Love Apartment: My Happy Life

Chapter 230 Big Boss 2

After tidying up, Guan Gu also said: "Okay, okay, let's play cards!"

"come on!"

Guan Gu breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, as it almost affected him.

If you really ask yourself this, would you tell the truth or lie?

Telling the truth is too shameful and will damage your image, but who would believe a lie? We are all men, we all understand each other!

As the card game started, Qin Ying and Bai Zhi stood by and watched the fun.

However, Mika's face was full of sorrow, and her brows were almost wrinkled into a knot.

Guan Gu looked at the cards in his hand with a happy face and said proudly: "This deck of cards in my hand is still very good, Meijia, what do you think?"

When Mika heard Guan Gu's question, she could only nod awkwardly, "Yeah, it's really good, hehe..."

Zeng Xiaoxian played first, "A pair of eight."

Hu Yifei followed closely behind, "One against ten."

After Guan Gu saw the cards played by the two, he said with a look of surprise, "A pair of queens!"

Mika, who was originally worried, was relieved after seeing Guan Gu's move.

Bai Zhi poked Qin Ying and asked, "Have you ever felt that Meijia has been acting strangely since she arrived from Guan Gu?"

"Of course I feel it."

Seeing Qin Ying's calm expression, Bai Zhi asked, "Do you know why?"

Qin Ying smiled and said, "You'll know if you keep reading."

After hearing what Qin Ying said, Bai Zhi honestly wanted to beat this guy up. The most annoying thing is the Riddler. Can't you just say what's going on?

While the two were chatting, the situation on the scene had begun to develop in an irreversible direction.

Just as Zeng Xiaoxian played a three and Hu Yifei played a five, Guan Gu slammed the table and shouted, "Eat!"

This sudden action confused everyone present except Qin Ying and Mei Jia.

Zeng Xiaoxian asked doubtfully, "What to eat?"

Guan Gu picked up the card in his hand and said, "I'll take this card!"

Zeng Xiaoxian screamed, "Ah??!!"

Bai Zhi also asked, "Isn't Dou Dizhu (Fight the Landlord) played in everyday life different from ours?"

"What are you thinking about? How can we play Landlord in our daily life?"

"That's right~"

At this time, Guan Gu explained: "Look at the cards in my hand."

After taking a closer look, Hu Yifei asked in confusion, "Two Aces, a two, and an eight. What's wrong?"

Guan Gu took out the five and put it in the middle, saying with a smile, "With this five, I have made one, two, five, eight, and one."

"One, two, five, eight, one?"

"One, two, five, eight, one, press one and I'll help you!"

Hu Yifei asked doubtfully, "Help me with what?"

"I have a chance to masturbate!"

"???"

"???"

Now Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian are in the same state as the confused fruit on the confused tree, and you and I are in the same state under the confused tree. They don't understand Guan Gu's rules at all.

Especially since there is self-touch, do you think this is playing mahjong?

Meijia saw that something was wrong and immediately said to them, "I'll go get you some coffee, you guys can have fun!"

After saying this, he left in a hurry, running faster than a rabbit.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had recovered from his confusion, said in disbelief, "Masturbating??!!"

"Yeah, come on, come on."

As Guan Gu spoke, he reached out towards Zeng Xiaoxian's cards.

Zeng Xiaoxian was startled by Guan Gu's action. He immediately shrank back with the cards in his hand and shouted, "What are you doing?"

"I can draw one of your cards!"

"Why should I give it to you?"

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't want to give him the cards in his hand, Guan Gu made a fierce look, which scared Zeng Xiaoxian so much that he was stunned. He then easily drew a card from Zeng Xiaoxian's hand.

Guan Gu looked at the cards he pulled out of Zeng Xiaoxian's hand and said in surprise: "One from Siguo! A ten!"

"What's wrong with a ten?"

Guan Gu took out a ten and a one and explained, "What day is October 1st?"

“It’s National Day!”

"Yeah, so you guys have to rest for seven days so I can escape seven cards."

Zeng Xiaoxian belatedly said, "Hibernation card?"

"Teacher Zeng, you are so smart. It's almost the same!"

"But then why can you play the cards?"

Guan Gu explained happily: "Of course it's because our National Day is not on this day. I still have to go to work and can't rest, so I can play cards, but you can't."

Faced with Guan Gu's explanation, Zeng Xiaoxian was so shocked that he couldn't hold the cards in his hand steadily, and they scattered on his clothes.

After Hu Yifei was stunned, Guan Gu turned around and said to Hu Yifei: "Yifei, I haven't drawn your card yet!"

As he said that, he wanted to reach out to grab it. Faced with Hu Yifei's dodge, Guan Gu wanted to use the same routine, but it obviously didn't work.

Hu Yifei couldn't stand Guan Gu's rules anymore. She threw the cards in her hand, stood up and said angrily: "Guan Gu is amazing!"

"Huh?" (What's wrong?)

"Do you know why we have a holiday for National Day? Because in 1949 we defeated all invaders and exploiters. You're not playing cards, you're clearly invading!"

Guan Gu wiped the saliva sprayed by Hu Yifei from his face and asked in confusion: "Why don't you follow the rules?"

Hu Yifei completely collapsed. "Did you make the rules?"

"Miga told me the rules. If you don't believe me, you can go find her!"

When Guan Gu turned around, he found that Meijia had already run away. He asked in confusion: "Where is Meijia? She was here just now!"

Bai Zhi explained at this time: "I know, Meijia said she was going to get a cup of coffee, and she hasn't come back yet!"

At this point, seeing the reactions of Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian, Guan Gu also realized that something was wrong. He was obviously deceived by Mei Jia.

Guan Gu looked at them with a guilty conscience and asked, "If I say that I was deceived by Meijia, would you believe me?"

"Do you think we should believe it?"

“I think so…”

Guan Gu then began a lengthy explanation of why the three Kings were the smallest cards, when to play 119, and when to play 911.

All we can say is that Guan Gu’s words gave them a new worldview.

Everyone understood one thing, that is, it turns out that poker can be played like this!

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