latelenovela Chapter 140: Erotica? Damn it!
Chapter 140: Erotica? Damn it!
Chen Changan looked at Xiang Wang curiously.
He thought this matter was very simple, but why did Kong Qiqiao shake his head and why did Xiang Wang still ask this question?
"Is it difficult? I think it's okay?"
Chen Changan shook his head and said, "It's not a big deal. I ate the mastiff tribute from U-Tsang..."
"what?"
Xiang Wang's face changed drastically, and Kong Qiqiao also looked at Chen Changan in fear.
Everyone knows that the emperor gave it to Princess Ning'an to take care of, and the princess treats it like a son...
I understand. I totally understand!
The emperor is embarrassed to kill Chen Changan, so he needs to find a suitable excuse!
Kong Qiqiao looked at Chen Changan with pity, shook his head and sighed: "No wonder, no wonder... Sir Chen, the prince has learned a lot of things, I can't teach him."
"Come on if you can, I'll listen on the side."
Chen Changan patted his chest confidently: "Prince, I want to ask you, what do you like most..."
"Ouch, ouch, my head hurts so much."
When Xiang Wang heard that he had changed his teacher, he became annoyed and said, "Master Chen, please stop talking. Call the imperial physician. Call the imperial physician quickly."
Seeing Xiang Wang’s pale face, Chen Changan was confused.
This hasn't even started yet, why is the prince already sick?
Seeing Chen Changan at a loss, Kong Qiqiao said angrily, "Prince, please be patient!"
"When I first came here, you also pretended to be sick for three months!"
"Master Chen is doing meritorious service while guilty. If he cannot be taught, he will die. Can you ask the emperor for mercy?"
Although Xiang Wang is dull, he is kind by nature.
"Oh yeah, forget about that!"
"Master Chen, I'm sorry, my headache has suddenly gone away. Don't you think it's strange?"
Chen Changan gritted his teeth secretly, are you kidding me?
Chen Changan resisted the urge to beat up the pig-headed man, raised his eyebrows and asked, "What I want to say is, what kind of books does the prince like to read?"
Chen Changan was full of expectations and prepared to teach students in accordance with their aptitude.
"Book?" The prince looked up seriously.
"Does pornographic pictures count?"
Chen Changan took two steps back in shock, and Kong Qiqiao's face turned red!
Look, look, this is the prince of Da Chu!
The first time he met Chen Changan, he openly said such filthy things. This was just ruining his reputation!
"Prince, I beg you, I kneel down and kowtow to you!"
"Now is the time to study. You can't say dirty words. That's disrespectful to the Confucian saints!"
Xiang Wang didn't think it was a big deal and spread out his palms: "You can't blame me!"
"Since Master Chen asked, I have to tell you. Didn't Master Kong teach me that I should never lie?"
Kong Qiqiao knelt on the ground speechless. What could he say?
He indeed taught me that!
Chen Changan calmed down his thoughts, shook his head and said, "Prince, you have to consider the occasion when dealing with things and speaking. What you said is indeed inappropriate."
"I got it!"
Xiang Wang quickly understood what Chen Changan meant: "I usually like to read books about developing offspring and perfect displays of various strange and erotic techniques."
“There are many moves and patterns, and what’s even more amazing is the use of painting techniques and the vivid color combinations.”
"Let me indulge in it and linger on it... Is that okay?"
Isn’t this still a fucking pornographic picture!
Kong Qiqiao covered his face with his hands with a red face, and Chen Changan was also completely confused.
The scene fell silent and Xiang Wang yawned.
"Is it time to study?"
"I have learned so much today. I will remember it well when I return to bed. Master, rest assured, I will work hard!"
"Study hard and share the worries of Da Chu!"
That's it again!
Xiang Wang's face was full of justice, and he actually believed that what he said was true!
"Don't leave, don't leave!"
How could Chen Changan let the prince leave without saying anything?
"If you really want to leave, I dare not stop you!"
"But if I were to die in the East Palace immediately, and fail to teach the Crown Prince, what's the point of me living?"
Xiang Wang trembled all over and sat down decisively.
"Master Kong, please don't die!"
"I don't understand why. If it's because of money, tell me and I'll give you more money!"
You said that again!
Kong Qiqiao felt a chill in his heart, and he didn't know who to vent his anger on!
Chen Changan realized that he was not on the same page as Xiang Wang and spoke hesitantly.
"Master Kong, maybe the room is too depressing. How about we go out for a walk and change the prince's mind?"
Xiang Wang nodded repeatedly, but Kong Qiqiao refused.
"Why change your brain? You're going to lose your head!"
"You think the Analects is difficult? Well, I'll give you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll have explained to the Emperor."
Xiang Wang nodded seriously: "Guess a riddle? I like guessing riddles the most. Lord Kong, please give the questions."
Xiang Wang's face was full of anticipation, and Chen Changan nodded slightly.
The prince is so interested in riddles, so it’s right. I will teach him a riddle poem.
Kong Qiqiao stood up, his face ashen, "Then I'll tell you something that even a three-year-old child would know, Prince, please listen carefully."
"Am I so despicable?" Xiang Wang snorted.
"Don't come with the three-year-old. If you can, you can mess with the four-year-old."
"Four years old is okay?"
"Five years old is no problem. This prince will take over."
Xiang Wang is very conceited.
Kong Qiqiao gritted his teeth and said, "When the children on the steps look up, the Qingming decorations are most suitable. Once the thread is broken, it will be powerless. Don't complain to the east wind about the separation."
"What activity is this poem talking about?"
Xiang Wang was puzzled and looked at Kong Qiqiao in surprise.
"Activities? You mean children! If they do activities rashly, won't it... hurt their health?"
Xiang Wang had a look of thirst for knowledge, and Chen Changan slapped his forehead.
It’s a pornographic picture, or a fucking pornographic picture!
Prince, you have no shortage of women around you, can you please stop thinking about those things all day long?
Chen Changan couldn't help but remind him, "Prince, think about it carefully!"
"During the Qingming Festival, a group of children have nothing to do, and this is their favorite thing to do!"
"That thing has a string and can fly... Did you know?"
Chen Changan almost said the answer, how could you not guess it?
Xiang Wang thought very seriously: "It has a wire and can fly... Let me think about it, think about it carefully."
Kong Qiqiao closed his eyes and thought, is there any need to think about this?
While Kong Qiqiao was not paying attention, Xiang Wang whispered to Chen Changan: "Master Chen, you have to help me!"
"I didn't expect you to know the answer to such a difficult puzzle!"
"Go outside and find the maid named Hong'er. She is smart and will definitely know the answer!"
"Come on, I'm pretending to think!"
Chen Changan even wanted to curse!
It’s such a simple puzzle, and you still ask someone about it. Do you think I, the top scholar, am a vegetarian?
"No need!" Chen Changan was a little angry and raised his voice a bit.
"I would like to ask you, Prince, during the Qingming Festival, when there is wind, what was your favorite thing to do when you were a child, flying in the wind?"
"That's it, say it!"
Chen Changan was furious.
If the prince still can't answer correctly, Chen Changan will swear to eat shit!
This reminder had a very obvious effect. Xiang Wang laughed out loud: "This was my favorite thing to play when I was a kid. Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"Hey, Master Kong, I know the answer!"
Kong Qiqiao was overjoyed, and Chen Changan also raised his head.
"Kiln!"
Shocking!
Xiang Wang said two words in a shocking manner.