Chapter 84, 9th Lifetime: The Mad Doctor and Poison Master Confronts the Illusionary Dream Pavilion,
Chapter 84, 9th Lifetime: The Mad Doctor and Poison Master Confronts the Illusionary Dream Pavilion,
Chapter 84 The Mad Doctor and Poison Master Confronts the Illusionary Dream Pavilion, Destroying the Entire Scene with Relish
After they thrashed those mysterious men so badly they were crying for their parents and running away in a panic, Qingfeng Village was bustling with activity, like a wild carnival. The bonfire crackled and popped, its light illuminating everyone's excited faces.
Everyone sat together, each with a roasted rabbit, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, sizzling with oil. They devoured the food while vividly recounting the battle of that day. Laughter and shouts mingled together, as if trying to pierce the clouds and turn the entire village upside down.
But our Luoqing Porcelain knows perfectly well that this seemingly peaceful world is actually like a super trouble-making factory that never goes out. This victory is just a brief calm before the storm, and who knows when another headache-inducing thing will pop up.
Sure enough, the peaceful days didn't last long. A skinny old man, as thin as a stick, came to the village and shamelessly called himself a "know-it-all".
The moment this little old man appeared, he looked as if he had jumped straight out of a comedy comic, exuding a comical charm. With a pointed mouth and monkey-like cheeks, his small eyes darted around like they were powered by tiny motors, making him look exactly like a mischievous little mouse.
He was seriously waving a tattered fan in his hand, the words on the fan surface were scattered and broken, leaving only a few crooked strokes, and it was hard to tell what he was so proud of.
He swaggered into the hall, and with a hoarse voice, he shouted, "I've heard that Miss Luo's fame resounds throughout the martial arts world. Today, I've come to deliver some top-secret information that will make your jaw drop!"
Luo Qingci raised an eyebrow, looking the strange old man who had suddenly appeared up and down, thinking to herself: "This old man looks sneaky, like a cat caught stealing fish. I wonder what kind of bad ideas he has up his sleeve. Let's see what he can come up with."
"If anyone dares to try and fool me, I'll show them what I'm capable of, and I guarantee they'll regret ever being born."
But she remained expressionless, a faint smile playing on her lips, making her look exactly like a little fox full of mischievous ideas.
She leaned back lazily in her chair, her arms elegantly crossed over her chest, her posture incredibly carefree and relaxed: "Oh? What information? Tell me. If it's not interesting, don't blame me for being impolite and sending you away directly. I might even throw you out to feed the mosquitoes, so you can experience what it's like to be swarmed by mosquitoes."
Upon hearing this, the old man's eyes widened instantly, becoming as big as copper bells and shining so brightly they could be used as light bulbs.
He deliberately kept her in suspense, sneaking up to Luo Qingci and whispering mysteriously, "A mysterious organization called 'Illusory Dream Pavilion' has quietly emerged in the martial arts world. Just from the name, you can tell it's not simple, right?"
They were like a group of mad treasure hunters, searching the world for rare and precious artifacts. Rumor has it that they recently obtained an ancient artifact, an extraordinary one, said to possess the power to change the very fabric of the world!
Now, they've set their sights on the thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum in the back mountains of Qingfeng Village. That Ganoderma lucidum is a key ingredient in your medicinal formulas, isn't it? If they steal it, all your miraculous medicines will be useless! What will you use to continue dominating the martial world and striking fear into the hearts of those small fry then?
Upon hearing this, Luo Qingci's smiling eyes instantly turned sharp as knives, as if they could pierce through the old man's mind. Her anger flared even more: "Dare to covet my Qingfeng Village? This 'Illusionary Dream Pavilion' is tired of living, isn't it? Do they think I'm a pushover? Don't they even know my name, Luo Qingci? In this martial world, no one has ever dared to act so arrogantly in front of me!"
But a mocking smile appeared on her face, a smile full of sarcasm, as if to say, "You're not qualified to jump around in front of me": "Them? They should find a scale to weigh their own weight."
Old man, if your information is wrong, don't blame me for throwing you out to feed the dogs, so you can experience what it's like to be chased and bitten by a pack of vicious dogs! I might even have to throw you in a dog kennel for the night to sober you up and teach you a lesson.
