I was a conman in the Ming Dynasty.

Chapter 130 The Hero Went and Never Returned

Chapter 130 The hero went forth never to return.

In the classroom of the 38th session of the labor camp, Liu Rushi, dressed as a Confucian scholar, stood on the podium and gave a lecture.

The labor camp has now reached its 42nd session, with Sheng Lan serving as the teacher for the first 25 sessions. Liu Rushi has been the teacher for the later sessions.

Since the task was simply to teach the students to recognize characters, Wang Wenzhou didn't specifically design a textbook. Sheng Lan and Liu Rushi taught whatever they wanted.

Liu Ru pointed to the blackboard and began to read: "Twelve scrolls of military orders, each scroll bearing my father's name. My father has no eldest son, Mulan has no elder brother, I wish to buy a saddle and horse, and from now on, I will fight in my father's place..."

The textbook Liu Rushi chose was "The Ballad of Mulan." Although Liu Rushi was a girl, she, like Zhang Jiao, had some boyish characteristics. "The Ballad of Mulan" was Liu Rushi's favorite, and she always dreamed of one day becoming a female general who would defend her country and fight bravely on the battlefield.

"The military dispatches are in twelve volumes, each bearing my name..." the trainees recited in unison.

Liu Rushi glanced at Wang Wenzhou out of the corner of her eye, her brows furrowed. She couldn't understand what was wrong with that fat guy today. Why was he so quiet, sitting silently at the back of the classroom, lost in thought?

On ordinary days, Wang Wenzhou often came to harass Liu Rushi. In front of many students, Wang Wenzhou shamelessly said, "Rushi, Rushi, I love you." He also said, "Rushi, Rushi, will you sleep with me?"

When Liu Rushi's students first heard Principal Wang say that, they all burst into laughter, while Liu Rushi could only blush and scold Wang Wenzhou a few times.

Over time, the trainees got used to it. Every time Wang Wenzhou said that, they would just smile faintly, and Liu Rushi no longer blushed to her neck.

What's wrong with that fatso today? He seems like a completely different person.

Just as Liu Rushi was wondering, the fat Wang Wenzhou stood up and asked, "Teacher, teacher! There's something I don't understand!"

"Stop thinking about it! Keep dreaming!" Liu Rushi replied irritably.

Liu Rushi thought Wang Wenzhou wanted to say: "Ruru, Ruru, I want to sleep with you."

"Oh dear!" Wang Wenzhou said with a wicked smile, "Teacher, this time I don't want to ask you if you want to sleep with me. It's about the 'Ballad of Mulan.' I really don't understand it and would like to ask you for guidance."

"What's the problem?" Liu Ru asked curiously, her face full of doubt.

Although that fatso is shameless, he's not without talent. Liu Rushi felt that if he couldn't figure out the problem, she'd be in trouble too. Hmph! That fatso is definitely trying to embarrass her again.

"Is Mulan a boy or a girl?" Wang Wenzhou asked with a wicked smile.

Hmm? Liu Rushi thought for a while but still couldn't figure out where the fat man had dug the pit. She could only reply seriously, "No sound of loom is heard, only the sighs of women. The second line of 'The Ballad of Mulan' makes it clear that Mulan is a girl."

"Teacher, teacher, you've got it wrong!" Wang Wenzhou said seriously, "Chirp chirp chirp, Mulan's crotch is erect! Mulan has a penis, and her crotch can even be erect, how could Mulan be a girl? This is not scientific! Teacher, if you don't believe me, show me your crotch!"

"Wang Wenzhou! Get out!" Liu Rushi roared angrily.

Wang Wenzhou laughed and said, "Ruru, Ruru, say 'get lost' again. I really love hearing you say 'get lost'!"

"Get out!" Liu Rushi shouted angrily, pointing at the door.

Wang Wenzhou stood up with a mischievous grin, clapped his hands, and walked out of the classroom excitedly.

Watching Wang Wenzhou's cheerful figure, Liu Rushi muttered under her breath, "What a jerk."

