Chapter 129: Feng Xiaobao is impartial and ruthless!
Chapter 129: Feng Xiaobao is impartial and ruthless!
Impartial, ruthless, heartless, the chief executioner of the Book Department, the most feared executioner, system 584.
At this moment, I have actually become the genius cub in the genius baby article!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Zhao Ruoming burst into laughter. If it weren't for the fact that a funeral was such a serious occasion and it wasn't appropriate to laugh out loud, she would have laughed at 584 just now.
584 had a pair of dead fish eyes and stared at Zhao Ruoming expressionlessly.
It just knows it! It just knows it!
It knew that it would be laughed at by the troublemaker Zhao Ruoming!
Zhao Ruoming laughed enough, then wiped away his tears and said, "What's wrong with you? I've heard of hiring child laborers to replace adults, but I've never heard of finding a system to pretend to be a child laborer. Is this a new side job you found for yourself?"
584 said: "Tell me first, how did you recognize me? Did 203 tell you?"
"A secret." Zhao Ruoming waved his hand. "You wouldn't understand even if I told you."
584The tilted head just now was exactly the same as the resurrected Madam Jiang in Jiang Cheng's memory, even the angle was the same. This kind of action like in a horror movie could only be performed by systems that were human for the first time.
It's a system, and it's a system that has seen her before.
Zhao Ruoming had only seen a few systems, and among them, only 203 and 584 addressed her as "you".
584 was speechless for a moment, but finally told the truth: "The department is short-staffed, so the director asked me to take over."
584's tone was very calm, but he actually felt quite resentful.
Do you think this is reasonable? If there is a shortage of manpower, you can't ask it to take over the shift!
It is a system specifically responsible for executions!
If the humans and systems it has executed in the Book-Traveling Department were piled up together, they would be able to poke a hole in the sky!
The minister's appointment is like asking a butcher to breastfeed a baby!
Zhao Ruoming asked in confusion: "You are the only system? Don't you need to bind to a host to play the role of this little boy?"
"It is of course against the rules for the system to directly play the role of the natives," 584 explained, "because no matter how the system imitates, it will never be exactly the same as a real human. It's okay for a short period of time, but over a long period of time, it will easily reveal flaws and cause turbulence in the worldview."
There was an example in a certain fairy world before. In order to save trouble, a certain system took over the host's body and practiced every day. As a result, it ascended from the foundation-building stage to the Mahayana stage in less than half a year. At the age of ten, it killed all the monsters in the secret realm.
In the end, the ten major sects worshipped this young genius - oh no, the child genius - as the Sword God. At the age of ten, his tablet was placed on the Bright Summit by all the major sects. When the main storyline was finished, not to mention the heroine, even the heroine's father was not born yet, and the plot was completely broken.
"But..." 584 changed the subject, "We are different. We are just filling in. When the child is three years old, we can return the identity to him and leave the job with honor. There will be no problem if we fill in for a short period of time."
What's more, children who are just over two years old can hardly have any rich emotional interactions with people. It is just right for the system to play this role, but it would be counterproductive for humans to play this role.
Zhao Ruoming keenly grasped the key point: "Three years old? That's right, the child is only two years old now - but I remember that there was no plot for this child before the age of three? Why are you leaving?"
584 was stunned: "Don't you know? The plot of Feng Baobao has been advanced."
Zhao Ruoming gasped: "The plot of Feng Baobao has been moved forward?"
584 nodded and said in surprise, "You didn't receive any notice? The filming schedule for the variety show "Lovely Baby Love" that Feng Baobao was going to film has been moved forward by half a year."
Zhao Ruoming almost vomited blood: "Ahead of schedule? Half a year?"
Half a year in advance, that means one month later?!
Jiang Shengnie wasn't so anxious even when he was taking aphrodisiacs!
584 seemed even more surprised than she was. "You didn't know? What does 203 do? It should be the first to catch something like this!"
Zhao Ruoming turned his ring.
203 said quickly: "Host, so far, there has been no online platform or real-life meetings, decisions, or plans involving this variety show."
584 was about to retort when 203 added, "The director and planner of this variety show, Du Ping, is currently filming a movie abroad that is doomed to fail. It is expected to take another three months to finish filming."
The director is still filming the movie, the planning proposal has not been produced yet, not even a single stroke of the pen has been put into practice.
How is it possible to start filming in a month?
584 frowned and said, "This is impossible. The Minister told us personally that the plot point of Feng Baobao's variety show will be advanced--"
Zhao Ruoming suddenly pressed the ring, interrupting 203 who was about to speak and 584 who was speaking.
Zhao Ruoming said: "Let's not talk about anything else for now. When you came to this world, were you alone? Did you come here alone as a system?"
584 was puzzled and said, "Of course. It's just playing a two-year-old child. Do you have to bring your family along?"
"So," Zhao Ruoming tried to phrase it as tactfully as possible, "Did your minister provide you with any 'help'?"
584 paused and asked suspiciously, "How do you know? The Minister did upgrade our system. He said that our system was full of knowledge about executions and was too outdated. So he personally reinstalled some things for us."
Zhao Ruoming's breathing became lighter: "What did he load for you?"
584 shook his head. "I don't know. After entering this world, all the things I carried disappeared. The Minister said that they have become one with me."
584 is a relatively old generation system. I don't know what new-age method the Minister used to make the newly installed parts integrate with it. But it doesn't care.
It just wanted to finish the work quickly, then roll back to the Book Department to continue being its executioner, enjoying the struggles of humans and the beautiful "beep" sound when the system was formatted.
Zhao Ruoming stroked the ring and said nothing.
584 doesn't care about the ways of the world, and has no concept of lying. What it said should be true.
No matter what, she had to be prepared.
Zhao Ruoming patted 584's head and said, "Alright, you do your task and I'll do mine. Let's go back first. If we continue talking, Feng Baobao will be worried."
584 said listlessly, "By the way, Feng Baobao named me Feng Xiaobao, you can call me by that name from now on."
Obviously, 584 was very dissatisfied with the blame that was forced upon it by the head of the Book Department, and adopted a passive resistance method.
Zhao Ruoming held back his laughter and picked up 584: "Okay, okay. Feng Xiaobao, little friend~ Shushu will take you to find your mother~"
584 It felt a chill - although it did not understand what the chill meant at the moment, it felt uncomfortable all over and was carried away by Zhao Ruoming.
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