Reborn Spicy Little Wife

Chapter 131 The Dog with the Highest Rank

You think coming to me for good news? You're kidding me!

"I'd better lie down, so you don't get tired!" Xu Jianbin politely declined. His stomach was still aching slightly, and he would be finished if he did it again.

However, he was truly amazed that a peasant woman could have such strength.

"This bastard is quite sensible," Luo Ning thought with satisfaction. She found an old newspaper, rolled it up, and used it as a microphone, transforming herself into the station's hostess on a fictitious television station. She then handed the tattered newspaper to Xu Jianbin.

"Now I'm going to formally interview you... Your Xiaotian is here, why didn't you say hello? That's so rude of you!"

An interview? Luo Ning really knows how to play games. Xie Chang'an is just waiting for Xu Jianbin to get his comeuppance.

Xu Jianbin was a bit confused by Luo Ning's move, and scratched his head, "That's not my Xiao Tian!"

Luo Ning raised an eyebrow, then suddenly raised her voice eight hundred degrees, "Which one is your Xiao Tian! Tell me! What exactly happened? If you dare to hide even a single word, I'll eat my hat if you don't submit!"

Xu Jianbin felt like he was going deaf, and unconsciously picked at his ears.

"Tian Xiaoxiao, it's Tian Xiaoxiao, she's Tian Susu's cousin! She's not mine either, she's the sister of my comrade-in-arms Tian Li! After Tian Li sacrificed his life, the army provided preferential treatment to military families, and Tian Xiaoxiao became a flight attendant. Tian Susu followed Tian Xiaoxiao out and found a job at a kindergarten, where she's now a teacher!"

"Oh my god, you two big spoons have fallen into a field mouse's nest!" Luo Ning stood up, one hand on his hip, like a teapot.

"I have a feeling that Tian Li's sacrifice was a conspiracy. As soon as he died, his sister came, and his cousin came. There are so many stupid and rich people here, so you two big idiots can cause all the trouble!"

That was a bit much. Xu Jianbin jumped up, glared at Luo Ning with a dark face, and left quickly.

Xie Chang'an frowned, suddenly lost in memories.

"Tch, if you've got the guts, glare at me, hit me!" Luo Ning shrugged, using his toes to look down on Xu Jianbin.

Tian Xiaoxiao is a flight attendant who wears a uniform every day. Why would she need to buy a short, revealing skirt? She could only fool someone as naive as Xu Jianbin.

To be honest, someone like Xu Jianbin could fool a hundred people in a minute.

Tian Susu followed Tian Xiaoxiao out of the mountains and back, relying on neither her parents, nor her friends, nor her sisters, and found a job at a kindergarten on her own. This woman is no ordinary person!

Tian Susu had been trying to reason with her for so long, saying all sorts of hurtful things and making a big deal out of it. Anyone else would have lost their temper long ago.

Tian Susu came with a smile and left with a smile, at least on the surface there was no trace of anger.

That woman was very cunning; she was the most shrewd of all the dogs Xie Chang'an had ever encountered.

She thought none of Xie Chang'an's dogs were any good fighters, but she actually found a worthy opponent. She was so impressed that she stood there with her hands on her hips for a moment.

"Knock knock knock!" There was a knock on the door. Luo Ning's gaze drifted to the doorway, and he floated to the doorway as well.

"Enter!"

This place is almost like a vegetable market, with people coming and going endlessly.

"Squeak!" The door was pushed open, and Gao Ya's annoying face appeared in front of Luo Ning.

"Third sister, I'm here!"

Xie Chang'an was completely dumbfounded. Why was that woman here again?! Why was Luo Ning impersonating Xie Changmin? What exactly was she trying to do?

"How come you've gotten so thin, you don't even look like a pig anymore?" Luo Ning said with a look of regret. She had just finished discussing things with Ming when Gao Ya came knocking on her door. It felt like she was going to a pigsty to pick a pig to slaughter for the New Year, and a fat, big idiot in the pigsty bumped into the tip of her knife. It couldn't be better!

"..." Gao Ya touched her face, feeling that there was something wrong with what she said.

She felt as if she had waited for lifetimes before receiving news of Xie Chang'an waking up, and rushed over immediately.

"You're not done being silly yet, you know I'm insulting you!" Luo Ning circled around Gao Ya, "Do you know that fatso Luo Ning?"

Xie Chang'an: "..."

Luo Ning, what kind of monster are you doing?!

Gao Ya nodded seriously, secretly relieved. Her last trip to Qing'an Village was to deal with Luo Ning.

