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Chapter 149 Chinese chickens know Kung Fu?!

Not only were the foreign guests stunned, but the global audience who were following the show were also stunned on the other side of the screen.

[??? What's up with this Chinese guy's broom? Did he borrow it from Harry Potter?]

[No, why did Harry Potter lend it to him, but not to me? Harry Potter and I are from the same country, and I have never seen a flying broomstick! ]

[Yes, yes, Harry Potter is in China! ]

[Laughing Mouse, Song Shixing, as an old guest who has collaborated with Jiang Nanxi for two episodes, has been successfully led astray.]

"Is he looking down on us?"

The foreign guests came to their senses and glared at Song Shixing with sparks in their eyes.

Seeing the situation was so serious, Jiang Nanxi quickly stepped forward to smooth things over and said, "Don't be angry, he didn't mean it. We should get along in a friendly way!"

“Who wants to be friendly with you!”

Johnson turned around and glared at Jiang Nanxi and said, "Who are you? Women have no right to speak here!"

Jiang Nanxi smiled, "I am a pig with a human face. Although I have a human face, I eat as much as a pig. You'd better not mess with me. People like me are the hardest to mess with. If I get angry, I will eat up all your food!"

Johnson: ???

Before Johnson could react, Jiang Nanxi raised his leg and kicked the big cock at his feet.

The big rooster crowed and flew up, flapping its wings like a strong wind rolling up fallen leaves, and used its spiritual power to roll down all the wild fruits on the tree.

Jiang Nanxi and others reacted quickly and started packing these wild fruits in their backpacks.

There weren't many wild fruits on the tree to begin with, and they were soon all picked up.

That was not all. The big rooster also flew to Delong who was on the tree, snatched all the fruits he had just picked, and then flew leisurely to Jiang Nanxi.

The chicken was so fast that Deron had no time to react, let alone stop it.

"My fruit——!"

Delong yelled and quickly climbed down from the tree, trying to find the chicken and get the fruit back.

"Give it back to me, or I'll kill you!"

The prop Delong carried was a dagger. His eyes were fierce and he stabbed the rooster directly with the dagger.

The big rooster held the fruits with its two wings, flew up and kicked Delon in the face, kicking him three meters away and hitting a tree not far away.

boom--!

boom--!

The whole audience fell silent.

[Oh my god, this chicken knows Chinese Kung Fu! ]

[Oh my god, this chicken is so powerful, not only can it fly, it also knows Chinese Kung Fu! ]

[No way, chickens in China know Kung Fu? How powerful must the Chinese be?! ]

[I, a Chinese, am sweating profusely. This is a series about people being inferior to chickens. Chickens know kung fu, but I don’t.]

[It’s over. Tomorrow my international student roommate will ask me to teach him Kung Fu again. I’m thinking about how to write this.]

Jiang Nanxi and his teammates collected all the wild fruits on the tree, leaving none for themselves.

There was only one tree nearby that had edible wild fruits. The fruits on the other trees were all poisonous. If they wanted to eat something, they had to find something else.

All the foreign guests looked extremely unhappy.

Jiang Nanxi looked at them in surprise, "No way, no way, you are so slow in picking fruits that you can't even grab a chicken. Are you guys thin dogs?"

This time, those people's faces turned green.

"Who are you scolding?"

Johnson was tall and strong, with ferocious features and a bad temper. He walked towards Jiang Nanxi with anger in his eyes.

He stared at Jiang Nanxi's backpack and said, "There are fruits we picked in it, give it back to us!"

Jiang Nanxi was not afraid of him and said slowly, "If you have the ability, take it back yourself. Don't you think your fighting ability is very high? Why don't you compete with my chicken?"

Johnson: ?

Come on, he is the boxing champion of Country M, the boxing champion of the underground boxing ring of Country M. How can you let him compete with a chicken?

Who the hell are you humiliating!

Johnson snorted coldly, pointed at Song Shixing who had just gotten off the broom and said, “I don’t hit women, and I’m not interested in bullying a small animal, let him come over and compete with me.

If he can beat me, I don't want these wild fruits. If he can't beat me, you have to hand over all the fruits, not even one!"

Jiang Nanxi raised an index finger and shook it at him, "Oh, this is against the rules. According to our Chinese martial arts tradition, you must defeat our beast pet before you are eligible to compete with its owner.

If you can't beat a beast pet, it means that you are inferior to the beast, and you are not qualified to compete with humans."

Johnson: ?

What kind of broken rule is this? Does China have such a rule? Why does it feel like she is scolding him?

Johnson could only understand what Jiang Nanxi was saying through the translator, and could not grasp the meaning very accurately.

He said, "Okay, then I'll compete with it first. When it dies, it'll be mine. I'll use it to make chicken soup! I'll beat you up later!"

Jiang Nanxi smiled slightly, "Let's talk about it after you can kill him."

[Hahahaha, he actually agreed! If you haven't studied Chinese culture, you probably wouldn't understand what Jiang Nanxi said.]

[Fool, I'm calling you a beast, why are you still trying to show off? ]

[Feng Aotian is Sister Xi's pet, and Johnson is Cheng George's pet. This kind of competition is indeed very reasonable. ]

Jiang Nanxi and the others stepped back a little, leaving only Big Rooster and Johnson standing there.

Johnson yelled angrily and punched the rooster with his fist.

His fist made a sound of breaking through the air.

boom--!

If this punch hit the big rooster, it would probably smash it into a pile of chicken patties.

But when the punch was about to hit the big rooster, its figure disappeared out of thin air.

Yes, it just disappeared out of thin air.

It was standing there just fine, and then it disappeared, which made the foreign guests and audiences stare in amazement.

【Where are the chickens? Where did they go? 】

【Wasn't it still there just now? 】

[Oh my god, this chicken not only knows Chinese Kung Fu, but can it also teleport? This is too scary! ]

There was a pop.

Johnson's punch was very powerful, but since he didn't hit anything, he fell to the ground.

Before anyone could react, the rooster appeared and stood on Johnson's back.

Johnson fell to the ground and tried to get up, but he found a strange force on his back.

This force pressed down on him like a mountain, making him unable to move, let alone stand up.

"Something's on my back!"

He couldn't see behind him, and his voice was a little frightened.

"Snap, snap, snap, snap—!"

The big rooster raised its wings and flapped them dozens of times at the back of his head. The wings left afterimages and Johnson's screams continued to be heard.