Movie Variety Show: Extraordinary Witch Pendant

Chapter 378 I’m tired, that’s all.

Zhang Lang was woken up by the ringing of his cell phone early in the morning. Before he could get angry, he heard a sweet and sticky voice coming from the other end.

"Zhang Lang, aren't you home? There was such a big commotion outside last night. Did you go out to catch someone? Your ankle isn't healed yet... Did you have breakfast? I made breakfast for you..."

Listening to Ruan Mei's little mouth talking like she was spilling beans on the phone, Zhang Lang thought that this girl was probably standing stupidly outside his house right now.

Ruan Mei couldn't help but worry about Zhang Lang, so she wanted to find a reason to see him.

"Yes, we fought with bandits all night last night, and the situation was a bit tense." Zhang Lang carefully moved the snow-white long legs on his body away, tiptoed out of the door silently, and interrupted Ruan Mei's mumbling.

"Ah~ Did I disturb you?"

"No, it's over. I have almost subdued all the gangsters. My marksmanship is recognized as the best in the industry. For me, two or three gangsters are like an old lady blowing her nose - I can still beat them with my bare hands."

"That's good, that's good. Do you want to go back to the police station directly?"

"Emmmm, you said you made breakfast for me, right?"

"I...I accidentally made too much breakfast...a little bit~"

Zhang Lang couldn't help laughing when he heard Ruan Mei's voice getting lower and lower. Based on his understanding of Ruan Mei, she was probably very slow at cooking, so how could she possibly cook too much?

Ruan Mei: "It's okay, it's not much, grandma and I can eat it at noon."

While Ruan Mei was talking, Zhang Lang had already taken out a set of clothes, casually ruffled his hair, pretending to be haggard from staying up late, and after thinking about it, he decided to put on the pair of shoes he wore yesterday.

He rolled over along the balcony in a dashing manner and jumped down. He used teleportation at the moment he was about to land. Why did he bother jumping off the balcony? It was because he had just woken up and was not very sober. Halfway through the jump, he remembered that he could not only fly, but also teleport.

When the figure appeared again, he was already behind Ruan Mei, who was carrying the old friend's thermos bucket and a small bag of fried dough sticks, buns, eggs and other things. Ruan Mei tilted her head, holding the phone between one shoulder, with a wrinkled expression on her face.

Zhang Lang reached out to help her pick up the phone that was stuck between her little head and weak shoulders.

Ruan Mei said politely without even turning her head: "Thank you."

Suddenly reacting, he hurriedly tried to turn around to see who was behind him.

Ruan Mei stepped on her right foot with her left foot, but unfortunately she was not Shangguan Wan'er, so this way of stepping could not make her fly, she could only fall down.

Zhang Lang didn’t want to fall this time. He couldn’t fake a fall every time they met.

He reached out and hugged Ruan Mei, who was stepping on her right foot with her left foot in a panic.

"what……"

"Be careful."

"Thank you~"

"You're welcome. I scared you."

"No, no, I was careless."

"Blame me for showing up so suddenly."

"No, I was just wondering... Hey, why did you come back suddenly?"

"When you called, I was almost home. You were talking on the phone just now, and I just walked over here so gracefully." Zhang Lang held Ruan Mei in one hand and held the phone for her with the other hand.

Ruan Mei cutely tilted her head to look at her phone, then turned to look at Zhang Lang, not noticing that their postures were a little too intimate.

"Can you hang up the phone for me? It's expensive."

"Um, okay." Three black lines appeared on Zhang Lang's head. You are worthy of being called the little Jew.

First he let go of Ruan Mei and asked her to stand up, then he hung up the phone and looked at Ruan Mei's clothes. There was a pocket on the chest of her top, and she was wearing a pair of jeans that had been washed so much that they had become bleached with pockets on the front and back.

For this type of multiple-choice question, we can directly rule out the two front pockets of jeans. Stuffing the butt pocket behind your butt would make you look like a pervert, so there is only one correct answer left.

The chest area of ​​her shirt.

In a flash, Zhang Lang made the most correct choice.

He naturally stuffed the phone in his hand into Ruan Mei's shirt pocket and patted the bulging pocket. It felt really good.

"Hey, what are you doing? You rascal." Ruan Mei's face turned red, and she almost couldn't help but throw the thermos in her hand at Zhang Lang's head.

Zhang Lang pretended to realize it late and reached into her shirt pocket, took out the phone, and apologized repeatedly: "Oh, sorry, sorry, you don't want to put the phone in your shirt pocket, then put it in your trouser pocket."

Before he could finish his words, Zhang Lang had already pretended to stuff his phone into Ruan Mei's pants. With that innocent expression, it was as if he had no idea of ​​the difference between men and women, and was completely unaware that he had just taken a picture of something he shouldn't have.

"Don't move." Ruan Mei quickly crossed her legs and subconsciously made a gesture of resistance.

