Quick Travel: Crazy Literature

Chapter 437 The King's Travels 4

You're the one who was possessed by your father.

Heshan helped the three people, old, middle-aged and young, to do the most profound gymnastics exercises, and then ended the wonderful day refreshed.

In the middle of the night, Zhao Dan and Zhou Ergou chirped in the room for a while. They were not good people to begin with, so they decided to teach Heshan a lesson.

Isn't it just a sneak attack in the middle of the night? The king is too familiar with this. There are countless similar scumbags in her memory. She doesn't even need to open her eyes. Her anti-killing skills are so skillful that it makes people feel distressed.

The next day, the sounds of mourning disturbed her sweet dreams.

Zhou Baiyi beat Zhao Dan and Zhou Ergou desperately, "I'm hungry! Grandma, get up and cook! Dad! Dad! Ahhhhhhhh I'm hungry!!!"

"Get up, you old fool!"

Zhao Dan was forced to wake up. He touched his body with his hands and cried out in pain. Even in midsummer, lying on the ground for a night was torture, not to mention that he had suffered so much yesterday!

"My dear baby, I'll cook for you, please stop shaking, stop shaking"

Zhou Baiyi stopped screaming and looked angrily at his father who was lying on the other side. "Grandma, why are you and dad sleeping on the floor? You didn't even call me. I want to sleep on the floor at night too!"

When Zhao Dan heard this, he was shocked and scared. He quickly covered his grandson's mouth. He didn't care when his mouth was opened by a slap. He pulled his son with his backhand and looked at the door of Heshan's room with horror.

That little bastard is really possessed!

Tuesday's dog also woke up. He and his mother swallowed at the same time and looked at each other. The pain in their bodies reminded them that this was not an illusion.

"Hey, Ergou, you three are sleeping in the yard? Is it so hot?" The villagers who were attracted by Zhou Baiyi's shouting teased, but in the next moment they saw the two men with bruised faces and noses.

"Oh my god, Tuesday dog, did you hit your mother?!"

"What? Zhou Ergou is your mother, why is she becoming more and more indifferent?"

Zhou Er Gou's face darkened, "What nonsense are you talking about? I didn't hit my mother!"

Zhao Dan didn't want his son's reputation to be ruined, so he quickly jumped up and explained: "No, no, I was beaten by that damn girl Juanzi!"

The villagers immediately showed contempt on their faces. What kind of nonsense is this? How old is Juan? How can she beat her breasts? That girl is the most honest, and they are not blind.

"Alright, alright, let's just stop now," a woman shouted, worriedly saying, "We agreed earlier that a TV crew is coming over, so you all should be quiet, or your ugly faces will be seen on TV."

These words instantly changed the topic of the villagers, and they started discussing how lucky the children in the Dashan family were to have the opportunity to enjoy life in a big city.

Watching them leave, Zhou Ergou and Zhao Dan looked at each other dejectedly, and did not dare to cause trouble for Heshan.

When the Heshan Mountain rose, the mud house became quiet and there were no annoying people. She diligently cooked a big pot of rice for herself, then took all the bacon from the beams and fried it until fragrant, then sat in front of the door with a big bowl to eat.

"Wow, it smells so good!" A yellow-haired man who looked like a dog approached following the smell, followed by a group of people and a camera.

Heshan kept talking, wondering what was going on. He soon found out the whole story based on their conversation. It was the Metamorphosis, where kids from the city exchanged lives with those from the country.

Outside the fence, a middle-aged man reminded Huang Mao: "Liu Qingshan, you are going to the one in front."

Liu Qingshan snorted coldly and kicked the box behind him: "If you want me to control you, I will stay here!" As he said that, he pointed at Heshan.

Heshan wanted to break it when he saw it, but after thinking that the blood and gore would affect his appetite, he gave up the idea.

Liu Qingshan didn't feel anything, and he was still making trouble in a arrogant tone: "If you don't let me stay here, I will go back. I didn't want to come to this remote place in the first place!"

The family in front was waiting at the door. When they saw the commotion here, they immediately ran over and said, "This is the baby who came to our house. He is so beautiful!"

Heshan swallowed a mouthful of bacon, looked at Huangmao's plump physique and big ears, and nodded in agreement. He was indeed good-looking.

When he heard the word "good looking", Liu Qingshan exploded instantly. He was not very old and his self-esteem was just inflated. He had been laughed at by many people for being fat, which was his pain point. He hated it most when someone said he was "good looking".

"Who the hell are you talking about is good-looking!" He roared at the family ferociously, looking like he wanted to eat them.

Liu Qingshan was obviously a child from a wealthy family. Zhou Laojiu's family was unconsciously inferior to them. He was a little confused by the yelling and stammered, "This, this is..."

The director who was filming frowned and immediately pointed the camera at them to record their true embarrassment.

"You are all speechless! Who is good-looking? Who is good-looking?" Liu Qingshan was so angry that his face turned red and the veins on his neck bulged.

