latelenovela Chapter 344 The Recruitment Team Instantly Turns into a Circus
Chapter 344 The Recruitment Team Instantly Turns into a Circus
"It's so early in the morning, why don't you let people sleep?"
When Zhao Kongcheng was happily recruiting disciples, a big sleepy head popped out from the upstairs of the jar shop. His hair was messy and he looked grumpy, looking like a lazy big boy.
"Hehehe, sorry, Shaoming, you continue to sleep, we will try to keep the noise down."
Zhao Kongcheng quickly stood up and apologized repeatedly, but he showed no intention of stopping.
Fatty also echoed: "Brother Li, you can go to sleep. How about letting the ninth and tenth sisters sing you a lullaby?"
"I'm good at this." Zheng Zheng took out a guqin and placed it on the table. Her soft little hands gently stroked the strings, then she slowly raised her head and said, "Boss, just tell me what you want to hear. There's no song in the world that I can't play."
She spoke with great confidence, and she also had this confidence. She had a huge library of songs in her mind. As long as it was popular in the world, whether it was an exciting song, a soft and soothing song, or a sad or cheerful song, she had the confidence to play it.
Li Shaoming lost much of his sleepiness when he was woken up. After complaining about being in a bad mood, he instantly became interested when he heard Zheng Zheng say she wanted to play the guqin.
He leaned his hands flat on the windowsill, trying hard to think of what to listen to. After a while, he finally remembered what he wanted to listen to.
"Let's sing a song called Here Comes the Sun."
"What the hell?"
Zheng Zheng was confused again. She knew what the song was, "The Sun Came Out," but she was playing the guzheng.
"Um... handsome boss, can you please change the song, like the passionate "High Mountains and Flowing Water"?"
"No, I'm about to listen to 'The Sun Rises'. Don't you know how to play it?" Li Shaoming kept insisting, "If you can't play it, just tell me. No one will laugh at you."
"I don't know?" Zheng Zheng laughed. "The question handsome boss gave was too easy. My answer just now was just to make it more difficult. The sun is out, right? Look!"
"Come on, show it."
Upon hearing this, Zheng Zheng's tender little hands finally began to dance on the strings, and cheerful music came out from the strings, sometimes fast, sometimes slow, sometimes light, and sometimes soft.
A song called "The Sun Rises" was played from the guzheng, giving the music a different flavor.
Everyone in the place fell silent, some standing, some sitting on the ground, and some leaning against the wall, all eyes fixed on the girl playing the guzheng in front of the store.
At this moment, there is no huge crowd of people at a concert, but there is a sense of the daily life.
When the song ended, Zheng Zheng placed her hands flat on the strings, raised her head and gave Li Shaoming a look that seemed to say, "Well, there's no song in the world that can stump me."
Li Shaoming was indeed enjoying the music and clapped his hands: "Very good, today we have a piece of music called Guzheng, come and enjoy it."
"A song breaks one's heart. Where in the world can one find a soulmate? This is a musical skill. When the song ends, people disperse, their lives and souls disperse, leaving only the ancient music to linger in the world."
"Thank you, handsome boss, you're so generous. I love you." Zheng Zheng was really happy this time. Before she even opened the jar, she had already put a music attack skill into it. She wouldn't lose anything today.
"I want it too. Handsome brother, look at me and I will perform too."
"Damn, what a great opportunity! Why can't I play the guzheng? No...it seems like I can only play the erhu."
"Boss, look here. Let's have some fun early in the morning. Big brother, come and help lift the hammer."
"Don't want to do that?" Zhao Kongcheng saw that the man who said he wanted to break the stone was someone who had just joined the sect. He also saw that the man was 1.8 meters tall but weighed less than 90 kilograms, like a skeleton. He might be blown up to the sky if the wind blew. Playing this high-risk game of breaking stones, isn't it just to spit out a few kilograms of blood?
Pork Ribs patted his chest confidently and said, "Yes, to make the boss happy, I can break even diamonds, not to mention boulders."
Seeing this, Cao Yuan quickly went to hug the Bones Spirit and said, "Don't make a fuss. Big Brother will hammer you down once, and next year on this day, everyone in the sect will go to burn incense for you, the first one to leave the extended family."
"Fifth brother, trust me. I've practiced before and can definitely withstand a blow. For the future of the sect, I will put aside everything just to make the boss laugh, not for any reward."
"You have to believe me too. If Big Brother hammers you down, you'll really be gone."
"I'll go, if you want to discuss this, go to the side. I've been practicing this unique skill for sixty-eight years, swallowing a long sword alive, and today I finally have a place to use it. Boss, you watch me."
An old man with all his teeth fallen out, standing behind the Pork Ribs Spirit, took out a rusty sword from somewhere and stuffed it directly into his mouth until the tip of the sword pierced through his buttocks.
"See? This is my ultimate move. What's your chest-breaking stone-breaking move?"
"Fuck, uncle, you made me understand clearly that your uncle is still your uncle. No need to say anything. I surrender."
"Is the master okay? Do you want to go to the hospital and get the sword out first?"
"Poop? If you need to poop, shouldn't you go to the bathroom? Why go to the hospital?"
"Are you stupid? I'm not talking about what you think I am. Do you understand?"
When the group of people saw the old man's unique skills, none of them were dissatisfied and risked their lives. If they dared to say they were dissatisfied, they were really afraid that the old man would spit out another sword.
Li Shaoming upstairs couldn't help but stroke his forehead. The old man worked so hard, he would be sorry for not giving him a reward for this lost skill of spitting long swords. "Good performance! You can tell that the old man has been practicing for a long time. Do you think the old man can win a prize?"
"Yes, absolutely yes."
A unified voice came out from hundreds of people, and the sound was so loud that all the surrounding birds scattered.
"Okay." Li Shaoming waved his hand, and a ray of light filled with the breath of life flew into the old man's body. The old body instantly called forth the new year: "I give you twenty years of life. I hope you can continue to pass on your unique skills."
crazy!
Crazy!
Crazy, mad and with red eyes!
We are all mortals, and how many twenty years can we have in our lifetime? Now seeing that the old man's white hair is gradually turning black and the wrinkles on his face have decreased a lot, except for Zhao Kongcheng and others, everyone else has gone completely crazy.
"Handsome brother, please take a look at me. I don't know anything else but this one trick. Handsome brother, please open the door and let me in. I'll perform for you alone, okay?"
"Damn, I have goosebumps all over my body. Which goblin was trying to take advantage of me? Boss, don't look at the goblin, look at me. I also have an exclusive secret technique that I want to show you alone. Is that okay, boss?"
"A demon, a pervert, both of you, get down on your knees. Boss, look at this! I'm going to show you a truly lost skill: acting like a god."
Hundreds of people fought hard for the prizes, using all sorts of methods. The members of the Church of the Ancient God who were mixed in the crowd were even more ferocious in their performances.
Some were breathing fire, some were playing with water, and one even swung his companion next to him and used him as a nunchaku, playing with great vigor.
When Xia Simeng and her group arrived at the store, they were stunned. They thought they had walked into the wrong alley and entered a circus. It was not until they looked up and saw Li Shaoming throwing prizes from time to time that they realized they were not wrong.
Xia Simeng was instantly excited when she saw the prizes flying into the crowd.
"Everyone, go away. I have a unique skill, and that's painting. I'm presenting a picture of a phoenix eating rice to you all... enjoy it."