I was a conman in the Ming Dynasty.

Chapter 531 Your name



Chapter 531 Your name

Chapter 531 Your Name

Wang Wenzhou kissed her and sucked the poisoned wine from Liu Hanxue's mouth.

Feeling her enemy swallowing small sips, Liu Hanxue quickly swallowed the poisoned wine as well. Suddenly, she felt a pang of reluctance for Wang Wenzhou to die.

Although my nemesis is a womanizer, he treats each of his women exceptionally well. Today, she was being unreasonable, demanding that he marry her. But he agreed without hesitation, even promising that once he got out of prison, he would marry her in a grand and glorious ceremony.

Wang Wenzhou smiled slightly. "The baby is so cute today! He's even learned how to tease me."

“Baby, baby, you’re being naughty! Why did you let me drink so little? I want to drink more!” Wang Wenzhou said with a smile.

"Drink your sister! Drink, drink, drink! All you do all day is drink and sleep with girls! Get off me!" Liu Hanxue suddenly flew into a rage and angrily pushed Wang Wenzhou off her.

What the hell? What the hell happened now? Wang Wenzhou was completely dumbfounded. My goodness, I knew you were on your period and in a bad mood, and I'd already gone to great lengths to appease you. Besides, things were going so well, and now she's upset? This doesn't make sense! I didn't secretly rip off the Durex, so why is she so angry?

"Why are you angry again, baby? What did I do wrong? Please tell me, baby, I will definitely change! Really! Listen to me, baby, and be a good man!" Wang Wenzhou quickly and carefully apologized.

"Sigh..." Liu Hanxue sighed. Even though her husband was a scoundrel who brought ruin to the country, to his wives and concubines, he was truly a good man. If it were any other man, and his concubines dared to act like that, they would have slapped him across the face long ago. What kind of man apologizes to a woman?

"Husband, why are you so good to me?" Liu Hanxue looked at Wang Wenzhou with tears in her eyes.

Damn it! From now on, when my babies get their periods, I'll get as far away as possible. I have so many babies, they can't all get their periods at the same time.

Wang Wenzhou quickly hugged Liu Hanxue and said tenderly, "Baby, I'm your man. I've slept with you, so of course I have to treat you well! Besides, I love you so much, if I don't treat you well, I'll feel terrible myself."

"My husband!" Liu Hanxue was moved to tears.

"Good girl, baby." Wang Wenzhou quickly kissed Liu Hanxue.

Liu Hanxue wiped away her tears and said softly, "I'm sorry! The wine was poisoned."

"Baby, stop fooling around!" Wang Wenzhou said with a smile. "I know I sometimes get drunk and act crazy. Don't worry, baby, I'll try to drink less in the future. Don't be angry, today is our big day. I know you've been wronged. Don't be angry with Ruru, she's had a hard time too. She's actually just like you, loyal to the emperor and patriotic, she only did this to save me."

"There really is poison in the wine!" Liu Hanxue said, and a trickle of blood slowly oozed from the corner of her mouth.

Actually, when she first mentioned the poison in the wine, she already felt unwell. She knew the poison was taking effect, and she realized how painful poisoning could be. She didn't want Wang Wenzhou to die in such agony. The thought that if Wang Wenzhou died in such pain, she would suffer even more.

"Death brings emptiness, but my sorrow is that I cannot see the unification of the land." Liu Hanxue thought to herself, she was just a woman, and having a loving husband was enough. Now she had that, what more could she ask for? Oh wait! What more could she ask for—loyalty to the emperor and patriotism? What wife would poison a husband who loved and cherished her?

Okay, there really is one, but that person is Pan Jinlian, who is despised throughout the ages.

"Ah!" Wang Wenzhou also felt a sharp pain in his abdomen at this moment.

Although Liu Hanxue didn't make Wang Wenzhou drink much of the poisoned wine, he still drank some. Now Wang Wenzhou understood why Bao Bao hadn't given him the wine. It turned out Bao Bao was constantly worried about whether the poison would kill him.

Wang Wenzhou was furious. "Damn it! I've slept with you for so long, even when you were on your period, I tried my best to sleep with you, but you're such an ungrateful wretch who can't sleep well! You actually tried to poison me, to kill me!"

But upon further reflection, this adorable baby ultimately had no choice but to drink the poisoned wine herself instead of feeding it to him.

“Baby, who exactly wants to kill me?” Wang Wenzhou asked fiercely.

Liu Hanxue gently shook her head. The letter she received was written by her own father. If her enemies knew about it, they would surely kill her father. Liu Hanxue did not want to bring trouble upon her father.

"Husband, I'm sorry!" Liu Hanxue quickly apologized.

"Baby!" Wang Wenzhou, enduring the cramping pain in his abdomen, said angrily, "I love you, I cherish you, why did you have to do this to yourself? Was it Zhu Youjian?"

Liu Hanxue shook her head. In truth, she didn't know whether it was the Emperor's decree.

"Pfft..." Liu Hanxue spat out a mouthful of poisonous blood. Tears streamed down her face as she softly said, "I'm sorry! My husband, I want to..."

"Damn it! Not again!" Wang Wenzhou cursed inwardly. "God, this is too much! Ever since that ugly girl said that before she died, you keep making my baby say it! Actually, I quite like hearing that, because saying it means my baby loves me. But after saying it, my baby dies!"

"Stop talking! Baby, I love you!" Wang Wenzhou quickly hugged Liu Hanxue.

My dear, you have such a sweet tongue. You probably can't even remember how many girls you've said "I love you" to. Even so, people just love hearing it. Wouldn't it be wonderful to hear you say "I love you" all the time?

"Pfft!" Liu Hanxue burst into laughter through her tears and asked slowly, "I want to know, why have you always called me 'Baby' instead of calling Liu Rushi and the others by their names?"

"Um..." Wang Wenzhou scratched his head awkwardly. "Baby, this really isn't my fault. When I first met you, there were already a bunch of babies. Too many babies can be confusing."

For example, that day, when I was holding Ruru happily, suddenly, I said with deep affection, "Lazy Blue, Lazy Blue, I love you."

As for the consequences, they were, of course, a resounding slap in the face.

For example, the other day, my son was holding Lazy Blue and looking at the stars. Pointing to the stars in the sky, he said tenderly, "Ruru, on such a beautiful day, shouldn't we let the bright moon and stars witness our love?"

As a result, it's easy to imagine that, let alone playing the game of "Moonlight Battle," Lazy Blue kept a long face and didn't give the young master a kind look until the next day.

Finally, the young master came up with a good idea: instead of calling the babies by their names, everyone would just call them "baby." That way, even if they sometimes got it wrong—for example, holding Ruru in his arms while thinking of Lanlan—it wouldn't ruin the loving atmosphere.

"Hey, baby! Baby sounds better! In my heart, you are priceless!" Wang Wenzhou wouldn't tell Liu Hanxue the truth, otherwise, the girl would die with her eyes wide open in disbelief!

"Pfft..." Liu Hanxue spat out a mouthful of blood and said plaintively, "Husband, you have so many babies, and you call them all 'baby.' Can you call me by my name today?"

"Um..." This is awkward! Wang Wenzhou immediately wished he could slap himself a few times. Although he had slept with Liu Hanxue for so long, he had no idea what Liu Hanxue's name was!


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