I was a conman in the Ming Dynasty.

Chapter 651 I Don't Want to Wake Up

Chapter 651 I Don't Want to Wake Up

Gao Guiying said helplessly, "Uncle, stop messing around! We are from different realms, so we can't do that kind of thing! It will damage your yang energy!"

Wang Wenzhou hugged Gao Guiying and kissed her, saying with a smile, "Little Lanlan, it's alright. Dying under the peony is still romantic. Uncle can still sleep with you. Even if Uncle dies after sleeping with you, Uncle will be willing."

Gao Guiying was on the verge of tears. Wang Wenzhou, that lecherous scoundrel, was not even afraid of death when it came to sleeping with girls!

Gao Guiying quickly changed the subject and asked, "Uncle, you still haven't told me why you gave my sister five million taels of silver!"

"Sigh..." Wang Wenzhou sighed and muttered, "Of course, besides the fact that Uncle loves you, there's another reason: that bastard Zhu Youjian is such an ingrate! I'm risking my life for him, and he's always on guard against me, afraid that I'll rebel against him one day!"

Wang Wenzhou scoffed, "What's so great about being a lousy emperor? Zhu Youjian may have had three palaces and six courtyards, but could he happily sleep with girls? No! And when I slept with his imperial concubines and empress, he turned a blind eye!"

"Huh?" Gao Guiying was very surprised. She knew Wang Ying's identity. Could it be that she had slept with the current empress, Wang Wenzhou?

Wang Wenzhou curled his lip and sneered, "The staff hospital and a man like that, do they even have the nerve to be human? The more you gain, the more you lose. Being an emperor is good, you can decide the life and death of many people with a single word. But what does that matter to me? I may not be an emperor, but with a single word from me, I can still kill many people!"

Gao Guiying frowned. What man in the world wouldn't want to be emperor? She really couldn't understand the world of Wang Wenzhou, this lecherous man.

Wang Wenzhou continued, "Little Lanlan, actually I can tell fortunes. I've predicted that Zhu Youjian will definitely be a ruler who brings about the downfall of his country, and the one who will replace him is our brother-in-law! Now that our brother-in-law is in dire straits, it's the perfect time to offer him help."

"Huh?" Gao Guiying was incredulous. She felt that Wang Wenzhou was drunk and starting to talk nonsense. Even when her father, Gao Yingxiang, was at his most powerful, he could not threaten the foundation of the court. After Gao Yingxiang was tricked to death by Wang Wenzhou, the rebel army weakened. Moreover, according to Wang Wenzhou, her husband, Li Zicheng, had also been defeated. So how could Li Zicheng still take over?

Gao Guiying asked, "Uncle, are you really going to give my sister five million taels?"

Wang Wenzhou said with a smile, "Of course! I've explained so much to you, and you still don't believe me? My little Lanlan, after you passed away, I swore that I would never lie to you again! Don't worry, I won't lie to you!"

"Oh!" Gao Guiying nodded. After thinking for a moment, she understood. Wang Wenzhou was funding Li Zicheng to share his burden. With Li Zicheng around, the Ming army wouldn't attack Hanshan, allowing Wang Wenzhou to remain a local tyrant in Hanshan.

"Uncle, please don't do this!" Gao Guiying's face changed. Wang Wenzhou, that lecherous bastard, was getting increasingly outrageous!

"Little Lanlan!" Wang Wenzhou hugged Gao Guiying, crying and kissing her.

After the kiss, Wang Wenzhou was in tears again.

"Sigh..." Gao Guiying sighed. She now understood why her younger sister had fallen in love with Wang Wenzhou, that lecherous man. To be fair, aside from his lust, Wang Wenzhou was genuinely devoted to her sister.

Wang Wenzhou said with deep emotion, "Little Lanlan, I know you're not a ghost!"

Gao Guiying was immediately filled with shame and wanted to disappear. "Wang Wenzhou, you've gone too far! You know perfectly well that I'm not Lan'er, yet you treat me like this. You're clearly trying to take advantage of me!"

At this moment, Gao Guilan was still sitting on Wang Wenzhou's lap. She tried to stand up, but Wang Wenzhou held her tightly and wouldn't let go.

Wang Wenzhou kissed Gao Guiying and said earnestly, "I know I'm dreaming. Actually, I've dreamed about you often since you died."

"You have no idea, every time I dream about you, I don't want to wake up! Because every time I wake up, I feel so sad!" Wang Wenzhou was not lying this time. Some people only learn to cherish something after they have lost it.

Wang Wenzhou said aggrievedly, "Xiao Lanlan, you know I have a lot of babies. But they're all little bitches! For example, that night, I dreamt about you, and I called your name in the dream. Then, Ruru slapped me awake!"

"That little bitch Ru Ru is so wicked! After she woke me up, she asked me as if nothing had happened, 'What sweet dream are you having? You were even laughing in your sleep!'" Wang Wenzhou said resentfully, "Xiao Lanlan, you know, how could I dare to tell Ru Ru the truth at a time like this?"

Wang Wenzhou wiped away his tears and continued, "All I can tell her is that I dreamed about her!"

Gao Guiying shook her head with a wry smile. That lecherous Wang Wenzhou, so full of himself! This is what they call sleeping in the same bed but dreaming different dreams. Don't think Liu Ru is unhappy; anyone would be. You're holding someone while you sleep, but you dream of other girls, calling out their names—is that acceptable?

"Alright! Stop crying!" Gao Guiying quickly advised, afraid that Wang Wenzhou would make his babies cry.

Wang Wenzhou nodded, then hugged Gao Guiying and kissed her.

After the kiss, Wang Wenzhou began to undress Gao Guiying.

Gao Guiying was terrified and struggled to say, "Uncle, please don't do this!"

Wang Wenzhou said with a smile, "Little Lanlan, do you really not love me anymore? It's just a nap, be good, don't make a fuss!"

"Slap!" Gao Guiying pushed Wang Wenzhou away forcefully, stood up, and slapped him across the face.

Gao Guiying pointed at Wang Wenzhou and scolded him, "Wang Wenzhou, open your dog eyes and see clearly! I am not Gao Guilan, I am Lan'er's older sister, Gao Guiying!"

Wang Wenzhou really thought he was dreaming. He smiled and said, "Little Lanlan, I know. This afternoon, your sister was wearing your clothes, and I was stunned! But that's because I love you!"

Wang Wenzhou said aggrievedly, "You and your sister look alike. The more I look at your sister, the more I miss you! I really don't want to sleep with your sister, I just want to sleep with you!"

"Pah!" Gao Guiying scolded, "You lecherous bastard!"

"Little Lanlan, don't be angry!" Wang Wenzhou smiled slightly, rushed over, and continued to tear at Gao Guiying's clothes.

Between a man and a woman, what problem can't be solved with one round of sex? If there is, then let's have another round!

Wang Wenzhou felt that this statement was absolutely correct! It was definitely a golden rule summarized by his predecessors. He knew that if his little Lanlan baby got angry, he would have to win her over even in his dreams!

Gao Guiying was immediately embarrassed. She wanted to scream, but she was afraid of waking Wang Wenzhou's baby. She wanted to hit Wang Wenzhou, but she couldn't bring herself to do it. After all, Wang Wenzhou was drunk. Although he was lecherous, she now understood that he was sincere towards her sister.

Gao Guiying couldn't bring herself to do it, but Wang Wenzhou could; he tore Gao Guiying's clothes to shreds in a few swift movements...