latelenovela Chapter 183 Go to hell!
Chapter 183 Go to hell!
Chapter 183 Go to hell!
Sheng Lan was so moved that she burst into tears. The adults were so kind to her. She hugged Wang Wenzhou tightly and rested her head on his chest.
"Lazy Blue, be good, don't cry!" Wang Wenzhou looked up and saw the smug smile on his mother's face, and he was furious.
Old ginger is spicier, and my mother is quite the schemer!
Wang Wenzhou looked at Madam Yang and said coldly, "I have another wife to marry today. Send someone to Chunfeng Pavilion to bring her over."
"No!" Madam Yang frowned.
"Mother, are you really going to force me to my death?" Wang Wenzhou asked, heartbroken.
After thinking it over, weighing the pros and cons, Madam Yang realized that she had already lost face big time today, so she wasn't afraid of losing face again. If she couldn't become in-laws with the Duke of Ying's family, they would become mortal enemies.
"Alright! Boren, send someone to pick up that little bitch," Yang instructed Wang Wenhua.
"Where's that swindler Zhang Shize? Come here, let's talk about something!" Wang Wenzhou shouted.
"Boxin, what are you doing now? You want to marry that little brat from Chunfeng Pavilion, and I've already given in to you. What else do you want?" Madam Yang asked angrily.
"I can't do a losing business!" Wang Wenzhou scoffed. The terms they agreed on before were because he thought the baby was Zhang Shifang. Who knew Zhang Shifang wasn't the baby, but an ugly monster? How could I do a losing business? Of course, I'd raise the price!
Zhang Shize quickly walked over and asked, "Boxin, what's wrong? Speak up, stop fooling around."
Wang Wenzhou plopped down on the ground, gently wiping away Sheng Lan's tears, and said, "Brother-in-law, I really have something to say..."
"We're all family, no need to be so formal. Tell me quickly, what exactly do you want?" Zhang Shize smiled slightly; Silly Xiao Wu had finally agreed to the marriage.
“Brother-in-law, look, I’m marrying so many wives at once, I don’t have enough money to support the family. How about this, you give one million taels of silver for each wife, Jiaojiao, Minmin, Lanlan, Baobao, and your ugly daughter, that’s five million taels in total,” Wang Wenzhou said shamelessly.
"Baby? Who is Baby?" Zhang Shize was both amused and exasperated.
Wang Wenzhou quickly turned around, looked at Zhang Rong kneeling beside Zhang Shifang, and asked, "Baby, what's your name?"
Zhang Jiao quickly replied, "Husband, my name is Zhang Jiao!"
"Haha!" Wang Wenzhou laughed, "My darling is the cutest! Darling, ask the baby kneeling next to the ugly monster what her name is."
Zhang Rong was so ashamed that she didn't dare to look up, staring intently at the floor. It turned out the adults had mistaken her for a young lady; how was she supposed to explain this to them?
"Baby, baby!" Zhang Jiao tugged at Zhang Rong's clothes and asked, "Your husband is asking what your name is. Hurry up, we're waiting for the wedding ceremony, don't miss the auspicious time."
"Zhang Rong!" Zhang Rong uttered two words in an extremely weak voice.
"Husband, her name is Zhang Rong," Zhang Jiao quickly reported to Wang Wenzhou.
"Mother! I'm marrying Zhang Rong today too. Quickly find someone to change her clothes," Wang Wenzhou said to his mother.
Yang was both amused and exasperated. She looked at Zhang Shize for advice. Since Zhang Rong was from the Duke of Ying's mansion, she naturally had to ask Zhang Shize for his opinion.
"Auntie, please agree to Xiao Wu's request. Marrying one is the same as marrying two. Anyway, our two households are not afraid of losing face today." Zhang Shize thought to himself, Zhang Rong is his sister's personal maid. With Xiao Wu's silly nature, she will be his sooner or later. So let him marry her.