Instead of meeting Luo Ning and being courted by her mother, she was beaten up by the group of village women, and all her savings were stolen.

Those peasants will have to wait. She swears she won't be human if she doesn't avenge this.

"Luoning weighs 160 pounds, like a bucket come to life, but my old lady in the family likes plump women. They're plump and easy to bear, unlike your small frame!" Luoning pouted, looking disgusted, a seemingly wicked smile creeping onto her lips. "We wouldn't even consider you! A woman should have some meat on her bones, at least it feels good to touch!"

Gao Ya blushed deeply; her sister-in-law's words were rough, but the reasoning was sound.

As long as she could marry Xie Chang'an, she didn't care about being fat.

Xie Chang'an secretly retorted that although Luo Ning used to be fat, she wasn't as big as a bucket; she was quite tall.

The more Xie Chang'an listened to Luo Ning's words, the clearer his mind became, and he had a bad feeling!

Someone's going to be in trouble! Xie Chang'an's face broke into a gloating smile, which Luo Ning caught as he turned around, resulting in a significant reduction in his sentence.

"Gao Ya, Luo Ning is 18 years old. How old are you this year?" Luo Ning stared straight at Gao Ya, looking just like the wolf in sheep's clothing trying to lure Little Red Riding Hood.

"I, I..." Gao Ya bit her lower lip tightly, glancing at Luo Ning with her eyes.

"I'm 28 years old!"

"Oh my god!" Luo Ning's eyes lit up. He grabbed Gao Ya's hand and rubbed the coal ash he had just taken out of the space onto Gao Ya's hand.

"She's at a good age, even though she looks like a pickled mustard green, she's a good match for my brother. She's much better than that fat bastard Luo Ning. My grandmother took a liking to her because her father was the village chief, and she's destined for greatness..."

Phoenix destiny? Xie Chang'an thought about it carefully and realized that there really was such a saying.

What's with all this talk about being a good match? Why does he hate listening to Luo Ning?

Even with her obsessive-compulsive disorder about to flare up, she didn't dare to push him away, forcing herself to act like a ninja turtle, saying, "What's so great about the village chief? My dad's a division commander, but... I'm not destined to be a phoenix!"

"None of that matters. The older generation is all about feudal superstition. Let's not follow their example. Be refined! Your dad is a division commander. How much does he earn a month? Do you have a nanny? Is your house a single-story house or a multi-story building? How many dishes do you eat per meal?" Luo Ning transformed into a money-grubbing and mercenary man, revealing a greedy and unsophisticated look on his face.

Luo Ning was indeed suffering at home. Although Xie Chang'an couldn't see her face, he could imagine that her eyes must be shining and she was drooling.

I suddenly feel a little sorry for her.

Gao Ya was somewhat disgusted by her third sister's behavior, but she didn't dare to offend her right now.

"I live in a detached house. Our family's lunch is four dishes and a soup with fish and meat. We have Western food for breakfast and various snacks for dinner. We have a chef and a housekeeper!"

Luo Ning looked extremely regretful, slapping his thigh and tapping his feet to keep time.

"I said before that there's no rush for the fourth son's marriage. Let's look around some more. Maybe the old lady can go to the city with him to enjoy a comfortable life in the future."

But the old lady was anxious. Her fourth son was already 28 this year; in the countryside, his children would be old enough to run errands. So she hastily arranged for him to marry that fatso, Luo Ning. "I don't even like her, nobody in the family likes her!"

Xie Chang'an's face was so dark it was indescribable. Luo Ning, you, you, you... how can you make up such a story?

Upon hearing that there was hope, Gao Ya became even more determined to cling to Luo Ning's coattails.

"Third sister, nothing in this world is predetermined! Don't you think so?"

“That makes sense!” Luo Ning nodded, readily agreeing.

You slut, you want to marry Xie Chang'an? Go back to your Dream of the Red Chamber!

I don't want Xie Chang'an. I'd rather lose him, throw him away, or abandon him than give him to you!

"I came here for two reasons. First, to see my younger brother. Second, I heard about your great reputation and came to visit. To be honest, I haven't eaten meat in years, and I don't even know what meat tastes like!" Luo Ning smacked his lips, and even exaggeratedly drooled from the corner of his mouth.

Gao Ya was disgusted by Luo Ning's pathetic appearance, but it felt so good to have someone offer a pillow when you're sleepy. "That's easy, Third Sister, come to my house, and I'll have the chef cook for you!"

"You're such a sensible girl. I heard that in your city..."