Zhou Laojiu's family was at a loss as to what to do, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense. He Shan ate his meal while enjoying the farce, and when he had finished it, he used chopsticks to catch the remaining rice grains. Well, what a shameful waste.

Liu Qingshan's eyes were blazing with fire, and he was thinking about using this opportunity to kill everyone, scare the camera crew to death, and then send himself back to the city early.

In the end, things were not as he expected. The ones who were scared were the country bumpkins on the opposite side. They stammered and kept saying sorry, and even trying to take advantage of the situation and make a scene was too much.

Liu Qingshan glared at them angrily, what a useless guy!

In the end, the scene was too awkward, so the director team came out to save the situation and again refused the request to replace the actor.

"Hmph!" Liu Qingshan picked up the box at his feet reluctantly and walked towards the designated house.

Zhou Laojiu and his aunt rubbed their faces, put on a smile again, and called out to Heshan: "Why is Juan still eating now?" After asking, they ran back without waiting for her answer. She was a precious baby and should not be neglected.

Heshan turned around and ordered another bowl of rice without any concern.

The two families lived not far from each other. All afternoon, Heshan heard all kinds of noise coming from that side. It was obvious that the yellow-haired guy from the city was not an easy person to serve.

When I looked up, it was getting dark. Zhao Dan and Zhou Ergou came back, and there was another person with them. She was wearing an unorthodox Taoist outfit, holding a whisk and a small bag in her hands, and walking stealthily.

After the three of them entered the yard, Zhao Dan whispered, "Witch, I'm sorry to trouble you with that little hoof."

The Taoist nodded solemnly, "Don't worry."

He Shan sneered, turned sideways and took out a two-meter-long bamboo broom, and walked out from the shadows: "Grandma, Dad, what are you doing, who is this?"

The three were startled by her silence. Zhao Dan and Zhou Ergou stared at the broom for a moment and immediately stepped back. They didn't want to be hit. The Taoist priest said that this little bitch was possessed by a ghost and had to be treated!

"Witch! This is..."

The Taoist priest understood, calmed her frightened mind, took a step forward, waved her whisk and muttered something, and suddenly sprinkled some powder towards Heshan, "Hurry up and obey the order! Evil ghosts retreat!"

He Shan turned her head away, and then a good idea came to her in an instant. Her face suddenly changed, she pressed her head with her hands, her lips turned purple, her whole body trembled, pretending to be in pain, and screamed: "You! What did you do to this immortal!"

“Ahhhhhh! Foolish mortal! How dare you harm this great immortal! This great immortal will not forgive you!”

To suit the occasion, two tufts of yellow hair actually grew out on her face and hands, revealing her sharp fangs. Her eyes turned into vertical pupils, and she stared at them with resentment, which was chilling.

The three had never seen such a scene before, and they took several steps back in fear. The whisk in the witch's hand fell to the ground: "... Great, great, great immortal?!"

"I, the immortal, just wanted to taste the mortal world, but you dared to drive me away like this! How daring! Damn it, damn it!!" The scream almost broke the eardrums of several people.

She waved her hand and the broom flew up and headed towards the three people.

Zhao Dan and Zhou Ergou didn't expect their wish to come true. They hid behind the Taoist priest and trembled in fear.

The witch knew that she was a fake witch and had no ability to drive away evil spirits. When she met the real ones, she was naturally scared out of her wits. She pushed Zhao Dan and Zhou Ergou away and ran out, "Ahhhh, it's not me, it's them! Great Fairy, spare me!"

When Zhao Dan and Zhou Ergou heard this, their eyes widened and they screamed as they tried to run after him. However, Heshan would not let them go as they wished. Zhou Ergou shouted, "Great Immortal, please spare us! We didn't know you were on Juanwazi!"

He Shan secretly laughed in his heart, grabbed a broom and trapped the two men in the yard to beat them, shouting angrily: "Today, I will let you know the consequences of offending me!"

It was not very late at this time, and every household in the village had not gone to bed yet, especially Zhou Laojiu's family. There was a yellow-haired man who was used to the nightlife in the city. He stood up immediately when he heard the screams outside. When he moved, the camera crew could not be idle either. Zhou Laojiu's family thought something had happened, so they also opened the door and looked out.

At this time, the Taoist woman had lost three of her seven souls, and she didn't even care about her props and baggage. She ran as fast as she could, shouting for help.

The villagers who opened their doors and looked out were puzzled when they saw this scene. They didn't know what was going on. Those who were close to the house stopped the Taoist priest and said, "Wait a minute, you... aren't you Ma Po from Majiagou? Why are you here?"

The Taoist priest was extremely anxious. She tried to push the person blocking her way away but failed. She quickly explained, "Zhou Er Gou's family invited me. Their daughter Huang Daxian is possessed. Please get out of the way!"

The villagers were shocked. They still believed in these things very much, so they immediately stopped their steps and wanted to check out the situation, for fear of causing trouble and bringing back something.