The old man trembled in fright, nearly dropping the tattered fan in his hand. He quickly waved his hand, his face wrinkled so much it looked like a walnut: "It's absolutely true, how could I dare to lie to you! I wouldn't dare even if you gave me ten lives!"
If I'm lying, may I be bitten by mosquitoes every day, and they'll bite the places I can't reach no matter how much I scratch, making me itch so badly I want to scream!
Just as they finished getting rid of the old man, Luo Qingsen burst in like a whirlwind, shouting as he ran: "Hey girl, have you heard? The people from 'Illusionary Dream Pavilion' are incredibly arrogant! They're spreading rumors that they'll raze our village to the ground, and they even say you're all talk and no action!"
They even had the audacity to say they wanted to capture everyone from Qingfeng Village and use them as free laborers! They even wanted to turn our village into their warehouse to store the loot they'd stolen! This is practically defecating on our necks!
Luo Qingci's lips twitched violently, and the anger in her heart suddenly flared up, burning fiercely like a supervolcano about to erupt, with lava almost overflowing: "Fine, they won't come looking for me, I was planning to go looking for them!"
"Since they're so arrogant, let them know why flowers are so red, let them witness my power! I'll make sure they know the consequence of offending me, Luoqing Porcelain: they'll be repeatedly rubbed into the ground, then thrown into the eighteenth level of hell to be reforged, leaving not even ashes behind!"
A few days later, the "Illusory Dream Pavilion" group arrived at Qingfeng Village in a grand procession. The leader was a woman in a purple robe. The fabric of the robe looked quite expensive, but it looked awkward on her. She looked like a child who had stolen an adult's clothes but thought she was as beautiful as a fairy.
Her face was indeed stunningly beautiful, but her expression was as cold as a thousand-year-old iceberg. Her eyes were full of arrogance, her nostrils were almost pointing to the sky, she walked with a swagger, and her tail was practically wagging in the air, as if the whole world had to revolve around her.
Behind him followed a group of oddly dressed henchmen, each one a strange and deformed figure, their arrogant expressions suggesting they had already conquered the martial arts world. They swayed their heads and looked like a group of ducklings that had just learned to walk and were still unsteady on their feet, which was quite comical.
The woman glanced around, her nostrils practically pointing to the sky, and said in a shrill voice, "Luo Qingci, if you know what's good for you, hand over the Ganoderma lucidum right now, or your lousy village will be doomed!"
With a single command, I can raze this place to the ground, leaving you nowhere to even stand! Then you'll be left starving, possibly chased by wild dogs, becoming the laughingstock of the martial world!
Luo Qingci leaped down from the roof with a "whoosh," her movements clean and swift, much like an agile black panther, landing steadily in front of everyone.
A half-smile played on her lips, a smile that concealed boundless confidence and disdain: "Want some Ganoderma lucidum? Let's see if you have the ability! With your rabble, you think you can take my things? It's like a toad trying to eat swan meat, a pipe dream!"
"I see you don't know that Lord Ma has three eyes! Don't you know who I am? In this martial world, I've never been afraid of anyone! If you manage to take the Ganoderma lucidum today, I'll change my name!"
The words had barely left her lips when the members of "Illusory Dream Pavilion" swarmed around her like a pack of hungry wolves. Luo Qingci's figure flashed, weaving through the crowd like a ghost, her speed dazzling, leaving only afterimages, as if she could teleport.
The silver needles in his hand gleamed coldly, and in the blink of an eye, several henchmen were struck and fell to the ground, howling in pain. They cried out, "Oh my god, what is this thing? It hurts so much! I'm never coming here again!"
Anyone who comes here is a terrible wretch! I'm going home and telling my family I'd never dare mess with that lady again! If they do, I'll be a little dog, woof woof woof, and my owner will chase me around with a broom every day!
Upon seeing this, the woman in the purple robe raised her eyebrows and turned bright red with anger, like a ripe tomato, as if she were about to explode at any moment.
She let out a sharp cry, her hands rapidly forming hand seals. The movements looked flashy, but were actually full of flaws, like a child flailing about aimlessly. Instantly, a mist rose around them, within which phantom figures flickered, attempting to confuse the crowd.
