"Oh my god! Okay, director, thank you for your help. Ouch—you three, go easy on me, stop biting!"
The elderly father, who came from Northeast China, began to discipline his three disobedient children, while Puss in Boots watched and nodded to himself.
Two days later, a job posting for a nanny inexplicably appeared in the recruitment information submitted by the crew of the animal drama.
Many of the animals that were watching were completely baffled.
Why hire a nanny? Does the director mean he's too busy with work to manage household affairs and needs a nanny to take care of his daily needs?
Then they looked down at the details and oh my god!
The little tit and the straw dog had offspring? Will they appear in a future main story about beasts?!
The official website was shaken.
But this has nothing to do with Little Tit, since he doesn't surf the internet much anyway.
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In an unknown city.
A dog paw tugged at the job advertisement on my utility pole, and a surprised voice rang out amidst the bustling traffic.
"Actress? Nanny? That sounds perfect for me and Lizhi, plus room and board!"
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Time flows like water, and years slip by quietly.
Little Sparrow is still busy taking care of her child while working, and she's overwhelmed with work every day.
Qinghuo's acting career is also on track, and his pairing with Diting is very well received by fans.
Today marks the release of the main storyline's greatsword. Although Bai Jie said he didn't want it at the banquet, he still personally handled his part of the storyline.
Puss in Boots glanced at it and just wanted to say, "How dare you say I'm sending out daggers?"
The plot! The eyes! The editing!
The knife you wielded was far more ruthless than mine! And you expect me to take the blame for you?
So that's why you absolutely refuse to officially become a screenwriter?!