Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 161: Mountain Eagle: Fledgling Complex (4)

【Ah——】

I was left behind again...

Lin Xiaorou was given a headache by Phantom's calling and thought, this little guy must be hungry.

So, she added warm water to the pork liver powder she had specially prepared yesterday, made a paste, and placed it in front of the Phantom.

[Eat, stop shouting. You have ears, don’t you know that your voice can scare people to death? ]

【Ah——】

I squinted at the black stuff in the bowl and rolled my eyes.

What the hell is this? I don’t want to eat it, take it away!

[Hey, you're not big, but you have a stubborn temper. Fine, if you don't want to eat, you'll be hungry. I'll kill you something fresh when Song Qian comes back!]

【Ah——】

That's nice!

Her kindness was taken as an insult. Lin Xiaorou took away the plate that she despised. She was reluctant to waste it, so she scooped a little with her fingers and put it in her mouth.

ヽ(*.＞Д＜)o゜yue——

Song Qian was just opening the door with his son when he heard the sound. He rushed to the kitchen without even taking out the key.

[Xiao Rou?! What's wrong? We just got pregnant yesterday... are you pregnant?!]

When he rushed over, he saw the plates on the table and that disgusting shit-like thing. He could guess what had just happened even with his heels.

[Mom, are you pregnant with a little brother? !]

Lin Xiaorou glared at the father and son with red eyes.

【Ah——】

There are guests at home?! Dad, why don’t you ask me to go out and greet them?

[Eh? Dad, when did we get a bird at home? Is it a parrot or a starling? Why does it chirp so badly? I even have goose bumps...]

[It's in that room, go and see for yourself, don't be scared! ]

Song Zijin ran over excitedly without even putting down his schoolbag. Fortunately, there were only a water cup and a few books in it, so it was not heavy.

The couple looked at each other, with the same evil intentions in their eyes.

[Wow——Is this a turkey? ]

[Ah? ]

Is there a row of question marks above the head of this mountain eagle?

? ???

What kind of chicken is turkey? Is it delicious?!

【Pfft hahahahaha...】

The two adults in the kitchen burst into laughter, and the two children in the warehouse stared at each other.

That night, the father and son huddled together on a small bed of 1.5 meters, head to head, watching "Animal World: Vultures".

Occasionally, there are scenes of groups of vultures swarming up to prey on large animals. Although it is a bit cruel, Song Zijin's reaction is still normal.

Until the vultures pecked at the rotten corpse's internal organs, pulled out the intestines, and swallowed them like noodles.

Song Zijin's little eyebrows never relaxed, and her breathing became heavier. It was unclear whether she felt scared or nauseous.

If Lin Xiaorou was present, she would probably explode again...

[Dad, when Grandpa Zhao was explaining just now, he said that vultures can eat people. Is that true?]

Song Qian nodded, then shook his head.

[Vultures are scavengers. They don’t eat living things. The cannibalism mentioned here refers to human corpses. In the northwest, sky burial means this.]

Song Zijin was silent, and his eyes moved from his father's chin back to the screen.

There is no scene of sky burial in the documentary, but just thinking about it is enough to make you shudder.

[Dad, when I die, you should burn me clean. I don’t want to be pulled out by a vulture. It’s dirty, and so am I.]

Song Qian didn't expect that his son, at such a young age, had already thought about what would happen after his death.

He bent his fingers and gave him a slap on the face.

[Nonsense, I will definitely die before you. It's the middle of the night, why are you talking about death? Don't you think it's unlucky!]

[Oh, Dad, I wanted to ask you just now, but you interrupted me and I almost forgot.]

【explain! 】

[Whether it is a human or animal corpse, if left for a few days, wouldn't bacteria and viruses quickly breed? Why are vultures fine after eating it? 】

[Well, I do know this. The concentration of stomach acid in vultures is more than ten times higher than that of humans. If any bacteria enters their stomach, it will be useless and they will all die.]

【Oh, then, what about the Phantom? 】

The topic suddenly changed and Song Qian turned to look at him.

【What happened to the Phantom? 】

[Eh? I thought the Phantom was a turkey. Didn't you say it was a vulture? What does it eat?]

After Song Zijin asked this question, she couldn't help but shiver, for fear of hearing some horrible words from her father's mouth.

For example, eating this stinky boy...

ヽ(*。＞Д＜)o゜I’m almost scared to tears!!!

Song Qian rarely saw his son's cowardly side, so he bared his teeth and smiled creepily.

[It eats whatever I feed it. It's not picky about food. It's still young. I've never let it eat rotten corpses. After all, it's my pet and we have the conditions at home.]

【Oh. 】

Song Zijin patted his chest and felt relieved.

He thought his little movements under the quilt went unnoticed.

Little did he know that with his father's height advantage, nothing could escape his sharp eyes.

[Okay, I'll let you watch this before bed. I don't know if you'll have a nightmare. Go to sleep, son. You have to go to school tomorrow!]

【Ah——】

I turned over and slept on my back. It seemed like someone was talking about me just now. My nose was itchy and I wanted to sneeze.

On the day of departure, the weather was fine with light clouds and breeze.

The winter vacation has just begun, but small red lanterns have been hung on the trees on both sides of the road, giving the atmosphere of the New Year.

Song Qian was driving, and there was a birdcage fixed to the passenger seat with two straps. When he couldn't see him for a while, the Phantom, which would chirp, would stay inside it obediently.

When it comes to doting, Song Qian is exactly the same as his father who is over 70 years old.

Lin Xiaorou and her son were sitting on the sofa in the booth. One was finishing his winter vacation homework, and the other was looking at a fund that was green all over.

The mother and daughter's complexions were quite synchronized, neither of them looked very good, one was darker, the other was even darker.

[Mom, do I have to rush to finish my homework on the way? Can’t you let me play for a few days first? I just finished the exam, you have to let me take a break!!!]

[Oh, by then you'll be so bored that you won't even recognize all the words in this notebook! Forget about the exams. Which subject did you pass?! I really want to send you to a cram school! You're only in the third grade and you've already learned this much. Where on earth did you put your mind to?!]

Lin Xiaorou was filled with rage. The two funds she had just checked had a net loss of more than half, and there were more than a dozen funds below that were all in the red. She didn't even dare to click on them one by one to check the details...

Song Qian quickly shut up. This powder keg should not be provoked. If he dared to speak at this time, he would be bombarded with the greatest firepower.

It is more brutal than the enemy's rocket launcher. No one is spared and everyone is blasted into ashes.

A famous Greater Bay Area celebrity: Don’t CUE me, I’m working hard on my Mandarin, OK? !

[Mom, my dad said, if you can learn, then study hard, if you can't learn, then eat more. Look, haven't I grown three centimeters taller this semester? ]

Song Zijin was a smart guy. Seeing that the wind was blowing in the wrong direction, he quickly directed his firepower elsewhere.

For example, the father who would occasionally glance at them through the rearview mirror and grin secretly!

Song Qian glared at him, "I didn't offend you, am I your biological son?"