latelenovela Chapter 416 Tartaglia: You are not Pan Zi at all
Chapter 416 Tartaglia: You are not Pan Zi at all
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Walnut: Hahaha, is this true?]
[Ying: There is such a saying]
[Changsheng: I remember you weren’t afraid of apples]
【Baishu: Just a video】
[Ding, everyone in the reward video will receive an iPhone, and the model will be automatically updated]
[Ying: Apple, who uses that thing?]
[Fanes: It's @Luo Yu, do you use it?]
【Luo Yu: I don’t need it】
[Fanes: I don’t need it either]
[Ding, reward: Baizhu creates medicinal herbs out of thin air]
[Creating medicinal herbs out of thin air, limited to those existing in Teyvat, age cannot exceed 1000 years, weight is not limited]
[Baizhu: This time, Qiqi doesn't have to go up the mountain to collect herbs.]
[Qiqi: So I’m unemployed?]
Walnut: Welcome to the Hall of Rebirth
[Ding, video is about to play, max level boss?]
[Ying: Is this a lot?]
Luo Yu: I don't know. I'm too lazy to pick up 10 Mora dropped on the ground.
Wendy: What gave you two the courage to speak like this?
Luo Yu: In terms of universal rationality, I am the richest man in Teyvat.
【Ying: I am the second richest】
【Wendy: Damn rich people.】
"Congratulations, you've been accepted."
Pantalone said with a smile while holding Tartaglia's hand.
"Boss, excuse me, my work..."
Pantalone made a cross with two fingers
"10 yuan a day" "Fuck... (quietly)"
"Hey, luckily I'm not late."
As Tartaglia walked into the office, he looked at his watch and said happily, and suddenly Pantalone rushed out from the side and punched Tartaglia
"Look at what time it is!"
[Tartaria: Pan Zi is showing off his true colors right now.]
Rich Man Pantalone: It's obviously you who are late.
Ningguang: The Northland Bank operates on blood, tears, and wailing. This statement is absolutely correct.
Tartaglia, who was lying on the ground, looked up at the time on his watch.
“8:59.”
Tartaglia's tone was very aggrieved.
“我们公司996 ，9:00上班，9:00下班，每周休6天”
Pantalone pointed at Tartaglia and said, Tartaglia was in disbelief when he heard this.
Luo Yu: Really? If your benefits are this good, I don't recommend working at Northland Bank.
[Rich man Pantalone: senior citizens of different ages over 1 in Northland Bank.]
Luo Yu: You are discriminating against the elderly. I will sue you at the Oprykle Opera House.
[Yan Fei: The legal retirement age in Liyue is 6000. You are clearly over that age, so you must be forced to retire.]
[Funina: Our legal retirement age is 5000.]
[Nawilette: So, Lady Fininna, why did you only serve as the Water Goddess for 500 years before resigning?]
[Funina: I've been a water god for 500 years, and I can't enjoy myself anymore.]
"Why did you arrive a minute early?"
"I'm sorry, I can't do it anymore"
Tartaglia admitted his mistake
"I think you're underpaid, Finance!"
"In! x2"
Two people from the Finance Department appeared behind Pantalone.
[Tartaria: You're waiting for me here. You won't deduct my salary just because I'm early, right?]
Rich Man Pantalone: Normally, I'd be eager for you to arrive early, but that's not necessarily the case with the video.
"Give him money to kill him"
Pantalone gave the two employees instructions and left.
Two employees came forward and tied Tartaglia to a chair and kept giving him money through his Alipay account.
Tartaglia's voice screamed along with the Alipay payment notification sound
"3 yuan received in Alipay"
"Woooo..."
"2 yuan received in Alipay"
"Woo..."
"5 yuan has been credited to your Alipay account..."
Tartaglia listened to the notification sound in his ear, with a hint of happiness on the corner of his mouth.
Luo Yu: I'm making this clear today. I'm going to close the deal on Northland Bank, and even justice can't stop me.
Rich Pantalone: Sorry, Northland Bank has gone bankrupt.
【Luo Yu: Is this true or false?】
Zhongli: From a common sense perspective, it's true that I was fired just now.
The camera switches scenes, watching Tartaglia running towards the subway crossing, but when he arrives, he finds Pantalone waiting there.
"Where to go"
Pantalone asked in a serious tone
"Take the light rail."
Tartaglia is puzzled
"You're not qualified to take public transportation? Hey, is this the subway company? Build a dedicated line from his home to the company."
Tartaglia silently waved his hand in rejection in front of Pantalone
"What? Three months?"
Pantalone shouted unhappily, and Tartaglia breathed a sigh of relief.
"Then you will ride in this broken car for the next few months."
Pantalone pointed to an expensive sports car and said to Tartaglia
[Taddalia: The person in the video is not Pan Zi at all, so who is it?]
Rich Pantalone: I agree with this statement. That is simply not something I could do.
Zhongli: I think rich people are very generous.
Rich Man Pantalone: Your Majesty, thank you for your praise. Isn't this our Liyue tradition?
“Ah~Ah ...
Tartaglia was carried into a sports car and taken away. Pantalone, who was standing there, put on a helmet.
"I'll go fix your line right now."
"Sir, your takeaway"
The perspective switches, and Tartaglia is taking the takeaway he ordered.
"thank you"
When Tartaglia just opened it and was about to eat
"He's sneaking snacks again! Canteen! Give him a basic staff meal!"
Pantalone looked at the takeaway in Tartaglia's hand and gave instructions to the staff.
Tartaglia looked at the table full of delicious food and said sadly: "I can't finish it."
“If you can’t finish it, call two friends.”
Pantalone said seriously: "I'll give you another bottle of mellow and sweet black wine."
"Come on, cheers
"Daddalia said to the two friends he invited
"Good x2"
The three of them clinked their glasses and drank the wine. Pantalon nodded in satisfaction.
"That's right, pack 100 more tables for him!"
"Ah! x3"
The three of them looked in disbelief
"a ha ha ha…"
Tartaglia laughed out loud.
At this time, the fantasy ends and we return to the beginning.
"Hey, boss, is the 10 yuan in US dollars or cash?"
Tartaglia asked expectantly
"10 bricks, no get off work until they are all moved"
Pantalone raised the brick and replied with a smile. Tartaglia's smile froze.
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Tardalia: This is the Pan Zi I am familiar with]
Rich Man Pantalone: The whole day was just your own fantasy.
【Luo Yu: Suddenly I don't really want to go to Northland Bank anymore.】
Rich Man Pantalone: The Bank of the North has opened.
【Ying: Really, my family.】
[Fanes: It's just like the boss who exploited me back then.]
Wendy: Fortunately, our boss doesn't exploit us.
[Ding, reward Tartaglia...]