The Wudang Junior Master

Chapter 131: Please drink Daogui wine, the man is pregnant and laughs

"Oh, that's it!"

Mrs. Huang was very happy after getting the things, and of course Mr. Jin was even happier.

Zhang Wuling put his hands on his hips and said proudly, "Of course. Is there anything I can't accomplish?"

In ancient times, Guan Erye killed Hua Xiong with warm wine. Now, I, Zhang Wuling, kill nine insects and get the real treasure in a moment!

Bulbasaur!

Old Ding stroked his beard and smiled, "With this, great things can be accomplished!"

"Thank you for your help." Mrs. Huang thanked Zhang Wuling and said, "I'll go talk to the girl first. Good things can't wait."

Grandma Huang turned around and went back into the house. This time the conversation didn't last long, and she came out with a smile on her face.

"The girl agreed."

Young Master Jin was pleasantly surprised and said, "Really? That's great!"

Huang Po smiled and said, "You guys, go back and prepare first. You can get married tonight, enter the bridal chamber, and achieve your goal."

"Okay, I'll follow Mrs. Huang's arrangements." Young Master Jin said hurriedly.

Elder Ding stroked his beard and laughed, "In that case, let's go back and make some preparations first. Don't waste time."

So, the three men on Zhang Wuling's side went back first, and both sides made their own preparations.

Actually, when it comes to preparation, there’s not much to do, just keep it simple.

Just take a bath, change clothes, prepare some fruit gift boxes, put up some wedding characters, and decorate the house.

Zhang Wuling helped chop some firewood, and Old Ding made a fire and cooked some food.

At night, Master Jin put on a bright red suit, and Mrs. Huang also came with her daughter in a wedding dress in an ox cart.

This was the first time Zhang Wuling had seen a housewife. Although she was covered with a red veil, her figure was indeed good and she must be a great beauty.

Young Master Jin and the housewife seemed to have no parents, so Old Ding and Mrs. Huang sat at the top seats. Zhang Wuling became the atmosphere creator, clapping and cheering, and then eating some melon seeds.

After the two of them got married, the girl was sent to the inner room, and Master Jin stayed to drink some wine with her.

When the time was almost up, Old Ding and Mrs. Huang got up to say goodbye, and Zhang Wuling naturally followed them.

The moonlight cast a silver-grey light on the road, which was neither bright nor dim, and the haziness made people feel like they were in a dream.

The three of them returned to Mr. Ding's home and set up a table in the yard. Huang Po brought a jar of wine and placed it in front of Zhang Wuling.

"Here, this is a thank you gift in return."

Zhang Wuling picked up the jar and asked curiously, "Oh, what kind of wine is that?"

Old Ding smiled and said, "Good stuff, Daogui wine. You can't drink this wine anywhere else in the world. It's only available here, and it's very beneficial to people."

Zhang Wuling didn't know much about wine, but after hearing what Mr. Ding said, he was naturally very curious.

"This jar of wine is all yours today." Huang Po said as she sat down.

"Then I won't be polite."

Zhang Wuling took a bowl, opened the lid of the jar, and immediately the aroma of wine wafted out.

The aroma was very charming, and Zhang Wuling had never smelled such a scent in any other wine.

Just smelling the fragrance makes my mouth water, my heart moisturized, and my spirits lifted.

"Wow, this is really good stuff!"

Huang Po smiled and said, "Of course, you've helped me so much, how can we not treat you well?"

"hey-hey."

Zhang Wuling poured a bowl of wine, which was smooth and delicate, like amber nectar.

Fragrant, this wine is really fragrant!

Zhang Wuling picked up a bowl and took a sip, then he couldn't stop and drank the whole bowl.

The wine tastes oily and thick when it enters the throat. Even the breath is filled with fragrance after drinking it. After entering the stomach, a warm current immediately flows through the meridians of the whole body, making people feel comfortable.

If the meridians of the human body are compared to the roots of a tree, then at this moment Zhang Wuling felt like a long-thirsty root that was finally moistened. He felt so comfortable and happy.

The three of them were chatting in the courtyard, and Zhang Wuling was drinking bowl after bowl of Daogui wine, unable to stop at all.

In the end, I didn't know when I passed out from drinking and lost consciousness.

The next day.

The bright light reflected on the old walls of the house, awakening those who were silent in the darkness.

Zhang Wuling slowly opened his eyes and felt that he had slept very comfortably without any hangover feeling.

Stretching in bed, Zhang Wuling suddenly realized something was wrong. Why did his stomach feel so heavy?

Who put something on him?

Lifting the quilt, Zhang Wuling glanced down, and then his pupils trembled violently.

I saw that his abdomen was bulging, as if it was inflated.

No, it's not inflation, it looks like pregnancy, right?!

Zhang Wuling slapped himself, it hurt a little, but it didn't seem to be an illusion.

But this is impossible. How could a man get pregnant? He didn't drink the water from the Zimu River.

"No, that's not true. I must have gotten bloated from drinking last night. That must be it!"

Zhang Wuling found a reasonable explanation and prepared to get out of bed and go to the toilet to relieve himself. Maybe his stomach would feel better after that?

However, when he moved, Zhang Wuling felt as if there was something in his stomach.

Zhang Wuling quickly closed his eyes and looked inward, and he saw a glowing fetus in his belly, and inside the fetus was a baby...

Zhang Wuling didn't dare to look any further. He quickly opened his eyes, held his stomach, and shouted, "Mr. Ding! Mr. Ding!"

I hurriedly moved out of the house and saw Mr. Ding sitting in the yard eating cakes and drinking morning tea.

"Hey, you're awake. Did you sleep well last night?"

Zhang Wuling leaned against the door, pointed at his stomach, and said with tears in his eyes, "Old Ding, what's wrong with me?"

Elder Ding took a quick glance and said calmly, "You're pregnant, congratulations."

Congratulations, sir!!!

Zhang Wuling's face darkened as he asked, "Old Ding, what's going on? How could a grown man like me get pregnant? The father... no, the mother... no, either. Who the hell did this?!"

Elder Ding stretched out his hand, rubbed his face, pressed down the corners of his mouth that were raised, coughed and said, "Well, no rush, sit down and have breakfast and talk slowly."

Zhang Wuling came over and said, "I can't eat anymore. Please just tell me directly."

Elder Ding didn't force it, and explained, "It's like this. Didn't Young Master Jin and the girl from the house have their wedding night last night? This wedding night is naturally the union of yin and yang, and the original fetus is formed."

Zhang Wuling was puzzled: "What does this have to do with my big belly?"

"Hey, don't worry." Elder Ding consoled her. "After you became pregnant, the couple planned to travel far away. It was inconvenient to carry a baby with them, so they placed the baby in your belly. This is their way of thanking you."

Zhang Wuling's brain froze for a long while before he finally spoke, "You're saying that Mr. Jin and the stay-at-home girl had a child, but they wanted to go on their honeymoon and didn't want to take care of the child, so they put the baby in my belly and asked me to take care of it?!"

"That's right." Old Ding nodded.

"...So, Young Master Jin and the stay-at-home girl got pregnant in one night, and they even put the baby in my belly. And then, the baby grew this big overnight?"

Elder Ding clapped his hands and smiled: "Oh, young master is really smart and clever, that's exactly the case!"

Bang!

Zhang Wuling slammed his hands on the table and made the same expression as Brother Wuying.

"Eat shit, you guys!"