latelenovela Chapter 422 The Appearance of Qilin
Chapter 422 The Appearance of Qilin
[Ding, good morning, everyone]
[Nibelungen: @Fanes, are you still alive?]
【Fanes: That’s great】
Luo Yu: No, I tried really hard yesterday (self-doubt.jpg)
Yaejinko: So what happened?
[Luo Yu: Little fox, I want a fox fur coat recently, take a look]
Yaejinko: The great Heavenly Demon God wouldn't be so hostile to a little fox like me, would he?
Luo Yu: Yes, brother, yes, I’m notoriously petty.
[Ding, the video is about to play, the dormitory roll king]
【Ying: The most hateful person】
[Fanes: I suggest dragging this kind of person out and shooting him for a day]
At the beginning of the video, it is still the familiar boys' dormitory
Sora: "The final exam is coming up soon. Didn't anyone cheat on their exams?"
Sanbing: "Damn, I'm busy practicing rap every day now, how can I find time to learn M3?"
"Oh? Come on."
"Damn guard dragon city free will be, do not teach human do m3"
"Huh? Using rap to support Chinese language, how despicable!"
The stragglers were pulled out by two classmates.
Kong looked at Xingqiu: "You don't have a roll?"
“No, I’ve been reading comics.”
He raised the comic book in his hand.
"What comics?"
As he spoke, he tore off the cover of the comic book, revealing the English book inside.
Xingqiu immediately threw away his English book: "This is not mine."
Kong immediately walked over to Xingqiu's bookcase and tore off the cover to reveal the review materials inside. "What about these?"
Xingqiu blurted out, "Who put these required exam questions in my bookcase?"
"Do you admit that these are compulsory questions?"
"Take me down and watch the two-day spell battle."
Xingqiu was pulled away by two classmates
Xingqiu: Reading is a good habit.
[Luo Yu: But this behavior violates the unforgivable sin of the Law of Justice of All Worlds]
Xingqiu: Is there such a law?
Luo Yu: Yes, brother, yes. Do you need me to show you the Law of Justice of All Worlds?
[Yan Fei: Is this a legitimate law?]
Luo Yu: This is a law recognized by the great and almighty Second Dao.
Sora looked at Kaeya, who was dancing with headphones on, and said with relief: "Kaeya has watched a lot of videos, good brother."
Kaiya accidentally pulled off her earphones while dancing, and her phone was playing an English listening program.
"You can also dance this kind of dance. You are the undisputed King of Dance!"
【Diluk: The most fake video】
Kaia: I'll work hard, too.
Diluk: I don’t believe it.
[Diakarapian: The three slacking off giants of Mondstadt, Barbatos, Lisa, and Kaeya]
Lisa: I'm not slacking off. Reading is my job.
After watching Kaiya being dragged out by his classmates, Xianyun walked in and asked, "Who among you signed up for the Mathematical Olympiad?"
"I"
Empty directly forgets its origin
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
【Asmodeus: Alas】
【Paer: What happened to Mom? 】
[Ying: Someone misses her husband (Auntie's smile.jpg)]
Asmodeus: No... no way (blushing.jpg)
[Ding, reward! Xingqiu, the top ten novels in War of the Gods!]
Walnut: The name sounds unusual.
【Luo Yu: Indeed】
Xingqiu: Wait, is Shi Hao the Emperor of Desolate Heaven?
Chongyun: It seems so.
[Luo Yu: Don’t be so shocked. The universe is so vast that there are all kinds of strange things.]
[Ding, reward for Kaeya's mastery of seven languages]
Kaeya: I don't go abroad much either, and don't we all speak Teyvat's common language?
[Diakarapian: Actually, I suggest you learn it.]
[Ding, reward for Master Liuyunjiefeng's Ancient Dragon Clan Technology]
[Real Lord Liuyunjifeng: Good material]
【Nibelungen: If you don’t understand, you can ask me】
[Lord Liuyunjifeng: No need]
[Ding, video about to play, Zhongli's daily life]
Wendy: Grandpa's daily life should be quite casual.
[Hu Tao: I send bills for eating, shopping, and watching operas.]
【In the end: From the perspective of universal rationality, it is correct】
Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired
Video starts
Hu Tao sat on a chair and said to Zhong Li, "The company is going to lay off 50% of the staff. What are your thoughts?"
"Fifty percent? But there are only two of us in the entire company."
"That's right"
The scene changes, and Zhongli is wearing Hu Tao's hat and sitting on Hu Tao's chair.
【Ying: Walnut has finally been driven crazy.】
[Gui Zhong: So Morax is the 78th generation hall master.]
Bai Zhu's voice came from outside the door: "Master, save me!"
Zhongli walked outside and saw teeth marks on Baizhu's hand. The muscles around the teeth marks had turned purple.
"Doctor Bai, what's wrong with you?"
"Why is it you? Where is Hall Master Hu?"
“She fired herself.”
Bai Zhu was confused: "Never mind, I was accidentally bitten by Changsheng, help me suck out the poison"
"No, smoking is illegal."
Baizhu's face turned purple: "Then take me to the hospital to find another doctor."
“Sporting is also illegal.”
Bai couldn't hold on any longer and fell asleep
Xingqiu: So Changsheng is a poisonous snake?
[Baizhu: Changsheng is indeed a poisonous snake, more precisely, it should be a five-step snake]
【Changsheng: But I won’t bite anyone easily.】
The scene changed and Ganyu handed a bottle of coconut milk to Kong.
"Do you drink milk?"
“No, I’m lactose intolerant.”
“But this is coconut goat milk.”
After hearing this, Kong immediately grabbed it and swallowed the milk and the bottle together.
"Why does it taste weird? What kind of coconut goat milk is this?"
Zhongli emerges with the same horns as Ganyu
"Gan Li Yang"
【Ganyu: So why am I a coconut sheep?】
Qiqi: Actually, I always thought Ganyu was a coconut sheep.
Luo Yu: It does look like a sheep. After all, the Kirin of Teyvat is very different from the Kirin I know.
[Ying: Come to think of it, I haven't seen Ganyu's fairy beast form yet?]
[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: This is unfortunate. I should have a photo of Ganyu as a child.]
【Liuyunjifengzhenjun:upload picture.jpg】
The picture shows a small blue ball with horns.
[Ying: Well, it's definitely different from the Qilin I imagined.]
Ganyu: So what are the Qilins in the other world like?
[Phanes: dragon head, deer horns, lion eyes, tiger back, fur color is mostly a mixture of five colors]
The scene changes to show Zhongli sitting in the passenger seat of Wendy's car and asking her, "You love drinking so much, what does it feel like when you're drunk?"
"Look, there are two cars in front of you now. If you drink too much, you will see four."
Zhongli turned his head and looked at Wendy: "But there is only one car in front."
"Hey"
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn.]
【Luo Yu: What does this drink look like?】
Die Carapeian: To be honest, I'm not surprised at all.
Wendy: Hey
[Funina: It seems we'll have to enact a law prohibiting drunk driving in the future.]
[Navillette: I agree with that.]
[Ding, reward walnut...]