latelenovela Chapter 120 Sisters
Chapter 120 Sisters
Fatty Wang glanced at Wu Xie with a puzzled look. What could he say? According to the temperament of that old fox Wu Sanye, this was indeed possible, and he had dug up a big one.
"Ah Jiang, after we get out of here, let's go straight back to Hangzhou, shall we?" Wu Xie looked at Jiang Shen seriously and continued, "After Hangzhou, let's go to Changsha! If you can leave even a hair behind for my Third Uncle, it's all your fault!"
Jiang Shen: What's wrong with me? I can't do it? Your uncle messed with you, what does it have to do with me?
Meat-loving dog: [Naivety is over, men can't say no! From the age of ninety-nine to the age of just learning to walk, no one can accept being told no by others!]
A little foodie who loves soup: [A man who wants to be strong all his life, right?]
"Ouch!" Jiang Shen twisted Wu Xie's ears.
"Wu Xiaogou, who are you talking about?" Jiang Shen grabbed Wu Xie's ear with his index finger and thumb. "Believe it or not, I'll let you be sisters with Huo Xiuxiu from the Huo family?"
As Jiang Shen spoke, a strange-looking knife suddenly appeared in his hand.
Hei Xia Zi looked at the knife in Jiang Shen's hand and swallowed. He didn't know whether to persuade him or to fan the flames. If he persuaded him, he really wanted to see Wu Xiaogou suffer. If he fanned the flames, if Jiang Shen really castrated Wu Xie, he would be hunted for the rest of his life, right?
"Ah Jiang, why does this thing in your hand look so familiar to me? It seems to be something used by rural pig castrations, right?" Fatty Wang looked at the thing Jiang Shen took out, and his vision went dark again and again. He was so naive, why didn't he think before he spoke? Fatty Wang had no recollection that he was the last person to speak without thinking.
"Yes! My boss and I went to inspect a breeding base in the suburbs before. I happened to see the breeders castrating pigs, so I asked for their advice. Oh, and I even tried it myself! They praised me for my talent! Don't worry, Wu Xie, I'm very quick. I'll be over it in the blink of an eye." Jiang Shen was eager to try.
Wu Xie looked at Jiang Shen's expression and felt a little panicked: "Ah Jiang, are you kidding me?"
Jiang Shen: "Do you think I'm joking?"
Wu Xie: ...Is it really true that I can’t escape this disaster today?
"Okay, I'm kidding!" Jiang Shen rolled his eyes at Wu Xie, "Use your brain next time you speak. You're easily offending people this way. Also, men can't say no!"
Jiang Shen said the following sentence almost with gritted teeth.
After hearing Jiang Shen's words, Fatty Wang and Hei Xiazi frantically suppressed their twitching mouth corners, fearing that they would be punished. When the young man heard this, the corners of his mouth curled up.
"But, speaking of which, the person in the Ming Dynasty official uniform in the middle of the model couldn't be Wang Canghai?" Wu Xie looked at the mummy in the middle of the model and said,
"No," Jiang Shen said calmly, "If this tomb was Wang Canghai's final burial place, he wouldn't have not prepared a coffin for himself. Moreover, when we passed the coffin of the twelve-armed female corpse, it was obvious that she was not a Han Chinese. What normal Feng Shui master would keep a woman of a foreign race in the coffin in his tomb? He is not crazy, is he?"
"That seems to be true," Fatty Wang touched his chin.
"That's enough for this time, let's get ready to go out," Jiang Shen said as he took out the diving suit from the space.
"What? Is this the end?" Wu Xie was a little surprised.
"How many more tombs do you want to enter?" Jiang Shen asked. "Don't you have some idea of your own physical condition? The tombs next to these are full of sea monkeys and forbidden women. Do you really want to watch me blast them with RPGs? Will you reimburse me for the RPGs?"
When Wu Xie heard about reimbursement, he quickly shut his mouth. How could he, a poor guy, dare to ask for reimbursement?
Jiulou: [The only thing that can shut a poor guy up is money. If he doesn't shut up, it proves that the amount of money is not big enough.]
Wendy~Hehe: [That's right, Wu Xie is really poor! He can't even afford to buy a bazooka. Unlike my family, we have all the stuff we need!]
Yu Fan, who likes dragon raptors: [Apart from anything else, anyone who can appear in our livestream is either worth over 10 billion or a major figure in a certain area! Things like Versailles have no meaning in our livestream.]
"Then let's quickly change into our equipment," Fatty Wang said quickly, "If... uh..."
Before Fatty Wang could finish his words, Wu Xie covered his mouth tightly. "Fatty, don't you know what's wrong with your bad mouth? You're still talking nonsense!"