"Ah~ where should I put it?"

"It's not about where to put it, it's about why you are so... so..."

"What's wrong with me?" Zhang Lang held up his cell phone with an innocent look on his face.

"You..." Ruan Mei's face was as red as the monkey's butt on Mount Emei, and it was almost smoking. She looked at Zhang Lang with gritted teeth. Why didn't she realize that this boy was so good at pretending to be innocent before?

"You...you're not angry?"

"I don't have it, open the door quickly." Ruan Mei moved sideways and made way for Zhang Lang to open the door.

Zhang Lang pretended to smile foolishly and said, "Look, I've been busy all night and my brain is not working properly anymore."

"Not smart? I don't think anyone is as smart as you. You take advantage of others without leaving any trace. You are worthy of being the team leader Zhang."

Zhang Lang, who opened the door, was not in a hurry at all. As long as no one pointed it out, he would pretend to be stupid, as he had already touched everything anyway.

This girl is a natural-looking girl, with a face similar to Zhou Wenli's, but Ruan Mei is slightly better in figure.

"Hey, please come in, please come in." Zhang Lang grinned foolishly. After opening the door, he took the thermos bucket and a bag of breakfast from Ruan Mei's hand, and then made way for Ruan Mei to go in first.

"Hmph, you're sensible." Ruan Mei stomped her feet. She had been hugged by him several times in the past two days, so she might as well pat him a few times.

"Wow, why so much? Didn't you say you only wanted to do a little more?"

"Just eat it if I give it to you, why so much nonsense." Ruan Mei freed her little fist and wanted to punch Zhang Lang twice, but when she saw Zhang Lang's messy hair, she resisted the urge to hit him. When Zhang Lang wanted to reach out to grab the bun, she pulled Zhang Lang and ran towards the sink.

"Wash first. You are so dirty. Wash your hands, face and brush your teeth before you can eat." After Zhang Lang's slap just now, Ruan Mei was clearly in the upper hand.

Zhang Lang laughed and let Ruan Mei pull him into the bathroom sink.

Ruan Mei turned on the faucet and asked Zhang Lang to wash his face first. She squeezed toothpaste for him. While Zhang Lang was washing his face, he also got a glass of water.

Zhang Lang had never experienced this feeling with Zhou Wenli and the others. Although Qiu Ti had done it before, the feeling was different. Qiu Ti got into the car first at that time, and she wanted to please Zhang Lang and get recognition from him, but now Ruan Mei felt like she was in love.

You can't get rid of this sweet sour smell unless you watch a few dismemberment cases, repair donkey hooves, or build shelters for survival in the wild.

"Rinse your mouth." Ruan Mei's change was a bit too big. The woman brought water to Zhang Lang's mouth, reminding Zhang Lang to drink some water and rinse his mouth first.

Zhang Lang bared his teeth to Ruan Mei: "Hey... do you think my teeth are white? I..."

"You have to rinse your mouth first." After forcing Zhang Lang to drink a mouthful of water, Ruan Mei put down the cup, picked up the toothbrush with toothpaste squeezed on it, dipped it in the water, and brought it to Zhang Lang's mouth.

Zhang Lang spat out the water and had no intention of reaching out his hand. He just bared his teeth and waited for Ruan Mei to brush his teeth.

"Do it yourself."

Shake head and bared teeth.

"I really got you."

Ruan Mei said this, but her hands moved in a way that was against her will.

Zhang Lang bared his teeth and stared at Ruan Mei's rough hands.

Her hand was white, but through the gaps between her fingers holding the toothbrush, she could see yellow calluses on the palm, obvious from constant work.

Ruan Mei also noticed Zhang Lang's eyes. She paused while brushing Zhang Lang's teeth. She couldn't help but retract her hand and shrank behind her back: "Brush it yourself."

After saying that, he was about to leave.

"Deng Yixia, Deng Yixia, you haven't finished brushing yet."

"You have hands, so just brush them yourself."

This little temper comes out of nowhere, really. He is not as calm as me even if I pat my chest. He gets angry just by looking at the calluses on his hands.

Oh my god.

He quickly brushed his teeth and looked at the angry Ruan Mei who was sitting on the chair and didn't leave.

Ruan Mei saw Zhang Lang coming out and turned her head away.

Zhang Lang rolled his eyes and smirked, "I have some connections that can make money, but I don't have the time. Do you want to make money?"

"Hmm~ Can I make money? Zundu fakedu?"

Zhang Lang picked up the bowl of porridge that Ruan Mei had prepared. He had just finished brushing his teeth and took a sip. The taste was indeed a bit strange. After putting it down, he said to himself, "I have a way to deliver food to people's homes, so that people can eat restaurant meals without leaving home."

"Can you get rich this way?"

"Can't, can't."

"This kind of thing will definitely not pay social security, so I won't do it."

