latelenovela Chapter 286: Caught into a cocky mouth
Chapter 286: Caught into a cocky mouth
"Good grief, I was just thinking about how to punish you the day after tomorrow, and here you are today."
"It seems this is the will of Heaven. The will of Heaven cannot be defied. You'd better wait and receive divine punishment."
Gu Lin'an has 1,800 ways to prank people, so he has no trouble messing with Baihu.
The method for harming someone has already been devised: praise them to death, then kill them.
So Gu Lin'an typed: "[Please post the number of lanes in the first post. I feel like you're a bit unreliable.]"
This tactic is called "praise by first criticizing," where you first question him, and then, after Baihu has demonstrated his skill, you show an expression of adoration and frantically praise him.
While he was immersed in the pleasures of love, that was when Gu Lin'an began his hunt.
The day after tomorrow is the match against Gu Lin'an. Baihu knows that Gu Lin'an is very strong in the top lane, so he started practicing in ranked matches.
Just as she was thinking about it, she saw Gu Lin'an send this message, and a cold smile appeared on her lips.
"Look at my rank?" Although Baihu has not been in contact with the King for long, his rank is very high, already reaching over ninety ranks.
Although not as high as those in the top-tier ranked matches, it's more than enough for ranked games.
Baihu posted his rank, and Gu Lin'an saw it was over ninety. He started typing: "Wow, brother's rank is so high! This is the highest rank I've ever seen in the top lane."
Baihu was taken aback. Then he looked at Gu Lin'an's ID, "Soft and Cute Rabbit," and realized that she was clearly a girl.
After being praised by the girl, Baihu immediately became arrogant.
[Keep a low profile, keep a low profile, use a smaller account.]
Gu Lin'an's lips curled up, knowing that Baihu had started to take the bait.
This is just the first step. In the end, Gu Lin'an will make Bai Hu unable to resist him.
[Brother is awesome! It's a secondary account, finally I can lie down.]
I encountered a lot of awful people today; they were really, really annoying.
[Brother, you must have cleared all 50+ stars in one go, right? You're amazing!]
Baihu was completely charmed by Gu Lin'an, and thought to himself, "Are all the girls in the Dragon Kingdom this gentle?"
So he humbly replied, "No, no, it was just good luck."
At this moment, Changsheng casually walked into Gu Lin'an's room and found him playing King of Glory.
Chang Sheng thought to himself, "Brother An is really hardworking. He's talented and works so hard. If he doesn't win the FMVP, who will?"
He came to Gu Lin'an's side, peeked out, and saw the words Gu Lin'an had typed. The sky fell down.
What... what is Brother An doing?
This is outrageous! Is this some kind of attempt to hook up with a rich bachelor?
Brother An isn't exactly short of money, and this ID, "Soft and Cute Rabbit," what kind of good person would have this name?
He glanced at Gu Lin'an, then at his phone screen, glanced at Gu Lin'an again, then at his phone screen. Chang Sheng felt his faith was being challenged.
Brother An, I never expected you to be like this, so wickedly funny?
So what did I hold onto before? Did I just persist for a long time?
He felt that Gu Lin'an was now like a burly man who specifically lured teenagers online.
A flash of lightning struck Changsheng's mind, and he had a bold idea.
Could it be... that Brother An isn't actually making money anymore? Nobody's asking him to sell his goods, so he has to do this kind of thing just to still be able to treat them to meals and foot massages?
As he thought about it, Changsheng almost cried. "Brother An, I won't allow you to do this anymore. You've been too good to us."
Gu Lin'an was unaware of Changsheng's thoughts and looked at him with suspicion.
"Is there something on my face?"
Changsheng shook his snotty nose. "Stop it, Brother An. There are black guys all over the place outside."
"If they knew you did this kind of thing, they would tear you apart online."
Gu Lin'an slapped Changsheng on the head. Although he didn't know what Changsheng was thinking, it was definitely not a good thing.
So Gu Lin'an told Changsheng the whole story.
Changsheng's eyes widened like saucers. "Brother An, is this exciting?"
Gu Lin'an, the Dragon King, grinned and said, "The most exciting part is yet to come, just you wait."
He typed again: "Brother, you can eat as much mid lane as you want this game, as long as you can carry me."
White Tiger said, "[Okay, okay, as long as you guys don't cheat us, we'll definitely carry you.]"
[Is the fourth floor a girl?] The ID looks like a girl's, but Baihu knows that some people like to use girls' IDs to prank others.
Yes, yes, keep it up, brother!
【OK. 】
Whether she's a girl or not, just check her profile page.
Gu Lin'an played Daji this time. Changsheng always thought that this hero was a good match for Gu Lin'an because he was also a cunning old fox.
After clearing the middle lane, Gu Lin'an immediately ran to gank the opposing lane.
The quality of a 50-star game isn't that great; it's still quite easy to catch people at level 2.
Gu Lin'an typed: "[Brother, brother, go seduce him a little, let's coordinate a move.]"
Gu Lin'an crouched in the grass, and the white tiger had no reason not to seduce him.
Allen of the White Tiger took a few steps forward, and Arthur on the opposite side went over with his shield and silenced him.
Gu Lin'an emerged from the bushes, used his second skill to immobilize Arthur, and then used his first skill to unleash a shockwave that, combined with Allen's skills, instantly took down Old Arthur.
Gu Lin'an deliberately gave the kill to Baihu, then began to praise him: "Brother is so amazing! No wonder you're a top-tier sidelaner."
Chang Sheng watched Gu Lin'an type, and although he knew it was acting, he still felt disgusted by it.
Baihu, flattered by Gu Lin'an's praise, typed: 【Not at all.】
[Your technique, positioning, and awareness are all very impressive.]
"Hey."
Gu Lin'an found typing too troublesome, so he used voice commands and then converted them into text.
She spoke in a slightly coquettish tone, which made Changsheng nauseous.
"Brother An, you... I... you should just type it."
Gu Lin'an rolled her eyes at him, "What the hell do you know? Men are all susceptible to this. They respond to gentle persuasion but not force. You have to coax them."
In the next minute, Gu Lin'an helped the white tiger catch its prey three times, succeeding twice, and fed it until it was plump and healthy.
The fourth time, Gu Lin'an was ambushed by Xuan Ce on the other side while trying to ambush Old Arthur, and was killed instantly.
Chang Sheng asked in confusion, "Brother An, you clearly knew that the enemy Xuan Ce was waiting for you, so why did you still go up and feed?"
Gu Lin'an said, "This is called the 'silly beauty' persona, which arouses a man's protective instincts."
He typed again: [Sorry, I got tricked by the enemy Xuan Ce. It's mine.]
[The enemy Xuan Ce is targeting me, it's so annoying.]
"Brother Allen, please avenge me."
Upon hearing this, Baihu replied, "It's alright, I'll find an opportunity. Xuan Ce on the other side isn't even a match for me."
[I feel like they'll be camping me in the mid lane from now on, because I saw Xuan Ce and Arthur had couple badges at the beginning, so I might help him get revenge.]
Brother, please protect me.
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PS: This is a recap of the previous post.