latelenovela Chapter 212: Falling into Kindergarten
Chapter 212: Falling into Kindergarten
Yun Yi felt like he had entered a fantasy world again.
Otherwise, how could we see a big white radish with a pair of watery eyes, stumbling over human language, though with a slow tone and struggling to pronounce words, as if it had just learned to speak.
Ah.
The secret realm is indeed dangerous.
The continuity of the illusion is without any frame drops.
Could you be a little more real?
You can tell the authenticity at a glance, which really makes people speechless and even laugh out loud.
"Young hero?"
"Hey!"
"Young man?!"
"Huh? I've passed the human language test, so I shouldn't be unable to understand. Is this human a fool? Deaf?"
"You are stupid and deaf! You are a fool!" Yun Yi rolled her eyes at him. She was thinking about how to solve this illusion.
These days, there are really all kinds of birds in the forest, but in your lifetime, you can still be harmed by a carrot.
It seems that she ate too many radishes in her previous life and is now committing sins.
She originally intended to curse back, but unexpectedly White Radish's eyes lit up: "Oh, yes, yes, I am the White Radish Spirit! Do you know me?!"
Yun Yi: ...
Are you serious? Are you sure you're not trying to be funny?
Why does she feel tricked?
Was it Linghu Bei's doing?
Yun Yi glanced around suddenly, but there was no trace of Linghu Bei.
Yes, because of the system shield, he can’t get close.
That’s not right. Where did this white radish come from?
An illusion within an illusion, right?
Yun Yi raised his hand and poked it directly.
"Ouch! My eyes!"
Yun Yi suddenly withdrew his hand, widened his eyes, and quickly took two steps back.
What the hell!
Physical!
Wait, wait, wasn’t Linghu Bei before also a physical entity, and he was able to come in front of her. Although no one knew how the illusion was broken afterwards, it must be an illusion of a similar nature. Don’t be anxious, don’t be anxious, it might be another welfare illusion!
Yes, yes, yes, where in this world can you find a white radish that can speak human language and is bigger than a human being and has become a spirit? In the world of immortal cultivation, it would have been taken away by cultivators to make pills long ago. This must be an illusion.
The big white radish opened one eye and closed the other. With tears in his eyes, he complained, "Why did you poke my eyes? Apologize!"
Yun Yi: ...
How to do?
The scene was so weird that she wanted to laugh.
"Yes... I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." No matter what, don't get into a conflict. If this illusion is full of murderous intent and she doesn't understand this aspect, she must treat it with caution.
"Well, I also think you didn't mean it. I forgive you. Here, do you know about the panacea?"
Yun Yi blinked and looked at the bark that Bai Radish handed over to him.
It’s hard to describe what’s going on in my heart.
Who created this illusion?
Isn’t this big white radish a little too simple?
You believed me when I said I didn't do it on purpose?!
Even a fool can see that I poked it on purpose, right?!
No, it's not innocent.
This is just stupid.
"White radish! White radish! Are you ready? It's time for the afternoon sunbathing! It's time to go out and bask in the sun!"
"Wait a minute Carrot, I'm making a deal with the humans!"
"Human race?"
Yun Yi watched another carrot hopping towards her. It was a little shorter than the white carrot. For some reason, she felt that this carrot was female and the white carrot was male.
Maybe it’s because Carrot’s voice is softer.
"You are so awesome, White Radish! You are really a human!" Carrot happily jumped in front of Yun Yi, and handed over a piece of bark with ghostly symbols carved on it. "Hello, do you know anything about the panacea?"
Yun Yi: ...
Wow, we're from the same company, right?
Don't do it, she will really laugh...
Yun Yi didn't know how to express his current mood. Looking at the two pieces of "flyer" bark handed to him, the corners of his mouth twitched. After hesitating for a moment, he raised both hands at the same time and took them.
The two radishes' eyes lit up, and the white radish said, "Humans, human, our prices are favorable, and our products are complete. We grow all the ingredients ourselves! They are absolutely inexpensive and of guaranteed quality!"
Carrot also agreed: "Yes, yes! We, the Carrot Clan, specialize in providing miraculous medicines, and our reputation is quite famous among you humans! I guess you came to us because you heard about it!"
Yun Yi: ...
Never heard of it, don’t know, don’t understand.
No, this situation is a little strange, it doesn't seem like an illusion...
After careful consideration, Yun Yi said, "Where is this place? I don't know what happened. I came here inexplicably. This is my first time here. I don't know what the panacea you are talking about is. What is it?"
"Oh my God, you look so pitiful! Are you lost?" Carrot felt very sympathetic when he heard her say that.
White Radish also spoke with sympathy. The eye that was poked had healed. He blinked and looked at her with some pity: "You must be scared! The teacher said that the human race who can come to our Papa Village are all dying. Are you okay?"
"I...it's okay..."
Yun Yi's mouth twitched and she looked down at herself. She had no missing limbs and she didn't feel any discomfort. If she wasn't dreaming, she should be fine, not scared, and certainly not dying.
"The teacher said that humans are the best at telling lies. Are you lying to us?" Carrot asked bluntly.
"Yes, the teacher said that there is nothing in Papa Village. There is nothing. How do you pronounce the word carrot?"
"Stupid! That's called the Tongjie Order! And you can't remember it, be careful or I'll tell the teacher."
"Carrot! Carrot! I have fertile soil, please don't tell the teacher, okay?"
"Really?! Fine then! I won't tell the teacher this time."
"Hehe, Carrot, you are my best friend!"
"Of course!"
Yun Yi: ...
She felt that she had not come to the Liuzhu Secret Realm, but the Liuzhu Kindergarten? !
What kind of conversation between pups is this?!
No, she felt that she must have not slept for a long time, which made her unconscious.
Yes, who said monks don’t need to sleep?
Experts say that people must have six to eight hours of deep sleep.
Long-term lack of sleep can induce a decline in cognitive function, manifested as a decrease in attention and memory, slow reaction, and decreased judgment and calculation ability, which can induce mental illnesses.
Now, it has come true.
There's something wrong with your mind.
Now, she is so outrageous that she is so distracted that two kindergarten kids appear to be trying to sell her a panacea.
Anyway, there are three possibilities.
Or dream.
Or fantasy.
Or she's crazy.
Yun Yi pinched his thigh again and summoned back the Hunyuan Yunsi that he had secretly released a long time ago.
Finally came to a conclusion...
Well, she thought, she must be crazy.
Everyone goes crazy, sooner or later.
She is different, she is inexplicably crazy.
The pain from pinching her thigh made her sure that she was not dreaming. Hunyuan Yunsi went out to explore, and all the feedback she got proved that this was not an illusion.