The extraordinary Black Knight Lei: [Isn't the way Xiao Tianzhen covers his mouth a bit too crude? He's almost made me roll my eyes. If he keeps covering it any longer, I'm afraid he'll suffocate to death!]
"Wu Xie, let go quickly, otherwise the first life you take will be your brother's," Jiang Shen said hurriedly. The protagonists can't die! Otherwise, his points will be gone!
Wu Xie quickly pulled his hand back and said awkwardly, "I'm inexperienced this first time, so I'll be more careful next time."
Fatty Wang finally managed to calm down and said through gritted teeth, "Tian Zhen, you almost suffocated me to death, do you want to do this again? Do you know that I almost went to see my grandmother just now?"
"Let's talk outside first. The sea monkeys in the tombs next door are moving. I don't know if they can break through the wall. But the most urgent thing is to get out first!" Jiang Shen said, and quickly put on his equipment and carried the RPG on his shoulder.
When everyone heard this, they quickly put on their equipment.
Jiang Shen looked at the people who were ready, and led them directly to a corner of the tomb. He fired the RPG at another corner of the tomb.
After the RPG was launched, Jiang Shen grabbed Wu Xie with one hand and Fatty Wang with the other. Hei Xia Zi had hugged Jiang Shen's waist at some point, and the young man reached out and grabbed Hei Xia Zi's feet.
When everyone was washed out of the tomb by the impact of the sea water, Wu Xie and Fatty Wang were still separated due to the huge impact of the sea water.
Jiang Shen had just come out of the underwater tomb and had no time to catch his breath when he saw large clumps of black hair rushing towards Wu Xie.
After several talismans appeared at Jiang Shen's fingertips and flew towards the forbidden woman in the sea, Jiang Shen directly pulled Wu Xie to swim towards the nearest shore.
Hei Xia Zi and the little brother pulled Fatty Wang, Jiang Shen pulled Wu Xie, and the five of them finally reached the shore before sunset.
"I'm tired!" Jiang Shensheng collapsed on the beach helplessly. God knows how tiring it was for him to swim in the sea with someone who was much taller than him!
"I have a question now~" Wu Xie's weak voice sounded, "How should we get back?"
Everyone:...
"Wait, do you think that's Aning?" Fatty Wang suddenly sat up and pointed at the motorboat on the sea.
Jiang Shen stood up from the ground when he heard it, "Be more confident, and drop the "yes"! It's that woman!"
Jiang Shen just finished speaking, holding his waist and screaming: "Ah! My waist~"
Black Fat Bottle Evil: ...
Ye Yu: [Congratulations to the host for achieving the feat of being the only one injured!]
Jiang Shen: [000, get him out! Get this gloating guy out!]
Live Room Administrator 000: [Host, we don't have the authority to kick people out! Not even Erpang has that authority, let alone us.]
Jiang Shen: [Mute him! Mute him for me!]
Erpang: [Brother Jiang, calm down! You can only ban him for an hour at most. What difference does it make whether you ban him or not?]
Jiang Shen: [So provoking me is like kicking cotton?]
Live Room Administrator 000: [Uh... maybe this is the correct interpretation, right?]
Jiang Shen: If you are tired, destroy it!
Finally, Hei Xia Zi and Wang Pang Zi helped Jiang Shen onto the folding bed he had opened. Hei Xia Zi rubbed the safflower oil to warm it up and helped Jiang Shen massage his waist.
"Jiang Jiang! I have to charge you!" Hei Xiazi said while rubbing it.
Jiang Shen counted out ten Mao Zedong notes and stuffed them into Hei Xia Zi's hand. "Shut your mouth!"
Black Blind: "Okay!"
"It's so easy to make money!" Wu Xie looked at Hei Xia Zi's quick movements to collect the money, and was so envious that his teeth were almost broken.
"Go back and raid your uncle's small treasury. After raiding, I guarantee you'll be richer than Hei Xiazi!" Jiang Shen finally recovered.
Hei Xiazi: "No, Jiang Jiang, do I look like a mean person? Why do you always use me as a control group?"
"Brother is the patriarch of the Zhang family. Although he seems to be a lone patriarch now, the Zhang family's accumulation of thousands of years is still enough to crush all of us here. As for the fat man, although he is not that rich, at least he is not as debt-ridden as you. As for Wu Xie, can he still dig up the bottom of his third uncle's small treasury? What do you have? A pile of debts?" Jiang Shen said, "When you get your eyes treated, you will owe me a bigger sum!"
Hei Xia Zi: I suddenly feel that there is no future for my life~
Young man: I was offended.