Luo Qingci was startled: "This vixen has some skills, but she's still too green to bewitch me! With such petty tricks, she thinks she can show off her skills in front of me? Doesn't she know who I am! I am Luo Qingci, a master of both medicine and poison!"
Having roamed the world for so many years, I've seen all sorts of monsters and demons. Her tricks are nothing compared to mine. Today, I'll show her why flowers are so red!
She took a deep breath, circulated her inner energy, and a resolute glint flashed in her eyes, as if to say, "I will never lose, you will all be defeated by me." She suddenly shouted, and the silver needles in her hand shot out like a storm, piercing directly through the mist.
The woman in purple robes couldn't dodge in time, and her arm was slashed, blood instantly seeping out. She was both shocked and furious, her voice trembling: "You...you dare to hurt me! Do you know who I am? I am the Left Protector of the Illusionary Dream Pavilion! Just wait for our Pavilion Master to deal with you! When he comes, you're dead!"
Not to be outdone, Aomori charged forward, brandishing his greatsword. He wielded the sword with such force that each strike seemed to cleave the air with a whooshing sound.
As he chopped, he shouted, "Don't be afraid, little sister, with your big brother here, watch me chop them all into mincemeat and avenge you! Today I'm going to beat them so badly that even their own mothers wouldn't recognize them, and let them know that Qingfeng Village is not to be trifled with!"
I'm going to break all their legs, then we'll see how arrogant they still are! From now on, they'll only be able to crawl, like worms!
He looked just like a brave warrior, ready to wipe out all the enemies. The henchmen of "Illusionary Dream Pavilion" were so frightened that they retreated one after another. Several of them were so scared that they collapsed to the ground, their faces pale and trembling.
Under the combined attack of the crowd, "Dream Pavilion" gradually showed signs of defeat. Seeing that the situation was not good, the woman in purple robes turned around and tried to run away. Her disheveled appearance was just like that of a defeated dog, and she ran faster than a rabbit.
However, he was trapped by the trap set by Luo Qingci beforehand. He slipped and fell flat on his face, getting a mouthful of mud. His face and body were covered in mud, and his once beautiful face now looked ridiculous. His hair was a mess, and he looked like a madman.
Luo Qingci stepped forward, looking down at her with a victor's smile, a smile full of mockery: "Now you know how powerful you are? Tell me, who gave you the audacity to provoke my Qingfeng Village?"
"If you don't tell the truth, I'll treat you to my 'secret recipe,' guaranteeing you'll wish you were dead. I'll show you what true suffering is, and make you regret ever being born."
The woman in purple gritted her teeth, her face full of resentment, still stubbornly arguing: "Hmph, don't be so smug, our sect leader won't let you get away with this! He'll avenge me! Once our sect leader arrives, you're finished! He's a renowned expert in the martial world, just wait and see how he deals with you!"
Luo Qingci sneered, laughing so hard she almost fell over, as if she had heard the biggest joke in the world: "Then let him bring it on, I want to see how capable he is! I'll wait here and see what he can do to me!"
"Am I afraid of him? I bet if he came, I'd beat him to a pulp! He'd probably be begging for mercy, begging me to kowtow and apologize!"
After saying that, he waved his hand and ordered everyone from "Dream Pavilion" to be taken into the dungeon. He didn't forget to tease them, saying, "You guys just stay here. Maybe if I'm in a good mood later, I can send you some 'special' food that I guarantee you'll never forget!"
For example, my 'Itchy Powder Rice' with my special seasoning will make you feel uncomfortable all over, but you can't scratch it, so you can only feel anxious!
After this battle, Qingfeng Village's reputation soared even higher. Luo Qingci stood in front of the village, gazing into the distance, her heart filled with boundless pride: "In this martial world, anyone who dares to provoke me again will have to think twice before giving in! If they come again next time, I won't let them off so easily!"
One by one, I'll deal with them; two by two, I'll deal with them both; a whole bunch of them, I'll wipe them all out and show them why flowers are so red! The title "Crazy Doctor and Poisoner" isn't for nothing! From now on, if anyone dares to be arrogant in front of me again, I'll teach them what despair truly means!
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