In truth, Wang Wenzhou was somewhat of a jerk, and he himself thought so. Every time he flirted with Liu Rushi, he would get scolded. The angrier Liu Rushi got, the happier Wang Wenzhou felt.

Every time he saw Liu Rushi, her beautiful eyes widened, her chest heaving with anger, and she would loudly and coquettishly shout: Get out!

Wang Wenzhou would be overjoyed, and he even found it quite enjoyable. If he didn't tease Liu Rushi every day and let her scold him a few times, he would feel like something was missing.

A "great man" once said that there are only two kinds of men who chase after women: either they are "looking for a mother" or they are "being a jerk".

For Wang Wenzhou, Sheng Lan was like "finding a mother." Sheng Lan took care of Wang Wenzhou just like a "mother," being considerate and attentive in every way.

As for Liu Rushi, she was simply being "self-destructive." Wang Wenzhou desperately wanted to sleep with Liu Rushi, but he couldn't win her heart. So, he resorted to being self-destructive, constantly seeking out insults and provocations.

After class, Liu Rushi walked out of the classroom and looked up to see the fat guy standing at the door.

Liu Rushi retorted irritably, "I don't love you! Dream on!"

Wang Wenzhou said with a wry smile, "Ruru, Ruru, I'm not in a good mood today!"

"Get lost!" Liu Rushi said irritably.

"Sigh..." Wang Wenzhou sighed and left.

Seeing Wang Wenzhou's dejected appearance, Liu Rushi felt a little strange. Perhaps the fat man really had something on his mind today. Had she been too harsh on him?

Unable to find solace with Liu Rushi, Wang Wenzhou turned to Zhao Fengmin, the "top-grade pink fungus," for a venting of his frustrations.

Wang Wenzhou has been consistently trying to lose weight, and although he has lost some, he still can't have sex. Currently, there are only two girls who can make Wang Wenzhou stand up in respect: one is Liu Rushi, whom he can easily seduce; the other is Zhao Fengmin, whose ability to bite her vulva is quite impressive.

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In Chunfeng Pavilion, Wang Wenzhou sipped his wine while enjoying Zhao Fengmin's warm, moist lips.

"Knock knock knock..." A knocking sound came from outside the door.

Zhao Fengmin wanted to stand up to open the door, but Wang Wenzhou gently patted her head, signaling her to continue.

"Who is it?" Wang Wenzhou asked.

“Big brother, it’s me, Xiao Liang!” Sheng Liang replied.

"What is it?" Wang Wenzhou frowned. He was enjoying himself, what are you doing here, you little brat?

"Big brother!" Sheng Liang said with a troubled tone, "Big brother, I want to ask you a question."

"Damn it!" Wang Wenzhou cursed, "What is it? Hurry up and say it. I'm not a girl, you don't need to give me any surprises!"

"Brother, what should you do if you like a girl but she doesn't like you back?" Sheng Liang asked hesitantly.

"Hurry up, faster!" Wang Wenzhou patted Zhao Fengmin's head lightly, took a sip of wine, and said drunkenly, "If you like a girl, then rape her. If she likes you too, she won't call the police. If she doesn't like you, at worst you'll go to jail for a few years. If you don't even dare to go to jail for a few years, what right do you have to say you love her?"

Zhao Fengmin lightly licked her tongue and smiled slightly, "The adult has drunk too much again."

Ever since the courtesan competition, whenever Wang Wenzhou suffered a grievance with Liu Rushi, he would run to Zhao Fengmin to vent his frustrations and drink some wine, and Wang Wenzhou often got drunk. Every time he got drunk, he would talk nonsense.

Sheng Liang didn't realize his elder brother was talking nonsense in his drunkenness. After thinking about it carefully, he realized his brother's words made a lot of sense. His brother was the magistrate of Hanshan County; he probably wouldn't arrest him and put him in jail. With that thought, Sheng Liang took a deep breath and glanced intently at the person opposite him.

"The wind howls, the Yi River is cold, the hero departs, never to return!" Sheng Liang recited a few lines and set off with high spirits.