Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 255 Woodpecker: Brain is a good thing (2)

【Knock knock knock… knock knock knock! 】

After a day of rest, my old mother couldn't wait to go out and grab some territory -

I have to rob, otherwise my stomach will rebel!

When it is hungry, it becomes bad-tempered, and when it is in a bad temper, its fighting power increases exponentially.

If those two big birds dare to provoke me at this moment, they will definitely be beaten black and blue by my old mother!

There's no need for a little guy like me to get involved in a fight.

The old mother set her eyes on a big and sturdy tree, on which there were two bird's nests far apart.

It fought alone and overturned the bird's nest in one fell swoop. There were no eggs inside, so its movements were extremely agile, and even carried a hint of subtle resentment.

Such a big bird's nest is actually empty. What are these birds doing instead of making babies? !

[Pooh, son, when you find a wife in the future, you must work hard and have more children. When you go out to look for insects, you must leave someone to look after the nest. When the children grow up, I will send them all out to catch insects for you to eat!!!]

While the old mother was muttering, she still had time to peck a hole in the tree.

Not long after, a bird flew over, stood on a branch, and looked back and forth frantically, cursing under its breath, as if it was afraid that the other birds couldn't hear it.

Every one of them was a slightly larger bird that could threaten my mother and me. Their feathers were so colorful that I couldn't quite recognize what kind of bird they were, but they were definitely not sparrows.

They are probably the original owners of the bird's nest that was smashed to pieces in the grass? !

If you don't want to cause trouble, keep silent.

【Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock! 】

The old mother quickened her pace, shaking her head back and forth so much that it almost became an afterimage, which was dizzying to see.

Wood chips flew everywhere. If trees could speak, they would definitely curse in a clear and melodious voice and cry out in pain.

The birds over there were frightened, shrank their necks, and chirped quietly—

[Oh my god, how hard is this person to talk? I saw a road being repaired in the village over there a few days ago. There was a drilling vehicle, but the noise made by drilling the stone road was not as loud as this one...]

[Yes, yes, I saw it too. There were a lot of excavators digging the soil. Is there going to be a big move in the village? I heard there’s a new village party secretary, and he’s a top student!]

[Don't mind your own business! Those naughty monkeys in the village primary school like to play with slingshots, so all of you tighten your skins and stay away! ]

[Hey, second sister, our house was robbed by a thug who is not to be trifled with. Where are we going to sleep tonight? ]

[Let's go and find my aunt. Some of her cousins ​​are planning to move out and build a new nest. Let's stay there for a few days and warm up their new home! ]

A flock of birds flew away without a trace of nostalgia.

The old mother stopped, looked in the direction they flew away, and quietly took note. Building a new nest means getting married and laying eggs. That would be great, hehehe!

[Son, I regret not giving you some brothers and sisters to keep you company. Otherwise, I would be much more relaxed now!]

Me: I’m speechless…

(?????)? ??I hope that my brothers and sisters who have no chance to meet you can find a good family to reincarnate into, and don’t be so blind as to jump to our mother’s place. Look at what happened to me, your eldest brother——

Just after a hundred days, there was no feasting for guests. I had to do hard labor, pecking at tree holes until my brain became a mess. It wasn't a concussion, but it was worse than a concussion...

(Old mother: Do you think your mother is hermaphrodite? Your father is long gone...)

This is how we made our new home.

The tree hole is not spacious and is getting more crowded day by day.

In order to survive the winter, we also need to store enough fat.

Although Yunnan has four seasons like spring, there are naturally fewer insects than in other seasons.

My mother said that she wanted to let me go and start my own business, but she was worried...

[Son, Mom wants to discuss something with you! ]

【explain. 】

[Son, last night in the middle of the night, I accidentally broke someone else's egg. The little bird inside started squeaking as soon as it came out. Its parents happened to come back and ran into me, so they asked me to be the little bird's godmother...]

[Mom, are you still taking me for a fool?! ]

[Son, I didn’t, I definitely didn’t, everything I said is true! ]

【Well, keep editing! 】

I turned away angrily. I really couldn't stay in this house anymore.

Don’t confront each other if you have different ideas. We both understand the truth.

Not long after, I forced myself to run away from home, and the pressure of life was instantly reduced by more than half.

After enduring a winter, I, now skinny as a stick, dug up a few ant nests.

I don’t care about the lack of meat. I’ll just catch one and eat it until I’ve made enough money.

After all, I was an ant in my previous life, so I knew the approximate location and structure of the ant nest, so I could always find it accurately.

If you kill the queen ant, they will be leaderless and in chaos.

Watching them fight back with all their might in panic, raising all kinds of swords, spears, and halberds towards me, I suddenly felt a strange sense of fate?!

Zhuang Zhou dreamed of a butterfly?!

A few bites are enough. The ants are too united and swarm over the body. I know how powerful it is to kill an elephant with many ants.

Wait till midsummer.

【Knock knock knock, knock knock knock! 】

My mother said -

[Son, when you are courting, your nagging should be strong and lasting, so that the sound can spread far and wide.]

Only in this way can we attract the ignorant little woodpecker girls to explore.

[My son, you suffer from being too dumb in talking. You need to change. If you want to win a woman's heart, you need to be tough and sweet in your words.]

[Son, the tree hole used as a wedding room must not be too big or too spacious. If it is too big, the couple cannot get together and it is not convenient to continue life. If the sex is too intense, it is easy to fall out of the hole... Don't ask how mom knows this, ahem! ]

[Son, if your wife gets pregnant, you should be more diligent and catch more insects to feed her. Mom is not really a lazy woman. Remember the insect-raising methods I taught you and teach them to your children in the future! ]

[Son, ahem, if you ever come across a solitary bird egg, you can try it. I’m not lying to you, it’s really delicious. Slurp. If you still remember the location of the old place, and you really can’t finish it, you can bring it back to me! ]

(???????)??

Great, except for the last sentence, which is really from the heart.

My mother really broke the truth down and crushed it into pieces and stuffed it into my brain bit by bit. I am grateful!

I really found a wife with these little tricks passed down from my family. When we first met, she was a beautiful girl from a small family, but after we got married and laid eggs, she turned into a female demon, and she didn't like anything about me...

Hmm, there must be something I did wrong.

It was the time when villagers gathered in the woods to dig insects. Some naughty children also came in for pocket money, and some brought slingshots.

He picked up some sharp stones and started throwing them around randomly.

[Hey, San Gouzi, shoot over there, there's a bird digging a hole in the tree, it must be a bad thing!]

San Gouzi was only seven years old, very strong, and eager to show off. He took aim and whoosh——

Hit me right in the forehead!

Damn——

All the males in my family are destined to die young, right?!

A small praying mantis stared in astonishment at the huge bird that suddenly fell in front of it. It waved its tender green sickle proudly and tilted its triangular head to one side in disdain.

The spotted woodpecker, who never stopped talking and worked hard to catch insects except for having an in-depth conversation with his wife, has died!

[The spotted woodpecker is a second-class protected animal. You are so cruel, San Gouzi. If you don’t love it, please don’t hurt it! ]