latelenovela Chapter 316 Gu Lin'an Becomes Famous
Chapter 316 Gu Lin'an Becomes Famous
"Alright, let's move on to the second question."
"I'll ask where my acne is so that you won't worry."
Yu Qilin remained silent for a moment, muttering about Gu Lin'an's question.
Then a thought flashed through his mind, and he muttered, "Wa Dasi, I get it, it must be on the butt."
"It grows on my butt, so no one can see it. I'm so smart, aren't I!"
So he translated the sentence using translation software, then copied and pasted it as his reply: "On the buttocks."
"Wrong, it's on someone else's face so you won't worry."
Jade Kirin: ? ? ?
No, it seems like he's developed a brain.
Is this the secret code of the Dragon Kingdom? It's so profound and difficult to understand; it's truly impossible to guard against.
Others chimed in, saying, "Brother, so what if you admit you're from South Korea? Don't worry, we won't attack you through the internet."
Is the fourth floor a place for calming the nerves? It sounds like it.
"Yes, yes, brothers, this round was really fun."
"It's safe, it's safe, we've got An Shen to secure this win!"
"An Shen, you're playing on the side lane this time. What are you playing? I've noticed that Da Si Ming is quite strong on the side lane too."
"Mulan is fine too, I want to see a calming Mulan."
"Bodhidharma is also acceptable."
Gu Lin'an said, "This time, I'm going to play a very strong hero."
"Once this hero reaches his full potential, no matter how strong the opponent is, they won't be able to withstand his damage."
"In my hands, it is T0.5!"
I'm really looking forward to it! I wonder what An Shen will be playing?
So Gu Lin'an decisively locked up a hero.
"Guys, I just went to the bathroom and all I could hear was the sound. What's the best choice for calming the nerves?"
"Holy crap, those two long braids, when did King of Glory release a cockroach-type hero?"
Then, upon closer inspection, it turned out to be Lü Bu.
Gu Lin'an roared, "No matter how thick the health bar is, one strike will take you down!"
"Brothers, wait for my Breaking Army! Once I unleash it, the enemy will be wiped out!"
Everyone remained silent in tacit agreement.
They even had some doubts about whether it was truly calming.
Dude, do you really think you're some kind of god? Even dogs wouldn't play this hero, and you're playing it?
"Take it easy, is Lu Bu really a viable hero?"
Gu Lin'an said confidently, "Brother Bao, with such a strong hero, the enemy team will definitely be blown up if I bring him out."
"As long as you hold on in the early game, I'll make my move later."
Yu Qilin's eyes lit up as he listened to Gu Lin'an's conversation with the others.
It's the middle of the night, and I never expected to run into him.
"If I could build a good relationship with Changye, could I perhaps get some information out of him?" Yu Qilin murmured.
"If we know each other inside and out when we play, wouldn't that make us safe?"
So he typed: "[I didn't expect it to be An Shen. I've heard so much about you. I've lost my virginity.]"
Gu Lin'an was slightly taken aback. It must be my apologies.
"It seems this kid's Mandarin isn't very good."
Gu Lin'an continued, "Mid laner, please help me out more often when you have time."
Yu Qilin knew some basic polite phrases, so he typed back: 【Damn it.】
"You can let the lane go when you're level four, then we'll just gank Xiang Yu."
【Oh shit.】
"When you're level 1, you can take a look at what the enemy jungler is doing."
【Oh shit.】
Gu Lin'an was speechless. Was this kid insulting him?!
He's now certain that this kid's Mandarin isn't good.
[Haha, this is hilarious! I suspect the mid laner is just using this as a personal vendetta!]
[How dare they insult our great An Shen! If I were An Shen, I'd buy Boots of Speed and immediately go to mid lane to farm.]
Gu Lin'an controlled Lu Bu to come online and immediately started fighting Xiang Yu.
One strike instantly enchants the weapon, unleashing the most domineering mechanic in the canyon: true damage.
You still dare to come out? Don't you know I'm a tank killer?
"brush."
With one slash, Xiang Yu lost a bit of health.
Then, with a single strike, his health instantly returned to full, and he was instead counterattacked.
Dude, this isn't right. What happened to the tank killer?
Where is your real injury? Why is it that you're always the one getting hurt?
This is the prison cloth; it suits my taste.
[You must be really upset, An Shen. Why don't you play a different hero next game? We can't stand this kind of humiliation.]
[Tank Killer x, Laundry √]
Gu Lin'an refused to believe it and picked up his halberd to start hacking.
The final strike was delivered without a sound; the damage he inflicted on Xiang Yu was almost completely healed by Xiang Yu's second skill.
This infuriated Gu Lin'an.
At this moment, Yu Qilin came to the rescue, and Shiranui Mai immediately flashed and kicked Xiang Yu, sending him flying into the air.
Seeing his opportunity, Gu Lin'an used his first skill to unleash a "massive" amount of true damage.
Xiang Yu used Flash, and Gu Lin'an saw that Xiang Yu only had a sliver of health left, so he used Flash to chase after him.
With one slash, Xiang Yu was left with only a sliver of blood.
Gu Lin'an's heart sank, and he felt that he was doomed.
Xiang Yu's first skill knocked Gu Lin'an back into the turret, and then his second skill slashed downwards, restoring some health.
Gu Lin'an was really losing his temper. Couldn't he even cut off this little bit of health?
He yelled, "Spare my life, brother! I'm Zhu Bo!"
In the end, Gu Lin'an died under the combined attack of Xiang Yu and the defensive towers.
Gu Lin'an slammed his fist on the table and couldn't help but swear.
"If they can't kill them, is there any justice left?"
Jade Kirin typed: [Take care, I've done my best.]
Gu Lin'an knew this was his mistake, mainly because he had been playing jungle and marksman lately and hadn't touched the heroes in the top lane for a long time.
The control over damage output is indeed a tiny bit lacking.
Gu Lin'an said, "You initiated the team fight very well; it was my mistake."
"Xiang Yu doesn't have Flash anymore, I feel like we can catch him in the next wave."
【Oh shit.】
Gu Lin'an was furious when he saw these words, feeling that the Jade Kirin was mocking him.
Veins bulged on his forehead, and he started swearing as he turned off the microphone.
"Damn it, damn it, you son of a bitch."
When he spoke into the microphone again, Gu Lin'an suppressed his anger and said, "Mid laner, can you please stop using the word 'motherfucker'?"
【Oh shit.】
Hahaha, this is hilarious!
[Anshen, what are we waiting for if we don't fight back? When have we ever been able to stand this kind of humiliation?]
[Just start yelling at him; his Mandarin isn't good anyway.]
Gu Lin'an said calmly, "Mid laner, you actually play Mai Shiranui very well."
【Really? 】
"Seriously, if you keep playing at a mediocre level, someone's head will roll sooner or later."
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