latelenovela Chapter 214 is mainly a kind of shit smell and light shit smell, which goes straight to the palate..
Chapter 214 is mainly a kind of shit smell and light shit smell, which goes straight to the palate..
Wei Yanbo was drinking corn porridge. When he heard the conversation between the two people, he almost spit out the porridge.
He looked at the hairy crabs on the plate full of crab roe and crab paste, and his mind was filled with the words "prefabricated shit".
Wei Yanbo looked at Jiang Nanxi unhappily and said, "Can you please stop talking about this kind of topic while we're having a meal? It's really uncivilized and disgusting!"
Jiang Nanxi: "What's the matter, don't you want to poop?"
Cheng Qiaozhi also got angry when he heard this, "Jiang Nanxi, are you done yet? We are having a meal, and you are saying this kind of thing! Are you deliberately trying to disgust us?"
Jiang Nanxi: "So what? You don't poop either?"
Cheng George: "..."
Wei Yanbo: "..."
Can you please not mention shit?!
Eating!
Jiang Nanxi saw that the two people looked like they were constipated, so she said shyly, "Teacher Liu, do you know what the main smell of a person is?"
Liu Qingyan said "Oh~" very cooperatively, and then asked, "What's that smell?"
Jiang Nanxi glanced at the others and said, "Well... it's mainly a smell of shit and light shit. I really suggest that some girls store some good shit in their stomachs, so that when they eat, this fragrance will reach their palate directly, and may even reach the top of their heads."
Liu Qingyan looked at the others and asked, "Did you guys stock up before eating? Is there a taste that goes straight to the roof of your mouth?"
director:"……"
other people:"……"
Cheng George lost his appetite for the half-eaten king crab leg in his hand and put it down with a bang.
He said to the director with an unpleasant expression, "Director, can you please ask them to get out? They are ruining our appetite here! Besides, they are not worthy of eating and should not be in the box in the first place!"
The director's face looked ugly and he had lost his appetite. But when he was about to speak, Jiang Nanxi suddenly covered his stomach and screamed.
"Oh, my stomach hurts so much, I need to poop, I need to go to the bathroom!"
The director saw Jiang Nanxi holding her stomach and running towards the door. He couldn't help but say, "If you want to go to the bathroom, go ahead. Can you please not be so blunt? Everyone is still eating, and you've ruined their appetite!"
Jiang Nanxi looked at them apologetically and said sincerely, "Okay, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said it so bluntly. I'll go to the bathroom and make a chocolate milkshake first, you guys take your time to eat it."
Jiang Nanxi ran out of the box in a flash, and then a waiter came in with drinks.
The waiter said to them, "Six chocolate milkshakes are ready. Which six guests are they for?"
director:?_?
other people:?_?
Did she do it on purpose?
Did she do this on purpose?!
No one answered the waiter, so he put six chocolate milkshakes on the table and left, leaving them to distribute them themselves.
There was a photographer in the box broadcasting live, and the audience also watched the scene.
[Help me, hahahahahaha, what the hell is this prefabricated shit! Why didn't you let Jiang Nanxi eat? Now it's all right, no one can eat properly! ]
[Chocolate milkshake hahahahaha, Director, why don’t you drink it? Is it because you don’t like chocolate? ]
The director, observers and guests all looked pale and had lost their appetite, while the audience was enjoying the show.
After a long time, Jiang Nanxi still hadn't come back. When everyone had finally recovered and forgotten about what had happened, Jiang Nanxi's voice suddenly came from the door again.
"director!"
Jiang Nanxi shouted in panic, "Director! I've pooped my pants, what should I do? Think of a solution!"
"what?"
The director looked towards the door with horror, and then saw Jiang Nanxi kick the door open and come in.
Jiang Nanxi rushed in, shouting, "Director, help me! I not only peed on my pants, but I also accidentally peed on my coat! What should I do? I'm so embarrassed!"
The director was frightened when he saw the brown sticky liquid on her clothes and screamed madly, "Jiang Nanxi, don't come over here!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Ahhhh, so embarrassing, so embarrassing, it's all over my clothes, I have no face to live anymore!"
Director: “Don’t come over here!!!”
Jiang Nanxi: “Ahhhh!”
Director: "Ahhh, what's that sticky thing on your hands? Get away! Stay away from me!"
Jiang Nanxi: "After I finished pooping, I felt something stuck on my clothes, so I touched it. Director, can you help me take a look?"
Director: “Aaaaaaaaah!”
Jiang Nanxi shouted and rushed towards the director, forcing the director to jump up from his seat and run towards the door.
Seeing the director run away, Jiang Nanxi looked at the other people at the table and continued to yell.
“Ahhhh, what should I do!”
She suddenly wiped Wei Yanbo's face, then took off her coat stained with brown sticky liquid and threw it directly at Cheng George who was not far away.
"Ahhhh, Jiang Nanxi, what are you doing? How dare you throw shit on me?! Are you fucking crazy?"
“Ah! How disgusting!”
"Where's the bathroom? I'm going to throw up!"
Everyone at the scene was so frightened when they saw Jiang Nanxi groping around on the table with his dirty hands that they all jumped up and fled out of the box as if they were running for their lives.
Everyone ran away, only Li Chu and Liu Qingyan were still there. Liu Qingyan handed Jiang Nanxi a pack of wet wipes.
"Hurry up and wipe the chocolate sauce off your hands and pack your things. They'll be back soon when they realize what's going on."
Li Chu suddenly realized what was going on. "So you asked me for chocolate to make this. I was wondering why it smelled different. Those people are so stupid!"
In fact, the main reason was that Jiang Nanxi didn't wipe his dirty hands on her. When other people saw Jiang Nanxi wiping his dirty hands on themselves, they were so disgusted that they lost their judgment.
However, when those people ran to the bathroom to clean themselves off, they realized it was chocolate sauce.
But Jiang Nanxi had smeared a lot of it on their clothes, and it would take some time to clean it up.
When everyone came back after cleaning up, they found that all the dishes in the box were gone. They had all been packed up and taken away!
Cheng George was so angry that his face twisted.
"This crazy woman Jiang Nanxi, it seems like she deliberately went crazy to lure us away, and then took the opportunity to pack up the food!"
The director was speechless for a while, and finally could only order another table of food for the guests.
Jiang Nanxi's side.
She came out of the restaurant carrying several bags of food, and then saw a luxury car parked at the door.
Song Wanwan was not in the restaurant just now, but sitting in this luxury car. A young and handsome man was sitting in the driver's seat.
The two were talking sweetly to each other in the car and hugging each other intimately.
Jiang Nanxi blinked, and a stream of spiritual power shot out from his hand and landed on the young man's face.
Inside the car, Song Wanwan was about to kiss her handsome and wealthy little puppy, but just as she got closer to him, she suddenly saw his facial features falling off his face!
"Ahhh!!!"
Screams of terror echoed through the night.