Madam Yang nodded and quickly had someone help Zhang Rong to change her clothes.
“Brother-in-law, raising a wife costs money! When are you going to give me five million taels of silver?” Wang Wenzhou asked irritably.
Zhang Shize was both amused and exasperated. Silly Xiao Wu was truly shameless! But he had no other choice. Things had gotten this far; if the marriage didn't go through, the Duke of Ying's mansion would lose all face.
“5 taels! No more!” Zhang Shize said.
“Brother-in-law, don’t try to play the poor card with me! The Duke of Ying’s mansion can’t even afford three million taels of silver?” Wang Wenzhou mocked.
"Boxin! My sister brought a lot of dowry! Enough for you to live a life of luxury!" Zhang Shize patiently advised.
Wang Wenzhou frowned and said irritably, "Stop with the nonsense, one million taels! If it's a penny less, I won't get married, I'll just kill myself!"
"10 taels! Boxin, are you really willing to abandon so many beautiful wives and concubines?" Zhang Shize knew that Wang Wenzhou wanted the money because he was upset and wanted to vent his frustrations. My dear Fifth Master, you may have vented your anger, but you can't make me feel the pain of loss!
"Eight hundred thousand taels! I need your help urgently, brother-in-law! My girlfriend is pregnant, and I don't have the money for an abortion. It could be fatal!"
"20 million, that's all!"
"Six hundred thousand? Don't treat me like a beggar!"
"..."
Everyone was stunned. These two looked like middle-aged women and vendors haggling over prices at a market.
Sheng Lan nestled in Wang Wenzhou's arms, her eyes shining as she looked at her master. Even when he was shameless, he was still so handsome.
……
After the farce ended, Wang Wenzhou finally got married to his babies, oh right, and the ugly one too.
The matchmaker announced loudly, "First bow to Heaven and Earth."
Wang Wenzhou, Sheng Lan, Zhang Jiao, Zhao Fengmin, Zhang Rong, and Zhang Shifang lined up, knelt on the ground, and kowtowed to heaven and earth.
Each of the six people had their own ideas.
Zhang Shifang was in the most pain. She was married, but her husband was a scoundrel. Not only was he a womanizer, but he also didn't love her. The farce that just happened would soon become the talk of the Ming Dynasty's nobility. Zhang Shifang blushed just thinking about it.
Zhao Fengmin was the happiest person, whereas she had been secretly heartbroken in Chunfeng Pavilion. The groom was getting married, but the bride wasn't her. She finally understood the feelings the master had when he said those words in the sedan chair that day. She felt pain, and wanted to cry…
Later, the master sent someone over to announce that he would marry her today. Zhao Fengmin was moved to tears, quickly changed her clothes, and rushed over. She was so happy to finally marry the master.
Wang Wenzhou's mind was filled with nothing but "bang bang bang" sounds. Finally, he could have sex!
"Husband and wife bow to each other!" the matchmaker shouted.
"Clap clap clap, clap clap clap! You clap, I clap, everyone clap!" Wang Wenzhou smugly kowtowed to the babies.
The babies and the ugly monster also kowtowed to their husbands at the same time.
"Sent into the bridal chamber..."
The brides were helped into the bridal chamber by their maids.
The groom, Wang Wenzhou, went to offer toasts. After all, with so many nobles present, it wouldn't be right not to offer a few drinks.
"Congratulations, Boxin!"
"Silly Xiao Wu, may you have a son soon!"
"In my memory, Boxin was a cute little chubby boy. In the blink of an eye, Boxin is about to become a father."
Everyone congratulated Wang Wenzhou.
After the toasts were finished, Wang Wenzhou was already completely drunk and was helped into the bridal chamber by several servants.
On their wedding night, Wang Wenzhou had been fantasizing about a passionate night with his babies. However, he drank too much, and his mother, Madam Yang, specifically instructed that each of the brides have their own room.
The bride sitting on the bed in the room Wang Wenzhou entered was Zhang Shifang.