"Then I'll introduce you to a job in a big company, with food and accommodation provided, how about that?"

"Can you get rich?"

"It's like trying to catch the moon in the water."

"No, no. I'd rather do the housework myself."

"What about working in a factory? I have friends who own several factories."

"It's better to lie down at home than to work in a factory. I won't go."

"You don't do this, and you don't go that, what do you want to do?"

"It makes money quickly. I want to save enough money in a short time so that I can go to the United States for medical treatment."

"Oh, so that's it. Then I really have a way to make money quickly."

"Really?" Ruan Mei forgot that she was just throwing a tantrum, and now she had been hooked by Zhang Lang into a black bass.

"Well, I have a stock trading technique, which is divided into two types: one is long-term investment, and the other is selling high and buying low. Which one would you like to do?"

“Sell high and buy low.”

"OK." Zhang Lang picked up the bowl and began to eat slowly. The technique of cutting leeks allowed the indebted Mei to take a shortcut to bankruptcy.

Ruan Mei: "I'm telling you, even if you help me make money, I'll... Anyway, don't be too nice to me."

What? I help you make money and treat you well. Are you going to beat me to death? Do you want to become Sun Shaoan?

……

Regional Police Station.

After receiving Ruan Mei's 300,000 yuan deposit and having eaten and drunk his fill, Zhang Lang came to the police station.

Seeing He Shangsheng and Ma Jun chatting enthusiastically, he went over to say hello, accepted the cigarette from He Shangsheng, smiled at his thanks, and said that it was all for Hong Kong Island and not to take it to heart. He noticed He Shangsheng's watch and realized there was a bug inside.

Smiling, he said to He Shangsheng, "Your watch is nice. Don't take it off unless necessary. Wear it all the time."

"Watch?" An ordinary watch, can it bring good luck when worn?

"Believe me, this watch will help you a lot at the critical moment."

"Okay, I'll wear it." He Shangsheng suddenly thought of Xu Xi. This watch was just returned to him by Xu Xi.

Xu Xi from the library: I really admire you, you idiot.

"Isn't Officer He going to patrol the streets today?"

"Oh, I was busy last night. I have to go back to the team to write a report today. Team Leader Zhang, I won't bother you anymore. Thank you again for your call last night."

Watching He Shangsheng leave, Zhang Lang went into his office.

He Shangsheng was just a small episode, and making that phone call was a piece of cake.

"Ya Zi, notify everyone to come in."

Yazi whispered, "Why didn't you just come in and shout? You made me run all the way here again. It's so annoying."

Zhang Lang: "I am more or less a leader. This makes me look more impressive."

Humph, a show-off.

Yazi's little mouth moved silently, her lips moved back and forth, and she went out obediently to call people in.

"Ma Jun, how many people did you arrest last night?"

"By the time we arrived, the gangsters had already run away. The only ones who didn't run away were Lei Yaoyang's men from Dongxing. But most of them were sent to the hospital. They couldn't escape at all. They fought with Hongxing's guns with machetes in their hands. Some died and some were injured."

"That means you didn't catch anyone except the people from the Tri-Union Gang."

"Not really. We captured Hongtai and Chen Mei and brought them over for tea."

"Why arrest him?"

Li Jiajun said, "Hongtai also came out to cause trouble last night, and many of their people died, just like Dongxing."

"It seems that this group of societies all want to steal chickens, but I didn't expect that Jiang Tianyang of Hongxing would be so willing to spend money and actually give big black stars to all his subordinates. He is a ruthless person. Has Jiang Tianyang been arrested?"

"He's been caught, but he's not with us."

"Oh, forget it. I guess their lawyers have already found a way to get them out."

"Team Leader, do you want to see Jiang Tianyang?"

"Yeah, I have an idea."

"You want to interrogate him?"

"I want to ask where he got so many arms." You have to know that there are more than 6 million people in Hong Kong Island, and there were more than 100,000 Hongxing brothers before. Although some gangs have been lost and several bosses have died, and their status in the underworld has plummeted, there are still 30,000 to 50,000 people, and there are hundreds of core members and backbones. Each of these people was issued a big black star, which is an uncontrollable factor.

"Gun proliferation has become a disaster. Hong Kong Island is going from being the safest city to being like a free and beautiful country. Although it is true that there are robbers who rob gold shops in Hong Kong Island every day, most of them are just after money. The muzzles of their guns are usually pointed at the sky, and it is rare for them to hurt people."

"That's right. With such large-scale shootings happening two days in a row, the Governor of Hong Kong must give the public an explanation."

"It's not just about giving the citizens an explanation, it's also about eradicating evil forces. Cracking down on criminals is what we should do. Now we police officers are like decorations, with no credibility at all."

"I guess they're going to start checking cards from tonight, and those nightclubs and other places are going to have to be heavily regulated."