What a sin! The most handsome lazy man in the village married a crazy woman.

Chapter 203 My Dad Has Eaten Shit

After Gao Hang climbed out of the window, he looked around.

Seeing the guards and Ye Tang and his servant at the gate, he turned around and tried to climb the wall to escape.

"Master, no!" The two guards ran over and shouted anxiously, "You can't go out!"

Both of them were skilled in martial arts. They used their lightness skills to get in front of Gao Hang and pulled him down from the wall.

"Let me go!" Gao Hang cursed angrily, picked up a stone and smashed it on the guard's head: "If you dare to touch me again, I will smash you to death!"

He also knows a little bit of martial arts, and his technique of hitting people is quite skillful.

The two guards didn't dare to confront him head-on. Their duty was to keep an eye on the young master and not let him run away.

So the two of them also used force.

The three of them started fighting.

Ye Tang leaned against the wall, eating melon seeds and looking at that place with interest.

"Lihua, has Brother Gao gone mad over gain and loss?"

Lu Lihua shook her head: "I don't know, but he looks very abnormal."

"What disease does he have?" Ye Tang was a little curious: "Is he mentally ill?"

My grandfather told me that Gao Hang fell ill after the prime minister's wife died. Sometimes he was crazy, sometimes he was normal. He didn't recognize his relatives and even scolded his own father. No one could do anything to him.

It is said that when Gao Hang first fell ill, he sneaked out of the house once, not only burned down a brothel, but also fell into a cesspool.

When Gao Yi pulled him out of the pit, he pounced on Gao Yi and got him all over. Gao Yi vomited for three days and vomited everything she ate, as if she was pregnant.

This incident became a joke in the capital at that time.

Gao Yi took a long sick leave for this reason.

From then on, Gao Hang never left the Prime Minister's Mansion again.

Ye Tang and the other man were talking when Gao Hang suddenly made a feint, sprinkled some dirt on the faces of the two guards, and suddenly ran towards the courtyard.

A guard shouted, "Princess Pingshan, be careful!"

Hearing the words "Princess Pingshan", Gao Hang, who was running towards the courtyard gate, suddenly stopped and said, "Where is Princess Pingshan? Aunt Princess, have you come to see me? I miss you so much!"

Gao Hang was talking to a wall.

"Aunt Princess, are you here with Uncle Prince? Did you bring me gifts again? You are so nice to me, unlike my father who always scolds me and locks me up. I don't want to be locked up again!"

"Uncle Prince, are you going to teach your nephew martial arts again? No! Learning martial arts is so hard!"

Gao Hang kept talking to the high wall and didn't notice the existence of Ye Tang and Lu Lihua at all.

Two guards ran over and said, "Master, please go back to your room."

They are about to take action again.

Gao Hang hugged the wall: "Uncle Wangye, please save me, they are going to take me back to the room again, wuwuwu, I don't want it, I want to get out!"

He threw a tantrum like a child.

The two guards were frightened by his words and actions. The young master often went crazy before, but he was never so childish. He would just arrogantly call them dogs and slaves, scold everyone in the mansion, or beat anyone he saw.

This was the first time they had seen someone hugging a wall like this.

"Master, please come back with us. There is no uncle Prince here."

Gao Hang snorted, "You're talking nonsense. It's Uncle Prince. Aunt Princess is here too. I just heard you call Princess Pingshan."

The two guards understood instantly that Gao Hang had misunderstood. They had been in the Prime Minister's Mansion for ten years and had never seen the old Prince Pingshan and the old Princess Pingshan. They had only heard of their names and knew that the eldest and second young masters had a very good relationship with Prince Pingshan and listened to him very much and admired him very much. Every time Prince Pingshan and Princess Pingshan came to the Prime Minister's Mansion, the young eldest and second young masters would follow the couple and call them uncle and aunt.

Just now, in their anxiety, they called out "Princess Pingshan". The eldest young master thought they were calling out for the old princess, so he suddenly stopped.

"Young Master, you misunderstood. The Princess Pingshan I just called out is this one." A guard pointed at Ye Tang who was standing beside him.

Gao Hang followed the guard's gaze and finally saw Ye Tang's appearance clearly: "Who is she?"

Ye Tang raised her hand and greeted him: "I am Princess Pingshan."

"No, you are not Princess Pingshan!" Gao Hang was very emotional when he heard this: "You are fake!"

"I am the real Princess Pingshan, the new Princess Pingshan." Ye Tang emphasized the word new.

Gao Hang was stunned: "What do you mean?"

The guard said, "Young Master, your aunt is Princess Zhaoyang. She has passed away for many years. This is the daughter-in-law of the old King Pingshan and Princess Zhaoyang. You may not know that the old King Pingshan and Princess Zhaoyang had a son. The child has been wandering in the world for many years. Recently, the emperor found him and made him the new King Pingshan."

Gao Hang showed a surprised expression: "The new King of Pingshan?"

Ye Tang nodded: "Yes."

Gao Hang looked at her: "Are you the new Princess Pingshan?"

Ye Tang nodded again: "That's right."

Gao Hang's eyes lit up instantly, and he became excited: "Uncle Wang has a son and daughter-in-law? I'm a brother now!"

Ye Tang: “…” This train of thought is a little different.

"Sister-in-law!" Gao Hang walked towards Ye Tang quickly: "I am your eldest brother."

Ye Tang: "...Hello, Brother Gao."

Gao Hang said: "Sister-in-law, are you here to rescue big brother?"

Ye Tang: "No, I was just passing by."

"It's fate that we passed by each other. Please take my brother with you on the way!"

"It's not appropriate!"

"In exchange, I'll tell you a secret."

"What secret?"

“My dad ate shit.”

Ye Tang and his servant: "......"

Two guards: "......"

Gao Yi, Xiao Jingxuan, Gao Yuman, Qiao Shi, Gao Ji and others who came upon hearing the news: "......"

Gao Yi suddenly turned around and ran under a tree, vomiting violently.

Gao Hang heard the noise, turned his head and looked over, screaming in shock, pointing at Gao Yi: "Look, my dad is eating shit again!"

Gao Yi vomited even more violently. He couldn't help but think of the scene when his eldest son crawled out of the pit.

"Husband, you've had enough of the trouble!" Qiao came over and grabbed Gao Hang.

Gao Hang slapped him backhandedly: "How dare you! You don't even bow when you see the princess. Kneel down."

He pushed Qiao to her knees, then pointed at Gao Yuman angrily and said, "Unfilial daughter, kneel down too."

Gao Yuman's face was gloomy: "Dad, could you please stop being so embarrassing and go back to the room?"

"You evil creature, how dare you speak to me like that." Gao Hang was so angry that he kicked him.

Seeing this, the two guards rushed over, blocked the flying kick for Gao Yumen, and controlled Gao Hang.

"Let me go, sister-in-law, help me!"

Gao Yi had vomited enough and strode over: "Stop his mouth and tie him up."